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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Something Old (S08E08)

"[Ted Narrating] In 1994..."
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"This is amazing! Thank you, sir."
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"I did almost die from malnutrition on that wolf hunt last year."
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"marry a sophisticated big-city man..."
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"And at night, he'll let me brush it."
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"so it can be my "something old" at our wedding."
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"[Father] R.J."
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"But we're closer now."
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"- That's our thing. - Uh, be where in 15?"
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"Look. I think that it's great that you and Barney are..."
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"B-dog."
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"but, um, you agreed to help me with this."
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"[Father Chuckles]"
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"[Ted Narrating] So, while Robin searched for her "something old'..."
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"Lily's yearlong art consultant gig in Italy."
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"Oh, I know, baby."
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"But look at it as an excuse to simplify our lives."
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"We can't bring everything to Italy, so we gotta throw out some junk."
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"For example, look."
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"Okay, Marshall, we don't have time to argue over what stays and what goes."
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"Ooh, you know who we gotta bring in?"
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"So I heard you guys have a bit of a... packing situation."
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"and I'm all out of bubble gum. [Gags]"
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"I just have to look for it in my stool."
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"for two weeks..."
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"efficiently packed into a hands-free belt satchel."
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"The locals called me..."
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"means "Fanny Pack Dork.""
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, as you know..."
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"If not, Triangle."
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"[Scoffs] Are you kidding? I hop threads every morning, son."
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"Do three in a row, and you can keep it."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. [Coughs] Take it."
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"Next."
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"- [Laser Sound Effects] - Ha-ha!"
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"You know, I love Robin. And her sister's okay, I guess."
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"[Ted Narrating] Now I'll admit, to the untrained eye..."
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"a few of my packing rulings may have seemed arbitrary."
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"Have you used either of these in the last year?"
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"- Nope, haven't used those. - I don't think those even belong to us."
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"Guys, this chair has been here forever."
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"that took my breath away."
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"- [Chuckles] - Okay, next..."
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"- I'll be point guy, and you lay down cover. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"If... How do I put this? If Wayne Gretzky's healthy..."
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"What I'm saying is hockey is stupid, and I'm point guy."
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"Well, I'm point guy, or I'm off the team."
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"You better get used to it. You're marrying a Scherbatsky."
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"as obstinate, stubborn and... insane as you are."
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"- Look away, kids. She's about to pee. - Wh..."
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"Ergo, Triangle."
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"[Together] Triangle."
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"Guys, trust me. You're gonna want this chair in Italy."
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"- Italy. - Really?"
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"we could probably use a couple of your hands-free belt satchels."
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"- You said they were lame. - I hate to admit it..."
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"so you guys don't look like whatever the Spanish term really is for "Fanny Pack Dork.""
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"♪ El Ganso con la Riñoneral ♪"
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"Our actions here today..."
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"And we will prevail, even if it takes all night."
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"I have to be home by 4:00."
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"Anyone else have any scheduling issues?"
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"You can take down anyone on their team..."
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"What's your beef with oldie?"
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"Screw the interview. I'm staying."
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"And, because the forecast calls for rain..."
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"[Grunts, Sighs]"
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"Hey. Um, I'm having an issue."
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"Listen, Robin, is this urgent, or can we talk about it later?"
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"Ted, if this chair really means that much to you..."
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"No. It's important that you keep it."
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"This is the first thing we bought when we moved here after college."
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"It... It was the only piece of furniture we had for a week."
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"What if our friendship doesn't pass the "Have you used it in a year" test?"
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"- That could never happen. - You're not a chair. You're our best friend."
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"- Buddy, I... - Look. I know I'm being crazy."
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"- Uh, what kind of issue? - Actually, it's a long story."
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"Um, Robin, listen. I'm-I'm late for a big meeting. Is it important?"
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"[Beeps]"
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"I need a volunteer to let the rest of us... eat him."
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"Okay, Team Animal House. Who wants to try a cigar?"
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"Nah, it's stupid."
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"who I sometimes fear is troublingly similar..."
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"Robin Scherbatsky, you're a girl."
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"I mean, in many ways, he's grown up into a mature, caring adult."
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"[Cackling]"
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"And when it was gone, it was like..."
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"every doubt I... I ever had about Barney..."
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"Nah, it's stupid."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Well, maybe I've grown skeptical of being skeptical."
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"Look, it's not a sign. You're doing the right thing marrying Barney."
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"Dear God, I hope it does."
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"Maybe we don't have to give meaning to every little thing."
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪"
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"Well, a little father-son bonding trip never hurt anyone."
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"I had to almost kill you for you to learn how to kill."
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"I despise it. It's like Edmonton, minus the arts and culture."
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"- Come on. We'll miss our flight. - I'll catch up."
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"One day I'm gonna move here..."
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"with a sick mullet, like, all the way down to his shoulder pads."
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"And I'll dig up this locket..."
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"I feel like I don't have to hide my feminine side anymore just because you've always wanted a..."
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"Son! Yeah. It's Barney."
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"Great."
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"I'll be there in 15, B-dog."
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"Woof, woof."
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"Laser tag. Never been. B-dog's gonna teach me."
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"B-dog are bonding..."
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"Fine. Where did you bury this tampon?"
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"- It's a locket. - I'm sorry. I get all these girlie things confused."
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"Nah, it's stupid."
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"Lily and Marshall packed for their "something new"..."
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"I still can't believe we have to say good-bye to this place."
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"My old Sasquatch binders that I could never throw away..."
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"No way."
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"These have sentimental meaning to me."
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