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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"Ah, Dopinder."
Deadpool (2016)
"Hmm, nice."
Deadpool (2016)
"Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl."
Deadpool (2016)
"And never let go."
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"Got it? Yeah."
Deadpool (2016)
"Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga."
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"Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?"
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"They won't disappoint."
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"You're not the only one with a war to win."
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"See, we've had this small disruption"
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"to our supply chain..."
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"Okay."
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"I forgot my ammo bag."
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"No, no time."
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"Fuck it. I got this."
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"9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or bust."
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"I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working."
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"Oh. But, uh,"
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"Wha... Oh!"
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"Oh, hello. I know, right?"
Deadpool (2016)
"but it does rhyme with Polverine."
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"he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Shit."
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"A multi-car collision turned shots fired"
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"Gridlock has kept police from the scene."
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"Residents are advised to remain in their homes."
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"dangerous, and wearing..."
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"but he'd rather act like a child."
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"A heavily-armed child."
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"The house that blows up every few years?"
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"Please."
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"House blowing up builds character."
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"Wait!"
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"This guy's got the right idea."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"10! Shit!"
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"Bad Deadpool."
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"I'm touching myself tonight."
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"Francis..."
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"You're probably thinking,"
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"that other guy into a fucking kabab!"
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"And yeah, technically, this is a murder."
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"But some of the best love stories start with a murder."
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"I gotta take you back to long before"
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"Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant?"
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"Then who placed the call?"
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"Is it burnt crust?"
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"I told Howie, I told him that..."
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"That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer."
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"I'm here for you."
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"Oh."
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"They're jeans, not a chandelier."
Deadpool (2016)
"Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?"
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"Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys"
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"but lucky for her..."
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"But I'm a... A stalker."
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"Then we're done."
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"You should've seen your face."
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"I didn't know what to do. I was so scared."
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"That came out wrong."
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"Hey, wait!"
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"It's like a job fair for mercenaries."
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"Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies..."
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"Hey, Wade!"
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"Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right?"
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"Yeah, her."
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"Just a little light stalking."
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"I was way worse than him when I was his age."
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"Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your Instagram."
Deadpool (2016)
"They have a wonderful TGI Fridays."
Deadpool (2016)
"What you want?"
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"Stay the fuck down."
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"Whoa! Took his ass out!"
Deadpool (2016)
"Boothe got hit then went down."
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"You did not bet on me to die."
Deadpool (2016)
"Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend."
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"And then dying. Like the city of Detroit."
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"I never win anything."
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"Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!"
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"Domestic, nothing imported."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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"Uh... Tight."
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"Vanessa. Wade."
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"Buck, you best apologize before..."
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"Yeah, that."
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"Let go. Okay. Hey, oh, oh, oh..."
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"Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry."
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"Rougher than yours."
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"Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
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"I watched my own birthday party"
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"which also happens to be my..."
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"I didn't even know sleep."
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"It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags,"
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"You love skee ball."
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"That's a tough call."
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"Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional"
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"Balls in holes."
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"The limited edition"
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"Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor."
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"Had my eye on this sucker for a while."
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"M'lady?"
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"but your 48 minutes are up."
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"Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this?"
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"How long can you keep this up?"
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Happy Chinese New Year."
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"Year of the Dog."
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"Happy Lent."
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"Ow, ow."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"Oh!"
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"That sweater is terrible."
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"And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces,"
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"you know, the weird curvy edges..."
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"But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me."
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"stick it in my... Marry me?"
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"Uh... Jinx?"
Deadpool (2016)
"They say one month's salary. So, uh..."
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"I do."
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