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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today."
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"Oh, baby, you know we're lactose-intolerant."
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"Really?"
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"Okay, we decided not to do that because of..."
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"They mess everything up."
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"Transcript: Raceman"
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"www.forom.com"
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"My mom's driving me cra...."
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"You guys went out to dinner, did it in the kitchen and got caught."
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"So you and Lily really think you can spend two weeks apart?"
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"Ted, Robin, get in here!"
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"Yes, in a couple days, Rich Fields is going to call out my name,"
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"T.P.I.R. is not just an indescribably entertaining hour of television,"
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"Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man."
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"But did you know that Marshall has a criminal record?"
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"That's right, on a road trip up to Cape Cod,"
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"That grandpa died three years ago."
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"Whoo!"
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"I have to decide how to run to contestant's row when they say,"
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"Hey! Very funny."
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"It's $300 just to take the bust in?"
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"Pay the $300? Lily, are you crazy?"
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"I'm all ears."
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"Back when we were all freshman"
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"Yeah, Ted, 'cause nutrition's not important."
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"- Hey, Lil. - Hey."
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"Hey? That's it?"
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"Now, one thing I remember about the bar menu at McClaren's"
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"is that there were no fewer than 11 different deep-fried appetizers."
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"Check it out."
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"Ready?"
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"Close?! It's called The Price Is Right, not The Price Is Close!"
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"Oh, man, this is bad."
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"everything's ruined! It's all ruined!"
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"The reason I'm going on The Price Is Right"
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"is because I've decided that it's time for me to meet my real father."
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"My father... is Bob Barker."
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"- Barney? - Yes, Robin?"
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"- Who's mine? - Oh, I don't know."
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"Lily has to gain five pounds in a week and a half,"
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"- I lost a pound. - That is impossible."
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"I knew that Super Size Me guy was full of it."
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"Well, it must be the wedding stress. We just got to up the intake."
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"Don't nibble at it. Attack it!"
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"Afterward, we stayed up till 10:00 at night,"
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"Now, I wasn't supposed to hear this next part,"
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"I'd like to hold your hand so hard"
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"I can't eat anymore."
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"pick out the perfect moment to capture Lily and Marshall as a couple."
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"And so Lily and Marshall failed in their experiment with apartness,"
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"but they succeeded in getting Lily into her dress."
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"To Lily and Marshall. To Lily and Marshall."
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"- Bob, it's Barney Stinson! - Come on down!"
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"Working his way out."
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"Happy wedding."
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"Now, to win the computer, you're going to have to bid again,"
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"This is me at my graduation. I know, the hair."
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"That, no, that's nice. That's nice."
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"- I'm ready, Bob. - Do it! Do it! Here we go!"
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"Here it comes, Barney."
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"That was kind of a weird moment."
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"Let me."
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"Before, before we wrap up the show, there's just something I want to say to you."
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"Congratulations on 35 wonderful years hosting The Price Is Right."
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"Um, I thought since we're going to be apart for two whole weeks,"
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"Sha-la-la-la-la"
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"...some weird stuff started happening."
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"Why does my stomach hurt?"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something,"
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"- the other feels it, too? - Oh, God, you guys are so codependent."
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"- No, we're not. - Oh, really?"
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"What about the other day?"
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"Just because we like spending time together doesn't mean we're codependent."
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"Then whatever happened to your plan of spending the last two weeks"
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"before your wedding sleeping apart?"
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"Logistics."
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"- Wedding logistics. - Frickin' logistics, man."
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"You didn't do it because you couldn't do it."
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"It would make our wedding night more special."
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"- Okay, let's do it. - Done."
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"- I'm gonna go grab a beer. - I'll come with you."
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"No. I'll stay."
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"Subtitles: Willow's Team"
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"Okay, I know. You know? I got to go."
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"Good-bye."
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"God, you guys are covered in sauce."
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"We'll get to that. Me first."
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"My mom is driving me crazy about the wedding music."
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"The woman takes one cruise to Jamaica, and suddenly, it's"
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""not a party without steel drums.""
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"Doesn't everybody know you're not supposed to stress out"
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"a bride right before her wedding?!"
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"- Long story. I'll tell you later. - Yeah."
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"It's a dirty story, isn't it?"
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"Scherbatsky reeks of someone who likes to get caught."
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"Oh, you didn't. That's right."
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"You know what, Barney?"
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"Lily and I are a lot less chees than you make us out to be."
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"Marshmallow, don't forget to pack my night-night tape."
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"Night-night tape?"
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"Did you make a tape of you saying "night-night" to her?"
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"- No. - He doesn't say it. He sings it."
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"Oh, that is so sweet."
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"Why don't you kiss? I love it when two chicks make out."
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"Damn it."
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"Nobody's bought us anything cool yet off our registry."
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"- What's on there? - Ooh, lots of stuff."
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"Kitchen Aide Artisan Series tilt-head stand mixer..."
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"Um, the Dyson DC17 Animal vacuum."
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"- Did you memorize our registry? - No, I'm training."
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"- Training? For what? - I'm glad you asked."
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"You guys know how it's hard to be friends with me 'cause I'm so awesome?"
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"Yes, it's hard to be friends with you. Go on."
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"Well, this isn't going to make it any easier."
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"I am going to be on... The Price Is Right."
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"- No way! - What?!"
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"- and I will come on down. - Whoa, that is so awesome."
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"Barney, I didn't know you were such a fan of The Price is Right."
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