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Clips from The Big Lebowski

"Brandt will fill you in on the details."
The Big Lebowski
"to act as courier once we get instructions for the money."
The Big Lebowski
"and you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm this."
The Big Lebowski
"He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?"
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"Fucking Quintana."
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"Yeah."
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"No. He's a sex offender with a record."
The Big Lebowski
"He did six months for exposing himself to an 8-year-old."
The Big Lebowski
"When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door"
The Big Lebowski
"- And I get to keep the rug. - Just for making a hand-off?"
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper."
The Big Lebowski
"- So whenever they call... - What if it's during a game?"
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"- you piece of shit. - What's wrong with Walter?"
The Big Lebowski
"I figure it's easy money. It's harmless."
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"- She probably did it herself. - What do you mean, Dude?"
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"Rug pee-ers didn't do this. Look at it."
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"A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money."
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"She figures he isn't giving her enough."
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"You know, she owes money."
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"- That fuckin'... bitch. - It's all goddamn fake, man."
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"It's like Lenin said."
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"- and, uh, you know... - I am the walrus?"
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"- You know what I'm saying. - I am the walrus."
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"That fuckin' bitch!"
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"V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"
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"What the fuck is he talking about?"
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"Fucking exactly what happened. That makes me sick."
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"so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore..."
The Big Lebowski
"I don't see any connection with Vietnam."
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"No literal connection."
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"Face it, there's no connection. Your roll."
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"- But my point is... - Your roll."
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"Are you ready to be fucked?"
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"Dios mio, man."
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"Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh..."
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"Let me tell you something, pendejo,"
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"you pull any crazy shit with us,"
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"I'll take it and stick it up your ass"
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"Ohh, man."
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"Take the money, drive north on the 405."
The Big Lebowski
"Please, Dude, follow their instructions."
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"All right."
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"- Her life is in your hands. - Oh, man, don't say that."
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"- Her life is in your hands. - Shit, man."
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"Report back to us as soon as it's done."
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"Where the fuck are you goin'?"
The Big Lebowski
"Take the ringer. I'll drive."
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"- What? The what? - The ringer."
The Big Lebowski
"The ringer, Dude."
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"- What the hell is this? - My dirty undies, Dude."
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"Laundry. The whites."
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"The weight. The ringer cannot look empty."
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"What the fuck are you thinking?"
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"You're right, Dude. I got to thinking,"
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"We? You said you just wanted to come along."
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"when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong?"
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"It is a game. You said so yourself."
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"- She kidnapped herself. - I said I thought..."
The Big Lebowski
"Dude the bagman. Where do you want us to go?"
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"- 'Us? ' - Shit!"
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"I'm not handling the money, driving the car..."
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"- 'Shut the fuck up! ' - Are you fucking this up?"
The Big Lebowski
"Who is that?"
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"That is the driver. I told you..."
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"- Shit! - What the fuck's goin' on?"
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"- Her life was in our hands. - Easy, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"We're screwed now. We don't get shit."
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"They're gonna kill her. We're fucked, Walter."
The Big Lebowski
"Nothing is fucked, Dude. You're being very unDude."
The Big Lebowski
"They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!"
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"Hey, will you shut the fuck up?"
The Big Lebowski
"Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here."
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"- But they're amateurs. - Fuck."
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"- Dude. - 'OK, we proceed,"
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah, yeah."
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"'So no funny stuff, OK? '"
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"Just tell me where the fuck to go."
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"That was the sign, man."
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"but how are we gonna get her back?"
The Big Lebowski
"It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."
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"If it gets complex, everything can go wrong."
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"If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's..."
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"'When you cross the bridge,"
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"'you throw the bag from the left window. You're being watched.'"
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"Fuck!"
The Big Lebowski
"There isn't one, we throw the money out of the car."
The Big Lebowski
"We can't do that. That fucks up our plan."
The Big Lebowski
"You're plan is so simple I'm sure they'll understand."
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"I'm throwin' the money, Walter. We're not fuckin' around."
The Big Lebowski
"Fuck that. I love ya, but you have to face the fact"
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"- The Uzi. - Uzi?"
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"We have it!"
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"Let's go bowling."
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"What the fuck does that mean?"
The Big Lebowski
"Well, what exactly is the problem?"
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"The problem is..."
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"There was no..."
The Big Lebowski
"We... we didn't, uh..."
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"They're gonna kill that poor woman."
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"The poor woman..."
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"That poor slut kidnapped herself. You said so yourself."
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"- They posted the next round. - Shut the fuck..."
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"Saturday? They have to reschedule."
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"What am I gonna tell Lebowski?"
The Big Lebowski
"I told that fuck at the league office..."
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"- Who's in charge of scheduling? - Burkhalter."
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"- He already posted it. - He can fuckin' unpost it!"
The Big Lebowski
"What's that?"
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"What do I tell Lebowski?"
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"Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest."
The Big Lebowski
"and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!"
The Big Lebowski
"Sheesh."
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"Shomer Shabbos!"
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"- That's it! I'm outta here. - Come on, Dude."
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"Look, you just tell him..."
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"Tell him we made the drop and everything went..."
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"Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off."
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"They didn't get the fuckin' money! They're gonna..."
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"They're gonna kill that poor woman."
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"If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?"
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