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Clips from The Big Lebowski

"Out west there was this fella,"
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"fella I want to tell you about,"
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"fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski -"
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"at least that's the handle his parents gave him."
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"where I come from."
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"and a lot about where he lived, likewise."
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"maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting."
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"They call Los Angeles the City of Angels."
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"But there are some nice folks there."
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"and I never been to France,"
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"and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies."
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"But I'll tell you what,"
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"after seeing Los Angeles"
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"and this story I'm about to unfold,"
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"as you'd see in any other places,"
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"So I can die with a smile on my face"
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"without feeling like the good Lord gypped me."
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"took place back in the early 90s,"
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"I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man -"
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"I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?"
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"sometimes there's a man..."
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"which would place him high"
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"But sometimes there's a man,"
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"Wow, lost my train of thought here."
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"But... ah, hell."
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"I done introduced him enough."
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"'This will not stand."
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"'This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.'"
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"I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it."
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"Where's the money, Lebowski?"
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"Where's the money, Lebowski?"
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"Where's the fucking money, shithead?"
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"It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look."
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"That means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn."
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"Don't do that..."
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"- Not on the rug, man. - See?"
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"My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?"
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"Do you see a wedding ring?"
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"Does this place look like I'm married?"
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
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"- Woo? - Yeah?"
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"Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?"
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"Fucking time wasted. Thanks a lot, asshole."
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"I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude."
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"It really tied the room together."
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"- Were you listening, Donny? - What?"
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"Were you listening to the Dude's story?"
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"I was bowling."
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"You have no frame of reference, like a child who wanders in..."
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"There's no reason - here's my point, Dude -"
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"- Huh? - Walter, what is the point..."
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"We're talking about unchecked aggression here."
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"- What is he talking about? - My rug."
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"The Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill."
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"So what the fuck are you talking about?"
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"The Chinaman is not the issue here."
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"I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand."
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""Asian-American," please."
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"- What the fuck... - He peed on my rug."
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"- He peed on the Dude's rug. - You're out of your element!"
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"Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here."
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"The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire."
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"That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting."
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"Plus, he has the wealth and the resources..."
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"so there's no reason, no fucking reason"
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"- Am I wrong? - No."
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"- Am I wrong? - But..."
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"Donny, please."
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"I could find this fucking Lebowski guy."
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"He should compensate me for the fucking rug."
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"His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?"
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"This is the study. The various commendations..."
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"Jeffrey Lebowski."
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"- Honorary degrees, etcetera. - Very impressive."
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"Oh, please feel free to inspect them."
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"- Oh, I'm not really that... - Oh, please, please."
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"Hey, is this, uh, is this him with Nancy?"
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"Yes, indeed, that is Mr Lebowski with the First Lady..."
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"Of course. Mr Lebowski on the left..."
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"He's a cripple... you know, a... handicapped guy?"
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"when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation."
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"- Yes, yes. Not of California. - Pope John."
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"He met privately with the president,"
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"- Nancy's pretty good. - Wonderful woman!"
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"These are..."
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"They're not literally his children."
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"inner-city children of promise"
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"Mr Lebowski is committed to sending them to college."
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"One, uh... Oh!"
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"You never went to college. Please, don't touch that."
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"occupying various administration buildings,"
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"smoking a lot of Thai stick,"
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"breaking into the R.O.T.C. And bowling."
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"To tell you the truth, I don't remember much."
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"OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski,"
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"But I'm very busy, as I imagine you are."
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"Well, sir, it's this rug I have,"
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"it really tied the room together..."
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"You told Brandt, he told me. Where do I fit in?"
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"Well, they were looking for you, these guys."
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"You told Brandt on the phone, he told me."
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"I know what happened. Yes?"
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"Did I urinate on your rug?"
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"Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted ingles?"
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"I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?"
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"No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug."
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"I want to understand this, sir."
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"Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city,"
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"I... I was just..."
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"You're just looking for a handout like every other..."
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"Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?"
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"Wait, let me explain something to you."
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"I am not Mr Lebowski. You're Mr Lebowski."
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"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me,"
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"you know, uh, that or, uh, his Dudeness,"
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"or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino,"
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"if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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"- Are you employed, sir? - Employed?"
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