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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"it's a microcosm of our entire economic system--"
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"market acumen and intrepid spirit."
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"I gaze upon the glory of The Price Is Right,"
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"and I see the face of America."
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"And it is divine."
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"Plus, you know, hot chicks on sports cars."
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"Then Lily headed out to Robin's for her first night away from Marshall."
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"- I'm ready! - Ta-da-da-da-da..."
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"- Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful. - I know! I'm beautiful!"
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"I'm a fairy princess!"
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"I'm too skinny for my dress!"
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"Here goes."
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"Strong opening, right? That's fantastic."
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"When Marshall graduates this spring, he'll be a lawyer."
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"Marshall was pulled over for driving by himself in a car pool lane."
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"Oh, crap."
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"Oh, crap."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"You cannot tell that story at my wedding."
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"My entire family's gonna be there."
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"My little cousins, my mom, my grandma, my grandpa the minister."
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"His favorite grandson is getting married, Ted."
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"I think he can take a day off from haunting the barn to make an appearance."
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"Whoo-whoo!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"- So which one, "A" or "B"? - What was that?"
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""Barney Stinson, come on down!""
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"Oh, I didn't realize that's what it was. Can you do them again?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Just for that, when I win all the prizes, the only thing you guys are getting"
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"is Rice-A-Roni and Turtle Wax."
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"Oh, please, you have to have some sympathy for me."
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"I'm getting married next Saturday, and I'm too skinny for my dress."
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"I lost all this weight without even trying."
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"Hello?"
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"- What happened? - She called me a bitch and hung up."
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"Oh, I don't know what to do. I guess I'll just have to pay the $300."
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"This isn't a problem. It's a license to eat."
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"Look, what have you always wanted to eat but didn't because it was too ridicuusly decadent?"
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"Ooh, a Valrhona chocolate soufflé with a raspberry brandy sauce"
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"topped with caramelized bananas and hazelnut gelato."
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"I have Cool Whip and half a bag of Fritos."
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"Done!"
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"Okay, think you're gonna be happy with my new toast."
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"There's nothing sexual."
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"It's, uh, it's just the story of an important moment in your relationship."
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"Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man."
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"- Nice. - Right? That's great."
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"and Marshall and Lily were just a few short weeks into their relationship..."
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"It was 4:00 in the morning, and I'm not gonna lie, we were a wee bit wasted."
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"We were starving."
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"So I'd gone out to get us some snacks, and when I got back..."
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"I know it's soon to say it, but I'm so glad you did."
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"Yeah."
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"So here's what you want to talk about in front of my entire family:"
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"drinking, having a girl in my room, eating junk food."
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"Dude, you're almost 30. Your mom would be mad at you for eating junk food?"
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"Also, so Lily's never heard that story before."
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"How's she going to react when she finds out the first time I said "I love you" to her,"
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"I was actually saying it to you and a bag of Funyuns?"
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"But who cares? You did love her. And you still do."
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"And you're totally over Funyuns, so it's not weird."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, you guys have been spending the last few nights apart."
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"I figured there'd be a lot of giggling, crying, jumping up and down,"
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"and then whatever Lily would do."
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"Okay, imagine... imagine, if you will,"
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"that this is the $1 space on The Price Is Right wheel."
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"Oh, wow, that was pretty close."
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"Close?"
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"- Your father? - That's right."
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"- Your dad... is Bob Barker? - That's right."
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"The host of The Price Is Right, Bob Barker?"
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"That's Pops."
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"Why in the world do you think Bob Barker is your father?"
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"Uh, because my mother told me he was, that's why."
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"Mom, who's my dad?"
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"That guy."
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"Look, Dad, I got straight A's!"
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"Hey, Dad, guess who I'm going as for Halloween?"
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"Want to play some catch, Pop?"
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"So now I'm gonna go to L.A., be on the show,"
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"win the Showcase Showdown,"
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"make him proud of me, and then tell him who I am."
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"Why is this so hard for you people to believe?"
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"and it is my job to help her get there."
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"This is the best wedding diet ever."
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"You ate McDonald's every meal for three days."
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"Lily Aldrin, drop and give me 20 bites of fudge!"
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"Okay?"
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"Come on, Lily. You can do better than that!"
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"I can't."
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"Well, eat faster, before your body figures out it's full."
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"I'm trying. Oh, are you gonna cry?"
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"You gonna cry? Skinny little baby's gonna cry?"
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"- Well, eat, damn it, eat! - Okay!"
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"Hey, so I think I figured out how to do your toast in a completely appropriate way."
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"- Finally. - Yeah."
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"Good evening. I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man."
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"- Still strong, right? - Great, yeah."
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"I'd like to share with you all a story about the momentous evening last fall"
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"when Marshall and Lily got back together."
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"- doing shots of chocolate milk. - Man, I'm well nourished right now!"
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"Thanks, Marshall, for teaching us you don't need alcohol to have fun."
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"Oh, don't thank me. Thank my parents for teaching me good values."
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"but Marshall leaned over to Lily and whispered."
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"You know what I'd like to do to you right now?"
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"Are you just going to talk about holding my hand or are you going to hold it?"
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"Then a little later, Robin caught them..."
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"Oh, um... ...holding hands."
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"It was a lovely and responsible night."
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"To Marshall and Lily."
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"That's the worst toast I've ever heard, dude."
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"- It's totally boring. - Exactly."
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"It's impossible to write a good toast with you censoring me, man."
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"I give up."
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"I'm just going to read that thing about Jesus and the footprints."
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"I give up, too. I don't care if my dress doesn't fit."
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"I-I feel like my stomach's going to explode."
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