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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - ZooTV at Night (S01E01)

"Anyhow, times have been tough, with the economy and whatnot."
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"So if you know anybody who needs a good actor/dancer..."
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"...give my agent, Mike Gorman, a call, and we can set something up."
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"Until then..."
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"Our producer thought it would be funny to be in here."
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"Why don't we get him in here to breathe in the fake smoke that kills?"
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"You like what you're putting us through?"
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"- That's the problem. - Take off your sweater."
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"Every joke I write doesn't work."
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"- You tuned out 100,000 viewers. - He's wearing a sweater."
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"- So how's the salmon? Is it good? - It's delicious."
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"- You glad you ordered it? - Yes, I am."
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"I don't know what's wrong with this. Is polenta supposed to be tangy?"
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"You're not getting a piece. All I had today was soup. I'm famished."
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"Did I ask you for any of your salmon? Did I say I wanted any?"
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"- Like I don't know what you're up to. - I don't want any of your salmon."
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"- Have it. It's a nice piece of fish. - I don't want it."
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"- Then stop pouting. - Lf I was gonna pout, I'd be your son."
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"- Like father like son, can I say that? - That kid has no business sense."
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"I recall you and your partner not having much luck with the Nova business."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. That's ancient history."
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"You're gonna bring up Pishek? Pooey on Pishek, all right?"
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"You want me to eat with Pishek on my mind? I thought we were past Pishek."
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"That's a cue."
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"Sherman Hemsley."
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"It's time once again for Otto, the Anti-Cupid."
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"All right, ladies, time for love."
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"Oh, dear! That's the man from the park."
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"I don't know what kind of sick thrills you get from this."
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"It's Kreepee Board!"
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"Letterman's out of there. The guy is defective. It's history. It's old news."
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"- You know you're gonna come back. - Well..."
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"...with the dream of mass-producing an electric car."
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"He's fatigued from the expedition, perhaps a little punch-drunk."
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"- Cut! - I loved you..."
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"All right, okay. We are back."
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"Apparently, he's bringing on a 40-pound plantain."
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"Right. And Marla... Florence tells me:"
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"Yeah, Wheezy. I love Wheeziana."
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"The book is Cooking with Sherman Hemsley. Yeah! Thank you."
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"- Take a look at what's on Zoo TV. - Why not?"
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"We're seeing a magical reunion. That's what it's about. People coming together."
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"We're The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr."
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"- Look. It's our producer. - Bad idea."
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"- Now I can't eat. My digestion's upset. - I can't eat either. I'm not gonna eat."
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"He'll be driving an electric car."
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"What happened? Did the bus from Jeopardy! break down again?"
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"Too bad I'm not Cupid..."
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"The things you must know."
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"And now, through the holy miracle of television..."
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"- Do you ski? - Get out of here!"
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"...that roams the sea searching for food..."
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"Isabel, you look as beautiful as ever!"
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"He's gonna bring on some giant vegetables he's grown in his garden."
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"Thank you!"
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"Tonight, in the Zoo, we've got some very funky cats."
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"Looks like a man in search of love to me."
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"Teach me, Gert."
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"It's that stone-cold look when you come home late from the dry cleaners."
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"Because I love that down-home Louisiana spicy cooking."
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"I love the way you say that. Wait a minute. Wheeziana!"
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"I'm sorry?"
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