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Clips from The Big Lebowski

"No, I do mind. The Dude minds."
The Big Lebowski
"This will not stand, you know."
The Big Lebowski
"just as the rug is your problem,"
The Big Lebowski
"just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility,"
The Big Lebowski
"regardless of who he chooses to blame."
The Big Lebowski
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs."
The Big Lebowski
"But I went out and achieved anyway."
The Big Lebowski
"- Oh, fuck it. - "Oh, fuck it.""
The Big Lebowski
"Yes, that's your answer to everything."
The Big Lebowski
"My advice to you is to do what your parents did!"
The Big Lebowski
"Get a job, sir!"
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"The bums..."
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"How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?"
The Big Lebowski
"Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Sure, if I'm in the neighbourhood, you know,"
The Big Lebowski
"and, um..."
The Big Lebowski
"I need to use the john."
The Big Lebowski
"Blow on them."
The Big Lebowski
"Go ahead, blow."
The Big Lebowski
"You want me to blow on your toes?"
The Big Lebowski
"Uh-huh. I can't blow that far."
The Big Lebowski
"You're not blowing."
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"I'll suck your cock for $1,000."
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"Wonderful woman."
The Big Lebowski
"We're very fond of her. Very free-spirited."
The Big Lebowski
"Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100."
The Big Lebowski
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."
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"Whoo! Slamming them tonight!"
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"Theodore Herzel."
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"I can't leave him, he eats the furniture."
The Big Lebowski
"- You brought it bowling? - "Brought it bowling"?"
The Big Lebowski
"he's not taking your turn, Dude."
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"while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu,"
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"Dude, you don't have an ex,"
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"and this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers."
The Big Lebowski
"You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out."
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"Over the line!"
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"Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
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"His toe slipped over. It's just a game."
The Big Lebowski
"This is a league game. It determines who enters the round-robin. Am I wrong?"
The Big Lebowski
"- Yeah, but... - Am I wrong?"
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah, but I wasn't over."
The Big Lebowski
"Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain."
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"- Walter... - You mark that frame an 8,"
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"- I'm not... - A world of pain."
The Big Lebowski
"Has the world gone crazy?"
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"Am I the only one who cares about the rules?"
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"- They're calling the cops. - Mark it zero!"
The Big Lebowski
"You think I'm fucking around? Mark it zero!"
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"All right, it's fucking zero."
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"You happy, you crazy fuck?"
The Big Lebowski
"These guys are like me. They're pacifists."
The Big Lebowski
"Smokey was a conscientious objector."
The Big Lebowski
"I myself dabbled in pacifism,"
The Big Lebowski
"He's fragile, very fragile."
The Big Lebowski
"I did not know that."
The Big Lebowski
"Well, it's all water under the bridge,"
The Big Lebowski
"and we do enter the next round-robin."
The Big Lebowski
"- Am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong."
The Big Lebowski
"- Am I wrong? - No, you're just an asshole!"
The Big Lebowski
"Just take it easy, man."
The Big Lebowski
"That's your answer for everything, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
The Big Lebowski
"Just take it easy, man."
The Big Lebowski
"- Waving the fucking gun around? - Calmer than you are."
The Big Lebowski
"Just take it easy!"
The Big Lebowski
"Calmer than you are."
The Big Lebowski
"'I don't want to be a hard-on about this."
The Big Lebowski
"'but Gilbert and I will submit this to the league"
The Big Lebowski
"'maybe forfeit it to us."
The Big Lebowski
"'Tell Walter. I'm sorry.'"
The Big Lebowski
"'well, at Mr Lebowski's office."
The Big Lebowski
"'Please, call us when it's convenient.'"
The Big Lebowski
"'This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League."
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"'that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak,"
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"'drew a firearm during play."
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"Dude, I... I finally got... the venue I wanted."
The Big Lebowski
"I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle,"
The Big Lebowski
"at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night."
The Big Lebowski
"And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes."
The Big Lebowski
"I'll be there, man."
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"Far out."
The Big Lebowski
"Oh. Oh, all right, OK."
The Big Lebowski
"Just slip the rent under my door."
The Big Lebowski
"'and examine your standing. Thank you.'"
The Big Lebowski
"'Mr Lebowski, Brandt again."
The Big Lebowski
"'Please, call when you get in, and I'll send a limo."
The Big Lebowski
"'I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug,"
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"'which, I assure you, is not a problem."
The Big Lebowski
"'We need your help, and, uh..."
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"'well, we'd like to see you."
The Big Lebowski
"'Thank you. It's Brandt.'"
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"Mr Lebowski."
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"I can look back on a life of achievement,"
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"challenges met,"
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"I've accomplished more than most men"
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"and without the use of my legs."
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"What..."
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"What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?"
The Big Lebowski
"Is it being prepared to do the right thing?"
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"Whatever the cost?"
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"Isn't that what makes a man?"
The Big Lebowski
"Sure, that and a pair of testicles."
The Big Lebowski
"Perhaps you're right."
The Big Lebowski
"You mind if I do a "J"?"
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"Bunny..."
The Big Lebowski
"Excuse me?"
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"Bunny Lebowski,"
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"she is the light of my life."
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"Are you surprised at my tears, sir?"
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"Fuckin' A."
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"Strong men also cry."
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"As you can see,"
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"it is a ransom note."
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""We have Bunnie.""
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"Sent by men who can't achieve on a level field of play."
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"- Weaklings! - "Await instructions.""
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"This is a bummer, man."
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