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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"I know."
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"And so, Lily and I were both about to give up,"
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"but as you can all see, Lily does look beautiful in that dress,"
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"and here I am giving a toast."
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"You know, all this time, I'd been wracking my brain trying to"
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"But then I realized the perfect moment wasn't"
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"some needle lost in the haystack of their ten years together."
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"The perfect Lily and Marshall moment happened two nights ago."
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"Marshall, what are you doing?"
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"Going to the bathroom."
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"In the hall?"
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"Sleepwalking?"
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"You're wide awake."
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"- Robbing us? - Dude."
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"to meet Lily."
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"- God, I missed you. - I can't sleep without you."
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"Hey, baby?"
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"- Would you be the big spoon for a while? - Sure, baby."
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"- How's the weight gaining going? - Ugh, terribly."
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"I'm too stressed out without you around."
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"Well, I'm here now."
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"You know, there really are a million things I could tell you about Lily and Marshall,"
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"but really, the only thing you need to know is"
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"that ten years into their relationship,"
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"they still couldn't spend a single night apart."
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"May they never have to again."
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"Now, kids, the story of Lily and Marshall's wedding is a good one."
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"First, I've got to tell you what happened with Barney."
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"Rich, what is the name of our next participant?"
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"Nooo. Oh, my God!"
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"High-five here, high-five there."
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"- A big old hug here. - Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah, I know, the camera loves me."
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"- Thanks, Da... Bob. - Here is the next item up for bid!"
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"Bob, the stylish his-and-her watches feature an 18k gold bezel and crown"
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"And Barney, what do you bid on that?"
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"Um... Wrong."
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"Wrong."
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"Wrong."
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"Wrong."
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"Retail price is $1,349.99, so, since you round off, I'll say $1,350, Bob."
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"- $1,350 for Barney. - So, was it $1,350?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Was it? - Oh, my God!"
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"Barney, you won that camcorder in just one second!"
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"That is impressive. I mean impressive."
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"Thank you, Bob."
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"and again I will say higher or lower."
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"And let's show the audience the price of the computer,"
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"and audience, please, do not try to help us."
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"And the clock will start with your first bid."
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"- $1 billion. - Lower."
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"So, I brought some photos that I thought you might like to see."
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"- This is me on my first birthday. - Yes, Barney."
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"- This is... - What are you doing?"
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"Uh, spending some quality time with my dad."
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"That's very nice, but look, the clock is moving."
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"You have only about 16 seconds. Keep bidding."
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"- No, no, I want you to see this. This is great. - Keep bidding."
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"You have only five, four, three, two, one..."
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"- $999. - Nine..."
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"Barney, you got it exactly right!"
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"- Happy wedding again! - Oh, my..."
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"Did you just..."
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"He's looking for the dollar."
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"- It's going around, and around... - Oh, no, you spun it too hard."
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"No, he didn't spin it hard enough."
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"You got it! You won..."
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"You are doing splendidly so far."
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"Sure."
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"Very well, Barney, you have seen the first showcase."
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"Do you want to bid on it or do you want to pass it to Millie?"
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"Please, no car and an above-ground spa? Pass."
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"Millie, he has passed this showcase to you. What do you bid on it?"
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"- $17,640. - $17,640."
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"Overbid! Now, let's see Showcase #2."
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"Barney, your showcase begins with a mystery."
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"Oh, I love this."
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"I can't believe how excited I am right now."
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"Barney, you have seen your showcase. What do you bid on it?"
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"Please, please."
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"Please."
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"1-8-4-2-1."
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"I don't even know what we're going to do with a dune buggy, but I want it!"
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"And the actual retail price of your showcase is..."
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"- $14,628. - $14,628. Millie, you are over."
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"Too bad."
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"Barney, you bid $18,421 on your showcase."
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"And the actual retail price of Barney's showcase is... $18,421 exactly right!"
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"- You win both showcases, Barney. - Oh, my God!"
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"Bob Barker, reminding you, help control the pet..."
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"Well, thank you, Barney."
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"Thank you... Have your pets spayed or neutered."
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"Why didn't you tell him?"
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"Well, it's just..."
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"If you lived your whole life thinking one thing,"
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"it would be pretty devastating to find out that wasn't true."
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"I just don't think Bob could have handled it."
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"- Bob. Yeah. - Probably a good choice."
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"Anyway, on the bright side."
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"Happy wedding again!"
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"And that's the story of how Uncle Barney gave"
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"I would sing you your night-night song."
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"Night-night, Lily"
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"Night-night, Lily"
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"It's time to go to bed, oh, my silly, little Lily Time to rest your little head"
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"Sha-la-la-la-la"
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"Sha-la-la-la-la"
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"- Come on, Ted. - No, it's weird."
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"Sha-la-la-la-la"
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"Sha-la-la-la-la"
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"- Sure we could. - Then why don't you?"
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"You can stay with me."
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"Okay, sauce, go."
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"a capitalist utopia, where consumers are rewarded for their persistence,"
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"Whoo!"
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"If I don't win the spin-off, and I can't get into the Showcase Showdown,"
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"You're gonna tell Bob Barker that you're his son on national television?"
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"Calcium promotes healthy teeth and bones."
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