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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - ZooTV at Night (S01E01)

"You'll be stuck without a paddle, saying, why couldn't I help you out?"
The Ben Stiller Show (1992)
"I'm telling you, Willie, Tyler and Lester can host a show."
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"One's a dummy, one's a ventriloquist, but they can ask questions."
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"This is great. We'll sit with it. Okay, all right."
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"Michael, I've been looking, as you know, for an agent for a long time."
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"I just wanna make sure that I'm making the right decision, that's all."
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"Get out of here. Go see every other agent, then come back."
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"I've always loved... I'm a kid. I've always loved superheroes."
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"I came up with this superhero character..."
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"...but my power would be having an incredible sense of smell."
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"Stop. No, really. Just wait a minute."
The Ben Stiller Show (1992)
"I'm not kidding you, six days ago, I wrote down, for no reason..."
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"...not even knowing I was going to meet you:"
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"Howie Mandel. Smell. Superhero."
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"- You like the idea? - Like it? Give me a taste. Come on."
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"Well, I would: And I would continue..."
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"And I'd pick up the:"
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"There... There's a... A mastermind."
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"A criminal..."
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"Smell the crime."
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"He's gonna overtake the world. I smell something."
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"Wow. Can I just say I smelled it just then with you?"
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"I mean, I'm not kidding you."
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"I don't know if this is a scary thing, but it's scary and funny."
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"I see it as St. Elsewhere meets the Wonder Woman kind of..."
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"Great. You're my favorite client. I haven't even signed you yet."
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"- Well, I will sign. - This is why I got in the business."
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"So I could meet people like you. Go, "We're gonna do that together.""
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"I'm excited. I'll call you in the morning to get the papers."
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"You know what I smell? I smell something."
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"I smell the beginning of a long something."
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"- This is gonna be great. - Hey, Howie, stay healthy."
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"That nose is a gold mine now, right?"
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"Hey, welcome back."
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"This might be a good opportunity to thank our sponsors, the backbone of the show."
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"We never get to tell them how much we appreciate their support."
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"We use all the products that we sell."
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"For instance, my teeth are as white as these tiles."
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"- My toupee stays on even in water! - My corns have all dissolved."
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"The food is fast and delicious!"
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"Thanks. Remember, buy those products. They're good, and they really do work."
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"John F. Kennedy was assassinated for one reason: Because he was obsessed..."
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"When the heads of the corporations found out about his dream..."
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"He drove there without stopping for gas once, because he was driving in..."
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"...an electric car."
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"With the death of John Kennedy, so died the dreams of the electric car."
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"But it was reborn in his son, Robert Kennedy, and died again."
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"...live on only in me."
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"I will be assassinated on July 5, 1994..."
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"...by Lee Harvey Oswald III."
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"The manatee is a slow, lumbering, docile creature..."
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"...swimming majestically in the filthy toilet man has created."
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"- We are committing genocide! - Cut."
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"Money? How much dollars will it take to clean the ocean?"
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"- Let's do it again. - Re-cuing."
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"Monsieur Limon, please read the script in your hands."
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"Pierre..."
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"This is my 85th special."
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"- He'll be fine. - He better be."
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"The manatee is a slow, lumbering, docile creature..."
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"...that roams the depths of the sea..."
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"...searching in vain for a sweet lover."
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"I need a woman. Kiss me."
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"- Kiss me. - Cut!"
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"I love you. Why do you taunt me with your beauty?"
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"- Hey! Get off the glass! - Your loins scream for me. Admit it."
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"- Disgusting! - Come on, guys!"
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"Ah, Pierre. Women, they get impatient."
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"If they didn't, they wouldn't be so beautiful."
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"Here we go!"
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"...that hurts no one."
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"He spends his time swimming in the ocean..."
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"...until he is eventually killed."
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"Look at me. I am a helpless manatee!"
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"- Cut! - But please don't kill me."
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"I swim in the ocean, and I love my life."
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"I'm holding you personally responsible for this!"
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"Pierre, I'll get it."
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"The manatee is a slow, lumbering, docile creature..."
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"...that roams the depths of the sea."
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"But like everything I ever loved, you died a slow, tragic death..."
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"...at the blade of my own propeller. I am your assassin!"
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"- Oh, no! - That is it!"
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"- Pierre, where are you? - Monsieur."
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"- It was not your fault. - He came through the propeller!"
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"- And he was spinning! - No, no."
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"- And he said, "Go away!" - We go home."
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"- I am home! I am home, Pierre! - I'll take you home."
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"- Is there anything we can salvage? - I can edit something together."
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"...and someone to love!"
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"Tomorrow night, Mr. Lester Tuckerbee will be here..."
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"We're here with Sherman Hemsley. You were telling us a story. What was it?"
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"Yeah, right. So Isabel..."
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"You mean Wheezy? George's wife, Wheezy."
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"Right. Wheezy."
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"I love the way you say that. Wheezy. Yeah? Wheezy."
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"She's giving me one of her looks, you know?"
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"- "I'm not wiping it up, Mr. Jefferson." - Now, she's a sassy lass."
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"She can really cook up the bacon and fry it up in a pan."
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"Anyway, I bend down to clean it up..."
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"...it's all over my face. I'm bleeding. But I never miss a beat."
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"The crowd goes crazy. The cameras never stopped rolling."
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"This man's a trouper, isn't he? Give it up for Sherman Hemsley."
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"I also understand you're writing a cookbook. Is that so?"
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"- That's right. - Why a cookbook for Sherman Hemsley?"
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"- Say it. - Wheeziana!"
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"I love it. Wheeziana."
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"The man is Sherman Hemsley."
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"All right, here we go."
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"George Jefferson, what are you up to now?"
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"The magic is still there, people. Isn't it beautiful?"
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"If we move together, we can move it on up. Right?"
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"- That's right! - Isn't that right, Wheezy?"
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"Sing it, Wheezy!"
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"Miss Isabel "Wheezy" Sanford!"
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"My name is Bono. Remember, I'm not a god, I just play one on television."
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"We'll see you tomorrow night on Zoo TV Late at Night. Thank you!"
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"Hello. My name is Leslie Chapman."
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"I am an actor/dancer here in Hollywood."
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"You might recognize me."
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