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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"That's not good."
Deadpool (2016)
"Cock shot!"
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"Oh, your poor wife."
Deadpool (2016)
"All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex."
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"I promise this gets worse for you, big boy!"
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"This is embarrassing."
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"You ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?"
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"Do you have off switch?"
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"Let us go talk to the Professor."
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"McAvoy or Stewart?"
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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"
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"You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert."
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"Oh, there's the money shot, baby."
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"Rock, meet bottom."
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"The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh."
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"Mr. Wilson."
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"You finally hit fuck it."
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"Just promise you'll do right by me."
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"Of course."
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"And please don't make the super-suit green."
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"Move it! Keep moving."
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"My first request is warmer hands."
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"Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table."
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"We should really come up with a safe word, fellas."
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"I'm thinking pork and beans."
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"Easy."
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"Aren't you a little strong for a lady?"
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"What's up with the matches?"
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"We have another talker."
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"Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax."
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"I manage this workshop."
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"It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself..."
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"into men of extraordinary abilities."
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"For it to work we need to subject you to extreme stress."
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"I was a patient here once myself, you know."
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"It made Angel inhumanly strong."
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"In my case, it enhanced my reflexes."
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"And, in fact, I no longer feel anything."
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"Right in the middle there. Just, I don't..."
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"A little nugget of romaine lettuce or something."
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"It's been bothering me for a long time."
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"Ah, made you look."
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"Hey, is Ajax your actual name?"
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"What is it, really?"
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"Mitch? The Rickster?"
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"One thing that never survives this place"
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"We'll see about that."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum..."
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"so we're going to have to make you suffer."
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"If not, well, we'll have to keep on hurting you..."
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"until you finally mutate."
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"You mean a bucket list?"
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"I'd really like to light a spliff"
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"Let's not forget naked tandem base-jumping"
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"Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity."
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"Making banana pancakes for my kids."
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"No, no. It's okay."
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"I encourage distractions."
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"Wouldn't want you giving up on us, now would we?"
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"Hey, don't take any shit from him, Cunningham."
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"Francis?"
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"That's his legal name."
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"Oops!"
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"Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut."
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"lower the oxygen concentration in the air..."
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"to the exact point you feel like you're suffocating."
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"then we'll turn up the O2."
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"If your heart rate slows..."
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"And that's where we'll leave you."
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"Right there."
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"You still think we're making you a superhero."
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"You. A dishonorable discharge."
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"You're nothing."
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"This workshop doesn't make superheroes,"
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"and auction you off to the highest bidder."
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"Maybe just mow the occasional lawn."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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"You're never going home after this."
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"Now there's a brave face."
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"Wait, wait! Wait. Wait."
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"Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now."
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"Weekend? Back up."
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"Did I say this was a love story?"
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"No, it's a horror movie."
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"Fucking hell."
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"I've merely raised your stress levels"
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"high enough to trigger a mutation."
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"I've cured you, Wade."
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"I could cure them..."
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"Oh, well."
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"Oh, you smell like shit."
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"Motherfucker."
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"I think we owe him that one, yeah?"
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"You take off. Go on."
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"Off you go."
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"I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug."
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"I didn't just get the cure to el cancer..."
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"Oh, that must hurt."
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"Look at his face."
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"Ah, bullshit!"
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"Do you like what you see?"
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"You look like an avocado"
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"had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
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"Yeah."
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"Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking."
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"There was something wrong with the relationship..."
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"and that was the only catharsis"
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"And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug..."
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"And he's gone. Poof!"
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"Damn straight."
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"Find Francis. Star in horror films."
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"Star in your own horror films."
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"Because you look like Freddy Krueger"
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"face-fucked a topographical map of Utah."
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"Here's what I'm actually gonna do."
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"and fuck the brain hole."
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"Yeah."
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"Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
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"Like a testicle with teeth."
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