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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"There are no words!"
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"Me and you are headed to fix this butterface."
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"You stupid fucking idiot."
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"What?"
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"You heard me."
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"So, you mean to say..."
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"after all this, you can't fix me?"
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"It sounds even stupider when you say it."
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"he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Be a hero."
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"Everyone thinks it's a full-time job."
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"go to work a hero."
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"that really matter."
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"Moments when you're offered a choice."
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"save a friend..."
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"spare an enemy."
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"everything else falls away."
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"The way we..."
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"Why?"
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"Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread..."
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"If wearing superhero tights..."
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"means sparing psychopaths..."
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"then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em."
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"Not everyone monitors a hall like you."
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"Just promise..."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout"
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"for the next four moments."
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"about to stand in front of a girl..."
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"and tell her..."
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"Well, hmm, you better figure it out."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"For everything, I'm sorry for leaving..."
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"I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner."
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"It's been rough couple of years."
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"Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest."
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"I should have come and found you sooner."
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"he ain't the same one that you remember."
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"You mean this mask?"
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"All right. Yeah, just... Ow."
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"Like a Band-Aid, just give it a..."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm not the same underneath this suit, either."
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"No."
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"Get out of here. Go make yourself useful!"
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"You, go be a really big brother to someone."
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"Tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn."
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"And you, chicken noodle..."
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"Sinead O'Connor, 1990. Sorry."
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"That's all right. You're cool."
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"What in the ass?"
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"That was not mean. I'm proud of you!"
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"We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade."
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"it felt like we were three mini-lion robots..."
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"coming together to form one super robot."
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"Yeah."
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"Wham! As promised."
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"You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl."
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"That's gonna be about the only thing"
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"that's pulling out tonight."
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"♪ The way I danced with you ♪"
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"You're still here?"
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"Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2."
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"Well, we don't have that kind of money."
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"What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up?"
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"With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number?"
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"Go. Go."
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"But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret."
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"For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable."
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"Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel."
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"We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet,"
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"Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows."
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"It's a total dick move."
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"Smells good, no?"
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"But, um..."
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"Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember?"
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"Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder."
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"14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me."
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"Boo!"
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"That won't do."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby"
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"♪ If looks could kill you would be an uzi"
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"♪ You're a shotgun, bang! ♪"
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"Have you seen this man?"
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"Yanky, yanky!"
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"Here, protein bar. Good for bones."
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"Fine! I only have 12 bullets..."
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"Shit."
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"Four..."
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"Right up main street."
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"but that guy in the red suit just turned"
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"And that's exactly what this is, a love story."
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"what situation isn't improved by pizza?"
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"Because she knows you."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Or did it?"
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"No friggin' way."
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"I give a guy a pavement facial,"
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"You know, for a merc, you're pretty warm-blooded."
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"I don't take the shits. I just disturb them."
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"- Cheers. To your health. - Fuck you."
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"I don't have a filter between my brain and my..."
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"Apparently more than you love vagina."
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"Bring it, big man."
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"Okay."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, I hate to break it to you..."
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"to form one super-bot, so..."
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"And Happy International Women's Day."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"Happy Thanksgiving."
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"If your left leg is Thanksgiving..."
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"can I visit you between the holidays?"
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"Hmm."
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"Wade..."
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"Mmm."
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"Here's the thing."
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