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Clips from The Jerk (1979)

"Honey, sing!"
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"♪ Time may lie heavy between ♪"
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"♪ But what has been ♪"
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"♪ Is past forgetting ♪"
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"♪ This sweet memory ♪"
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"♪ Across the years, will come ♪"
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"♪ Though my world ♪"
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"♪ May go awry ♪"
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"♪ In my heart ♪"
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"♪ Just the echo of a sigh ♪"
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"Honey, who's the happiest guy in the world?"
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"That's right."
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"And who's the happiest gal?"
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"I wrote a song for you this morning."
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"♪ Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you ♪"
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"♪ Not an ordinary thermos for you ♪"
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"♪ With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in ♪"
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"♪ I'm picking out a thermos for you ♪"
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"♪ And maybe a barometer, too ♪"
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"♪ A rear-end thermometer, too ♪♪"
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"Honey?"
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"But this seems like the right time and place."
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"So here goes."
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"Honey, will you marry me?"
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"Yahoo!"
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"Get in the tub with me!"
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"Not you, Shithead! Where's Marie?"
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""Dear Navin.""
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"...to be..."
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"Marie! Marie!"
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"Shithead, come here."
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"Good idea."
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"Marie! Marie, why did you leave me?"
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"I couldn't read the letter. It was too blurry."
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"Marie! Marie!"
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"Here, boy."
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"Marie! Marie!"
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"Marie! Marie!"
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"when there won't be enough food for two."
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"I-I'm not done yet!"
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"Come back. I'm not finished."
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"You'll find a family who can give you a real home,"
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"I never liked you, anyway."
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"Now get out of here!"
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"Okay! Okay! You win. You can go with me."
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"So, Mom,"
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"with my faithful dog leading the way,"
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"I'm out to win the hand of Marie."
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"You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you."
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"Except she's white and blond."
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"So, to win her back, I vowed to make something of myself."
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"I settled in Los Angeles and took the money I saved"
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""I haven't heard from Marie."
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""Things couldn't be worse."
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""...as I've lost all my jobs."
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""And all I have to do is give them a pint of blood."
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"I ate there all week. Three times a day.""
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"A pint of blood?"
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""I decided to quit"
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""when I cut myself shaving and nothing came out but air."
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"Your loving son, Navin.""
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"Him?"
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"Shithead! Shithead!"
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"Attack! Attack! Attack!"
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"Not me!"
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"Get off, Shithead!"
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"I'm not gonna shoot you."
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"Why not?"
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"That was the old me."
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"I'm okay now."
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"So long."
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""Please call on me in Suite"
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""2655 at the Century Plaza Tower"
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""I have something of great importance"
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"to impart to you.""
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"Navin! Remember me?"
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"No, but don't feel bad."
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"Stan Fox!"
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"Remember the gas station?"
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"You don't remember me."
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"The glasses handle! Look!"
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""Opti," from the eye"
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"and "Grab," from where you grab it."
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"Opti-Grabbing it."
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"Navin, my boy, we're in business."
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"Fifty-fifty. Just like we said."
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"Right in here, I have your first check"
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"for 250 big ones."
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"$250?"
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"That's just the beginning. There's gonna be more. Lots more!"
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"You can do whatever you like. It's your money. It's a cashier's check."
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"I can use money."
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"Yes, I have a cashier's check"
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"250 dollarinies."
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"Well, I could take 50 of the doughnuts"
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"I will need two pieces of identification."
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"Ah, yes. I have my"
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"temporary driver's license."
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"And my Astronaut Application form."
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"I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the "Date of Birth.""
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"Everything's in order."
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"If you'll, uh, just endorse this, right there."
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"I need a pen."
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"Right here. Thank you."
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"The endorsing and filling out of the deposit slip."
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"Two hundred and fifty..."
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"thousand..."
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""Dear Harry. Guess what?"
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""I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams."
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""But I haven't forgotten our deal."
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""Here's that postcard I promised you."
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""I'll bet you thought you'd never get it, huh?"
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"Your friend forever, Navin.""
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"How do you like that?"
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"He promised me a postcard and he sent me a postcard."
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"The kid has integrity."
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"Shithead, come on."
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"Yello. Yes."
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"Read about me in the paper?"
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