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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"Is there a word for half afraid, half angry?"
Deadpool (2016)
"Fuck me!"
Deadpool (2016)
"Or as I like to call her, Irony."
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"Because I'm constantly stalking that fox."
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"Every time I see her, it's like the first time..."
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"Especially from this angle."
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"You can't buy love,"
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"Come on!"
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"The weird, curvy edges."
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"Go get her, tiger."
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"Cock juggling..."
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"We can talk about what we're gonna..."
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"Okay, or you can hit that."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck! Fuck!"
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"Fuck! Fuck!"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Relax. Okay."
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"Okay. I think that's a good start."
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"Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking..."
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"Wait."
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"Find it! Find it. What?"
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"What is that? That's the shit emoji."
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"I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
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"I need guns."
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"Okay, which ones?"
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"Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap!"
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"I was gonna spend the night"
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"assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest."
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"I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje."
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"Get it through your head or get out of fuck town."
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"Oh. Down, down, down."
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".45 cal. I like it."
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"Wade..."
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"buried somewhere in the apartment..."
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"right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck."
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"You wanna get fucked up?"
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"Put her down over here."
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"Thanks, dickless. And I mean you."
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"Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade."
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"I've been trying to tell you assholes,"
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"My old boyfriend, he's dead."
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"Like a cockroach..."
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"Now, I may not feel, but he does."
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"Let's see how he fights with your head on the block."
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"Ripley, from Alien 3!"
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"Fuck, you're old."
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"Go get Silver Balls."
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"He's got my girl."
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"I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
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"the movie Cocoon is pure pornography."
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"Twinkly, but deadly."
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"has agreed to do me this solid."
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"In exchange, I said that I would"
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"consider joining his boy band."
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"Sure it's not."
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"So, any luck winning Gita back?"
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"but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me."
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"Well, I think you're pretty darn cute."
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"Dopinder. Hmm?"
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"What was that?"
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"Ban who?"
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"I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish,"
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"I did not tell him to do that."
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"Absolutely not. It got lost in translation."
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"Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back!"
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like."
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"the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm."
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"Whoa!"
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"Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference."
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"Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"Hey."
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"Where's your duffle bag?"
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"Bandhu?"
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"God damn it!"
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"I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way..."
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"with two swords and maximum effort."
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"Cue the music."
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"Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya."
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"She's gonna do a superhero landing."
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"Wait for it."
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"Whoo!"
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"That's why I brought him."
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"I mean, that's why I brought her?"
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"Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's..."
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"Just give us a second. Yeah."
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"Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex."
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"Finish fucking her the fuck up!"
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"Wait!"
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"Cease fire!"
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"You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart."
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"So, I'mma give you a chance"
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"in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle..."
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"Bob?"
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"Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since..."
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"Jacksonville. Fridays. Since TGI Fridays."
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"Uh..."
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"Thanks."
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"Does he write you notes too?"
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"He's such a romantic."
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"Climb on!"
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"Motherfucking..."
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"Wade?"
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"Don't worry, baby..."
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"I'mma get you out of that shit-box."
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"Oh, you never left."
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"But you did, asshole!"
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"Ah, deep breath, darling."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Wrong choice of words."
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"'Cause I'mma go lookin'!"
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"I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade."
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"Good one."
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"Yep, that was a good one."
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"let's try to kill each other."
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"Fine. Fists."
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"Hang in there, baby!"
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"Wade! I gotcha!"
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"Thanks."
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, my God! That was so..."
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