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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Milk Money (S02E02)

"Hmm..."
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"- Does this print come in a different colour?"
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"Yeah, um... is it-- you're look--"
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"you want to have-you want that in another colour?"
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"- Maybe?"
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"Unless you think that there's another top"
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"- Well, I mean, there are other tops in the store."
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"- Uh huh, okay well, maybe you could,"
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"without being specific,"
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"point me in the general direction of something"
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"that might be more suitable?"
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"- Hmm. Well, it's not really up to me."
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"Um, and I am supporting my mother in this campaign."
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"- Oh yeah, yeah. - But if I were you, um..."
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"I might look for a... a blouse maybe in..."
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"in this general area."
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"Uh, maybe a- a skirt, and a jacket."
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"But again, it's all- it's all you. So..."
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"Thank you, David."
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"MOIRA: Good afternoon, Jazzagals."
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"TWYLA: Oh! Okay, I think we're just waiting for Jocelyn."
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"when they can't even manage their own time."
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"- Well, I guess we could start without her."
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"- Good! Because I was thinking..."
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"we should get to know each other."
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"Well of course, you all do know each other already,"
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"But I'd love for you to get to know me."
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"Does anyone have any questions?"
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"TWYLA: (Laughs) I am just trying to think."
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"- Maybe this will help... break the ice?"
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"GRACE: We don't usually drink until after rehearsal."
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"- Oh. - Uh, unless of course the drinks are free!"
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"JAZZAGALS: Here, let me. Yeah. Open it."
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"- Thanks."
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"(Keys jingle)"
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"(Lock rattles)"
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"(Door thuds)"
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"- Alexis?"
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"What is this?"
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"- The twelve things of milk that you asked for."
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"- The twelve "things" of milk?"
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"I didn't ask for twelve "things" of milk,"
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"I didn't-I didn't say "things!""
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"No, I asked for twelve pints!"
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"- Is there one missing?"
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"- Alexis! - What?"
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"- These are not pints!"
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"Pints are little bottles!"
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"- Ohhh!"
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"Okay, 'cause I was wondering why would Dad order"
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"$300.00 worth of milk?"
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"- This cost $300.00?!"
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"- Yeah, well like, three-ish."
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"I don't... hmm."
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"Um... okay well, $394.40,"
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"so I guess kind of closer to $400."
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"- Alexis, what am I gonna do with $400.00 worth of raw milk?!"
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"- Sell it! - To whom?!"
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"- To your customers! - I don't have any customers!"
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"- Well then, why would you order so much milk?"
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"- I didn't! You did!"
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"- Okay, why are you yelling at me?"
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"- Why am I yelling?!"
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"- Ugh! I try and do something nice for somebody,"
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"You think I would at least deserve a "thank you!""
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"- Oh well, thank you, Alexis,"
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"thank you for ordering an insane amount of milk"
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"that I will never be able to sell!"
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"- You're welcome!"
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"(Truck rumbles)"
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"- (Sighs) This is a lot of raw milk, Johnny."
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"- Oh, believe me, I know."
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"- How many times do you want me to apologize?!"
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"- Well, try one, and let's see what happens."
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"- Okay, I'm sorry you weren't more clear about ordering milk!"
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"- Mm, not a proper apology."
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"- Ugh! Okay, quiet, you two!"
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"You're scared, all right, I get it."
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"That's why you came to me."
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"- We came to you because you have a truck."
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"- And because you know if anybody can navigate"
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"the dark underworld of the raw milk game, it's me."
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"- You said it was a milk co-op."
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"- Uh, it is, but these raw milk guys can be loose cannons."
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"Just remember, if things go south,"
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"there's a loaded BB gun in the back."
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"ALEXIS: What is that?"
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"ROLAND: Oh my God, it's the cops!"
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"(Brakes squeal)"
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"ALEXIS: Don't stop! JOHNNY: No, it's nothing, it's probably an accident!"
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"JOHNNY: Roland, Roland! ALEXIS: Stop, it's so conspicuous!"
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"- I know it's conspicuous! - Close the door!"
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"- Roland, just drive, just drive! Drive."
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"ROLAND: Okay, okay, okay, I'm driving."
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"- A little quicker would be good! - Yeah."
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"- I'm driving, I'm going! - It's just a checkpoint, okay?"
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"I've been through tons of these in Johannesburg,"
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"um, it's like a drive thru, except everybody has a gun."
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"- I don't know, I remember I just got my braces off, so--"
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"- You were 14, in South Africa?!"
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"- Oh! Oh! - Hey Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!"
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"If this turns into a fire fight, um..."
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"you're my human shield,"
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"and we'll use her as a bargaining chip."
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"- Okay, I think the best thing to do"
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"is just blow through the checkpoint."
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"- Yeah, we're not blowing through anything, Alexis!"
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"- So then my Uncle Ralph marries his third wife."
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"What do you think her name was?"
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"- I don't know. - Gayle!"
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"- The man marries three Gayles!"
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"- Like didn't learn anything from the first two!"
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"I mean, what is that?! (Jazzagals laugh uproariously)"
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"JOCELYN: Sorry I am late, gals, it's just been a crazy day."
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"TWYLA: Wow, you look amazing!"
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"RONNIE: Somebody went to the beauty salon!"
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"JOCELYN: Oh no, this is just a little refresh."
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"- It's very... very glamorous."
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"So we've scrapped the whole approachable angle, have we?"
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"- Who says this has anything to do with the campaign, Moira?"
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