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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"And little Meghan, she's not made of money,"
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"I got a soft spot."
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"Threats hurt, Jer."
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"Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel."
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"So keep away from Meghan."
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"Cool?"
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"Wait. We are?"
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"Yeah. We're totally done."
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"Soft spot, remember?"
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"and you will learn in the worst of ways"
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"that I have some hard spots too."
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"Show these kids how it's done."
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"Oh. And that's why we do it. But mostly the money."
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"Hey, think you could fuck up my step-dad?"
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"You're my hero."
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"No-no-no-no. That I ain't!"
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"Nope. Never will be."
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"Oh. Fuck you, Wade."
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"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys."
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"Welcome to Sister Margaret's."
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"You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card."
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"Buck! Liefeld..."
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"What can I do for you?"
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"I'd love a Blow Job."
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"Oh, God, me too."
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"The drink, moose knuckle. But first..."
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"Make sure that gets back to Ms..."
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"Orlovsky."
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"You sure? Hmm."
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"Oh, he's not a bad kid, Weas."
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"I was traveling to exotic places..."
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"Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville,"
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"That's classified."
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"All right, Kahlua, Baileys and..."
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"whipped cream."
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"I give you a Blow Job."
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"Take that over to Buck please,"
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"and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay."
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"Remind me what good will come of this?"
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"Boothe! Oh!"
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"Come here, you fat fuck!"
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"That's a new stool."
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"All right, move. Move, move, move."
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"Buck, go rest."
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"Yeah, he's still breathing."
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"Nice try, Wade."
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"You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool."
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"Who did you pick?"
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"Yeah, Wade, about that, um..."
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"No."
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"Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102."
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"I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money."
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"Whatever."
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"What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?"
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"Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf."
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"I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose."
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"I'm working on it."
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"Hey. Hands off the merchandise."
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"So you, uh..."
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"bump fuzzies for money?"
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"Yep. Rough childhood?"
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"Daddy left before I was conceived."
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"Where else do you put one out?"
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"I was molested."
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"Me too. Uncle."
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"Uncles. They took turns."
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"through the keyhole of a locked closet..."
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"You had a dishwasher."
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"Hopefully you, later tonight?"
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"Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a..."
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"Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want."
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"And a low-fat dessert."
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"Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?"
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"It's time to put balls in holes."
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"You said whatever I want."
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"I get it."
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"sex object peddled by Hollywood."
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"Balls in holes."
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"Prepare to lose tragically."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"And I will take the pencil eraser."
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"Okay."
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"You are now the protector of the planet Arus."
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"And you can erase stuff..."
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"written in pencil."
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"Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes."
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"Deal."
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"What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?"
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"Cuddle?"
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"All year?"
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"Relax."
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"No. No. No."
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"Wade? Sorry."
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"and your right leg is Christmas..."
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"But red looks good on you."
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"Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes."
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"Listen, I've been thinking..."
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"Really?"
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"...about why we're so good together."
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"Why's that?"
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"Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
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"You put them together and you can see the picture on top."
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"Right."
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"Will you, uh..."
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"Huh."
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"Where were you hiding that?"
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"Nowhere."
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"You mean?"
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"That's my line."
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"Yes! Whoo!"
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"I feel just like a little girl."
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"Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke."
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"Oh, Star Wars jokes."
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"Empire."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"It's like I made you in a computer."
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"Hey."
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"Perfect."
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"Let's see. All right, wee break."
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"Shake it, yeah."
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