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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Milk Money (S02E02)

"- You sound a bit like a dictator."
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"- Oh enough, David. Stevie understands!"
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"- I'm trying to."
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"- Yes! As a strong willed modern woman,"
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"with a high school degree,"
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"you know how hard we have to work to be taken seriously!"
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"I would vote for you based solely on the fact"
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"that you wore this outfit to the cafe for breakfast."
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"- Okay."
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"DAVID: You know, being approachable isn't that important anyway,"
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"The queen hasn't smiled since the 70's,"
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"- Exactly! Wait."
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"What are you saying?"
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"(Motorcycle rumbles)"
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"(Idling rumble, engine cuts out)"
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"- Nice bike!"
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"Oh my go--! Oh my god!"
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"- Ted? - Alexis!"
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"- (Gasps) You look good."
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"Like, really good, like, super..."
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"sun kissed, and muscle-y."
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"- Thank you, I've been working out a bit."
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"And travelling, hit the beach pretty hard for a few weeks."
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"And boy, did it hit me back."
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"- Good for you!"
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"I was wondering where you ran off to."
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"- Yeah well, it's actually kind of a funny story."
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"Do you remember that couples vacation that I booked for us"
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"right before you broke off our engagement?"
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"- Again, I'm-I'm super sorry about that."
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"- No, no, it's awesome."
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"'Cause they actually gave me the "Broken Hearts Special.""
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"Three extra nights at no extra charge,"
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"as long as I could prove that I didn't actually make it"
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"down the aisle."
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"- Hmm! (Laughs)"
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"Look at you, and now you have a bike!"
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"- Yeah! Yeah, no, I got almost full price back"
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"for the engagement ring,"
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"and I've always wanted one of these,"
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"and it cost less than the ring, so..."
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"- Wow! So you're in like,"
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"a really good place right now?"
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"- Yeah, well, the beach changes you."
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"- Oh...yeah."
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"- How about you? What's going on?"
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"- Yeah, I've just been... super busy as well."
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"- Oh. Yeah no, I hear that."
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"My day's been stacked, doing rounds to some farms,"
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"checking on the animals, and now some house calls,"
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"But I gotta say, it's a lot more fun"
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"now that I've got this puppy."
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"Pun intended."
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"- (Laughs)"
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"Look at you!"
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"It's like if the "Sons of Anarchy" had a vet."
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"(Laughs) - Yeah!"
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"Except they don't wear helmets on that show,"
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"Which I get, but, it's a little dangerous."
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"Anyway, it's great to see you, Alexis."
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"Ooh! Ahem!"
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"(Soft traditional Japanese music plays)"
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"- David! - Jocelyn! Hi."
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"- Are you here picking up something for yourself?"
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"- No. No, I um..."
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"I work here now."
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"- Oh! - So..."
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"- I usually just come here when I need to kind of..."
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"freshen up my wardrobe."
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"- I see, well, enjoy."
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"- Just looking for a few things for the campaign."
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"A couple of pieces that might catch the eye."
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"- Got it."
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"- I've got quite the stiff competition with your mother."
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"- Mhmm... - Of course I wouldn't want to create"
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"a conflict of interest for you."
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"- Got it."
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"Well, I have brought in some pretty decent pieces to the store,"
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"you're just gonna have to search pretty hard for them, so..."
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"(Rock music plays, diners chatter)"
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"- Twyla, I was just wondering,"
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"have you ever carried raw milk in the restaurant?"
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"- Um, that's illegal, Mr. Rose."
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"- Yeah. - Between us,"
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"- Oh? - Granted, I bought it from a man"
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"who I later found out was a drifter."
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"Anyway, it made a lot of people sick,"
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"and I am almost positive now it wasn't cow's milk."
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"- Okay. - It might've been elk's milk."
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"Is elk's milk a thing? - I don't know. I don't know."
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"I'm just looking for someone who sells raw milk."
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"From a cow."
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"- That's a big business right now."
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"You would make a terrible drug dealer, Mr. Rose."
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"- You're thinking about becoming a drug dealer?"
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"- Ugh... - I mean, I get it,"
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"- I'm thinking of selling raw milk."
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"- Oh. I don't think that's right for you."
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"- But selling drugs is?!"
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"- Okay, I had a friend in Venice Beach who sold raw milk,"
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"and his entire compound was raided."
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"I mean, he also sold drugs, but like..."
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"- Well, I just think it can be profitable,"
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"if I can find a way to capitalize on it."
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"- Um... oh!"
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"I just saw Ted."
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"Ted knows a lot of farmers,"
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"so maybe he can point you in the right direction."
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"- Oh okay, good, good."
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"Good, maybe you can uh, give him a call?"
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"- You know, your trail of discarded boyfriends, Alexis,"
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"is making it very difficult to get anything done"
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"- Good, thank you."
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"- I'll call him right after my run today."
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"Oh my God, okay, I'll call him right now."
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"- Good. - Um..."
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"How much milk do we want?"
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"- Well, let's say twelve pints."
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"And then, we'll see where that gets us."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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