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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"Life is an endless series of train-wrecks..."
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"with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
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"This had been the ultimate commercial break."
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"Which meant it was time to return"
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"to our regularly scheduled program."
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"What the..."
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"You're not clowning?"
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"I sense clowns."
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"People react to news of late-stage cancer differently."
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"There are certainly options we can look into."
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"So what do we do?"
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"and there were all these new experimental drugs from Germany."
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"Me? I'm memorizing the details of her face."
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"Take your time to process this."
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"It's important not to do anything rash."
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"as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson..."
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"out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot."
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"Looking good, Francis. Well rested."
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"Apparently, I made you immortal."
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"I'm actually quite jealous."
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"Now, I'm about to do to you"
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"in the most colossal way."
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"Uh... This is my most prized possession."
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"No, no, no. Wham!"
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"Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point."
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"So, am I supposed to just smile"
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"Think of it like spring cleaning."
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"Only if spring was death."
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"God, if I had a nickel for every time"
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"I spanked it to Bernadette Peters."
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"Bernadette is not going anywhere,"
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"because you're not going anywhere."
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"You're right. Cancer is only in my liver,"
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"lungs, prostate, and brain."
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"All things I can live without."
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"Surrounded by your Voltron"
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"and your Bernadette, and your me."
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"Spin-Doctors-at-the- Iowa-State-Fair shit-show."
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"And under no circumstances will I take you to that show."
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"Well, I wanna remember us."
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"and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
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"No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay?"
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"We can fight this."
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"Besides, I just realized something."
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"Wade."
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"Weas."
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"You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower."
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"Though courtesy calls for the latter first."
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"How about three shots of Patron?"
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"Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass."
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"I'm sure they're all FDA approved."
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"No."
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"El Cancer. Oh."
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"Look how happy you look here."
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"At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool."
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"Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer."
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"I got it, Weas. Thanks."
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"Oh."
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"Real Grim Reaper type."
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"I don't know. Might further the plot."
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"Boothe."
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"Wade."
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"Mr. Wilson."
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"Besides luring children into a panel van."
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"It's my job. Recruitment."
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"But you're a fighter. Special Forces."
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"41 confirmed kills."
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"It's to wash the taste out."
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"It's tough to forget being so impressive."
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"And now you spend your days"
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"sticking up for the little people..."
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"but not a good one, like Slap Chop."
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"More Shake Weight-y."
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"The world needs extraordinary soldiers."
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"We won't just make you better."
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"I tried the hero business and it left a mark."
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"Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school,"
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"so you may wanna..."
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"His drink's on him."
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"What did he say?"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"I had a Liam Neeson nightmare."
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"and he just wasn't having it."
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"At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
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"but what it does to the people you love."
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"Who knew if this guy could save my life..."
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"Isn't that what superheroes do?"
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"Lucrative film deals, both origin stories"
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"Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets."
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"You know, I can hear you."
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"This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers."
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"Look, Colossus, I don't have time for"
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"And you are?"
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"Negasonic Teenage Warhead."
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"Negasonic Teenage... What the shit?"
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"No. Trainee."
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"X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail?"
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"What does that make you?"
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"Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead."
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"Can we trade names?"
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"Look! I'm a teenage girl."
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"followed by mean comments, followed by more silences."
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"So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence..."
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"or mean comment? Go on."
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"Aha!"
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"We can't allow this, Deadpool."
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"You big chrome cock-gobbler!"
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"That's not nice."
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"You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
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"He's pure evil."
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"Besides... Nobody's getting hurt."
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"Wade, you are better than this."
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"Join us. Use your powers for good."
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"The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler..."
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"on that day..."
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"But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do."
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"Either that or slap the bitch outta you!"
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"Zip it, Sinead!"
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"Quite unfortunate."
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"Canada!"
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