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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - ZooTV at Night (S01E01)

"- Skank. Skank. Skank. - Skank."
The Ben Stiller Show (1992)
"... it's America's favorite talk show: Zoo TV Late At Night."
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"- about the glitz and the glamour."
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"Now the man who eats the green clovers but refuses to eat the yellow stars:"
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"Bono!"
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"I got friends out there with ice picks."
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"Thank you! Thank you!"
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"Thank you. But I'll tell you... Thank you!"
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"This is the section of the crowd over here..."
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"So let's get down. Let's get frisky."
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"We're coming to you from a steam room..."
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"- Just grab a robe and go with it. - I don't think so."
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"I don't think so."
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"Cupid's perfect match."
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"No, I mean... Hi there. I'm Benjamin."
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"- You're beautiful. - I'm 78 years old."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I love my life."
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"And they're waiting to talk to you!"
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"Kreepee Board!"
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"Just lay your hands on the pointer and let the spooks do the rest."
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"Creepy."
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"... for the eternal damnation of souls. Kreepee Board by Funnerz!"
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"Have you been coming in here, sneaking through my papers?"
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"Or were you electrocuted and you got psychic-something happening?"
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"Find the crime."
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"I smell... Like that. It would be like that."
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"Jennifer, Howie Mandel, he puts the glove on this head, right?"
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"Or does he hit the fruit with the hammer?"
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"It's time once again for a 30-second conspiracy theory."
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"...they sent a Ione gunman to Dallas."
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"And now the hopes and dreams of the electric car..."
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"We blow chunks into their home, rape their environment."
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"Jacques, time is money. Let's just do this again."
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"I know what I am doing."
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"Monsieur, monsieur. The producer, she grows impatient."
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"The manatee is a slow, lumbering, docile creature..."
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"Please."
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"The manatee is a slow, lumbering, docile creature..."
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"A couple of announcements here."
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"...from Tulsa, Oklahoma. And he is 101 years old."
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"Adam, you should have some fun with that one. Also, John Larroquette."
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"...but I slip and fall face first into it, right? I get up..."
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"Check this out. Isn't this incredible?"
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"Live via the Zoo TV satellite from Cairo, Egypt..."
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"...it's Isabel "Wheezy" Sanford!"
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"Sherman, it's nice to see you as cute and tiny as ever!"
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"Of course, I'm watching you on a tiny, little monitor."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah."
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"I'd like to thank my guests Mr. Sherman "George Jefferson" Hemsley."
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"I did a very popular Michael Jackson video a few years back."
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"Welcome back to the steam room."
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"But I'm not gonna eat the polenta. It's not agreeing with me. No, no."
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"- It's a nice piece of fish. - I don't need it. Please."
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"You want me to give Pishek a call?"
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"Pishek's a no-good, lying S.O.B. May he rot in hell, that bastard."
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"Relax."
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"With the world's most watchable band, U2."
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"Great crowd we got tonight."
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"In the time it takes you to stop applauding..."
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"...they've dumped 17,000 tons of waste into the North Sea."
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"Don't flash that applause sign again..."
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"...or you'll kill every duck in Belfast."
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"Larry!"
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"Rock 'n' roll doggy. Yeah!"
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"All right. Now let's say hello to the master of the jangling six-string:"
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"The Edge!"
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"Looks like about 14 cows were slaughtered in outfitting The Edge tonight."
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"That's 14 cows less that are polluting the ozone with their methane gases."
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"Ouch! Edge is hot tonight. Can't be messing with him."
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"...that would've voted for the fat Bono stamp. Yeah!"
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"Vote for it. Exercise your right."
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"All right. Edge, play the blues."
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"Our special guest tonight, Mr. George Jefferson himself:"
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"Let's get absolutely busy!"
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"Hey, how you doing? I'm Ben Stiller."
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"I'll tell them why. Because Fox is a hot network, man."
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"- Watch, it'll make you lose weight. - Fox is so hot, I can't breathe."
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"- Hey, Janeane, how are you? - Hi."
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"We canceled the steam-room sketch, so you thought you'd host from here?"
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"All right, let's go to our first piece."
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"- I love you. - I love you too."
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"Growing up in the shadow of his younger brother, Cupid..."
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"... Otto, embittered and enraged, dedicated his life..."
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"... to forcing people to fall in love with the wrong person."
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"Benjamin Bradley, 28 years old."
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"Likes sports, the theater, being in the great outdoors..."
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"...or inside by the fire, reading a good book."
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"There's a lovely one. She's a beauty."
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"...and I'm filled with hatred and rage."
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"- Hi there. - Hello, young man."
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"My name is Gertrude Anderson."
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"- Take me to school. - Young man!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Gert!"
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"I'm moving too fast. I know. I can go slower."
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"Really. I've done that too."
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"Whatever your game is, Gert, I'll play it."
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"Police! Police! Help! Help! Police!"
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"- Can I help you? - Yes. Yes, you can."
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"I'd like to see Gertrude, please."
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"Make him go away!"
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"This is a retirement home, not a playground for perverts."
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"She's expecting me! You don't understand!"
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"What, didn't get enough attention from your grandparents?"
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"Gertrude, please, just hear me out! I love you!"
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""I love you." That is rich."
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"I know we can make it work. We just both have to want it."
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"- I know you can hear me! - That does it, buddy. You're out of here."
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"- People like you make this world horrible. - Don't worry. He'll find love again."
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"- You have the bluest eyes. - What?"
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"Next week on Otto, the Anti-Cupid:"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"I love you. I really love you."
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"I do. I don't care what my friends say."
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"Doomed souls wander the earth, unfit for heaven or hell."
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"I am in Todd!"
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"All right, gang, cookie break."
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"No, no! My baby!"
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"Feel the cold hand of a loved one on your neck with Kreepee."
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"Some assembly required. Manufacturers are not responsible..."
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