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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"You will die alone."
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"Ideally, for others' sake."
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"That'll do."
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"like Wade the Wisecracker..."
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"or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie."
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"What?"
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"I just realized I'm never gonna win the, uh..."
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"Dead pool."
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"Captain Deadpool..."
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"To you, Mr. Pool."
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"That sounds like a fucking franchise."
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"Or wear red. Dumbass."
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"Don't make me ask twice."
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"is Francis?"
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"He made me ask twice."
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"Is the mask muffling my voice?"
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"Where's Francis?"
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"Oh! You little spider monkey!"
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"Where... is... Francis?"
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"Is it sexist to hit you?"
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"Is it more sexist to not hit you?"
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"I mean, the line gets real... blurry."
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"or you're gonna die!"
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"In five minutes!"
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"I'll take the footlong..."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Now it's 89. About to be 90."
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"This is not going to end well for me, is it?"
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"This is not gonna end well for you, no."
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"Where's your boss?"
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"I can tell you exactly..."
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"Now this little piggy went to..."
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"Whoops! You weren't meant to see that."
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"There. All caught up."
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"Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage."
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"Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
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"Whoo!"
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"Some kinds of anger can't be managed..."
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"like the kind where your year-long plan"
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"ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!"
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"That said, when it comes time to licking wounds,"
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"there's no place like home."
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"the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al."
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"Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break."
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"That's like 16 walls."
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"She's like Robin to my Batman,"
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"Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too."
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"Al?"
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"Yes, I'm old. I wear pants."
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"But you're no lady."
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"Oh! So comfy."
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"Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs."
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"You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes?"
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"Yes, I know."
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"Downside of being blind..."
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"I hear everything in this duplex."
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"Sit on a stick."
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"Bactin?"
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"IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know."
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"You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen."
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"It's an improvement on the Hurdal."
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"Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal."
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"Oh, no, I didn't get excited till I saw the Kullen."
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"Screw, please."
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"Here? Now? Just kidding."
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"You'd be surprised."
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"Pretty grossed out."
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"Ta... Da."
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"I wish I never heard of Craigslist."
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"blind to life's imperfections."
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"Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent?"
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"Why such a douche this morning?"
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"Let's recap."
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"The cock thistle that turned me into this freak..."
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"slipped through my arms today..."
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"Catching him was my only chance"
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"to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back..."
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"So, yeah, today was about as much fun"
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"Found out who our friend in the red suit is."
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"On our terms."
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"Right. And when he heals?"
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"He can't."
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"Not if there's nothing left of him to heal."
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"You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker."
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"I like a challenge."
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"But he's bad for business."
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"Oh."
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"Tylenol PM?"
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"and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now."
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"Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?"
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"About the size of a KFC spork."
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"Ugh."
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"I get why you're so pissy..."
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"but your mood's never gonna brighten"
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"What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo?"
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"She wouldn't have me."
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"If you could see me, you'd understand."
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"You ever heard David Beckham speak?"
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"It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium."
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"You think Ryan Reynolds got this far"
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"on his superior acting method?"
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"So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper?"
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"No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty..."
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"In the meantime,"
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"I bet it feels huge in this hand."
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"you don't have that long to live."
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"The doctor says, Five."
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"Oh, I do hope so."
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"I heard you might be able to point me"
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"Sorry."
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"Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar."
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"I've seen this girl."
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"Ah, this must be Vanessa."
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"This isn't really the place to do something like that."
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"Put the little man down."
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"We have everything we need now."
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"You sure?"
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"Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
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"Thanks for having my back, guys."
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"And by we, I mean you."
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