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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Milk Money (S02E02)

"- They call this a candidates' breakfast?!"
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"- Oh, bless you, dear, but a name tag"
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"You know, if you expect me to drive you to work,"
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"- I am ready!"
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"- Oh my God! - Sorry."
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"- I actually went to college, but sure."
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"and her birthdays are still very well attended."
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"- Totally."
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"(Traffic rumbles)"
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"I had a bad experience with black market milk."
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"- What's a big business right now?"
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"it's fast money, and no one would ever suspect you."
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"- Mm, I just feel like that'd be kind of awkward right now."
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"in this world. - Okay! I will call him."
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"- Uh, theoretically."
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"that might be better."
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"Maybe on this rack here."
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"- Okay!"
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"- For what? I didn't do anything."
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"I have a great warm-up exercise I'd like to share with you."
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"- Again? I don't know how anyone can one manage a town"
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"ROLAND: I'm gettin' out of here!"
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"- You're acting like I've never done this before!"
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"JOHNNY: Start driving, drive, drive, drive! Okay?!"
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"- When were you in Johannesburg?!"
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"- Yeah, okay, well, that's not gonna happen."
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"(Jazzagals laugh)"
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"at a clothier in Elmdale."
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"RONNIE: Oh yeah, Moira brought plenty."
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"- Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary, Jacob."
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"(Truck rumbles)"
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"- Um, it's a job."
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"- Okay, I'm gonna take a shower."
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"(Milk sloshes)"
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"(Can rattles)"
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"Oh my God, she didn't know which way was up"
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"- Oh, okay. I'll grab one."
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"(Low hum of chatter)"
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"- Well, it can't be, Moira,"
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"there's a woman in cargo shorts."
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"TWYLA: Good morning, Mrs. Rose. Here's your name tag."
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"does not go with this ensemble."
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"- Oh, it's just so people know who you are."
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"Not that people won't know,"
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"when they see you in that outfit."
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"It's very shiny."
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"- You're too kind."
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"(Sighs) Well, I'm glad you talked me out of the mohawk."
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"I think these people deserve a little glamour"
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"in their political campaign."
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"I was always impressed by those masquerade key parties"
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"at the Sarkosy's."
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"ROLAND: Hey Johnny, good morning to you."
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"And Elvis! I'm so glad you could make it."
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"(Snickers)"
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"- Excuse me?!"
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"- Well, because you look like Elvis in that..."
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"outfit there, you know, and..."
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"but the early Elvis, not the..."
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"(Grunts) - Okay Roland, stop it."
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"Moira, all anyone can talk about is that outfit."
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"Hah!"
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"You are a hit!"
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"- Huh, well no one has said as such to me."
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"- It's just that, you know,"
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"what you're wearing is something that people"
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"around here aren't really used to,"
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"or comfortable with."
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"But that's what makes it great."
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"- Oh, this is going to be a fun campaign."
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"- Yeah, I think it already is. - Mhmm..."
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"(Uncomfortable sighs)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"BOB: Hey Johnny, you know I like to keep some milk"
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"in the fridge for myself, uh... and I noticed it uh..."
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"mm, some of it was missing. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Well, I do admit I used a bit of your milk,"
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"uh, to put in my coffee."
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"- It looks more than just a bit."
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"I mean, the uh... the whole bottle seems to be gone."
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"- Well-- (Laughs)"
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"Well, it was very tasty,"
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"and naturally I'll reimburse you for it."
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"- Alright, well, give me seven bucks, we'll call it even."
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"- Seven dollars?! - It's raw milk we're talking here,"
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"it's all natural, unpasteurized,"
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"straight from the cow's breast, to your mouth."
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"- You paid seven dollars a bottle for this?!"
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"- Where do you get it? - Oh, Johnny, I--"
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"I'm not giving up my supplier. I mean, uh..."
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"Unpasteurized milk is... illegal."
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"- Yeah, okay, Bob, you know, I get it,"
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"but we're not talking heroin here."
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"- Okay well, you know,"
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"maybe you're used to being on the wrong side of the law,"
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"but I for one am not going to prison."
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"- Gwen has already told me she won't wait for me,"
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"so I'm counting on you to be uh... discreet."
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"- Right, okay Bob, I'll keep it on the down low."
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"- (Sighs)"
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"it would be nice if you were ready on time."
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"I just have to get my jacket, change out of these shoes,"
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"and grab my bag."
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"MOIRA: David? David!"
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"David, I have an urgent campaign related question:"
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"I am approachable..."
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"- Is that a question? - Yes, the question is:"
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"I am approachable..."
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"- That sounds more like a fact that you're sharing with me."
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"- Are you saying you disagree?"
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"- With your statement? Um..."
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"Well, Stevie actually is just about to drive me to work--"
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"- So um, maybe I could give that one a think?"
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"- Stevie! Stevie! You're an average Joe-- Anne."
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"You must have an opinion."
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"- On what? - About my approachability."
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"Jocelyn seemed to insinuate"
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"that I am not at one with the people."
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"But I've always believed that you lead"
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"with your best foot forward, and the masses will follow!"
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