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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"The way the world sees us."
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"You were droning on."
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"I deserved that. That, too."
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"Start talking!"
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"With a family of 12."
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"Every night we spoon for warmth."
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"So, you live in a house."
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"And this one."
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"Wait, wait, wait..."
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"Wow."
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"Hey."
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"After a brief adjustment period..."
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"and a bunch of drinks..."
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"it's a face..."
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"Young one is present."
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"What are you still doing?"
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"Nothing compares to you."
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"For a second there,"
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"And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for."
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"Come here."
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"See?"
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"The right girl will bring out the hero in you."
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"Now, let's finish this epic wide shot. Pull out."
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"Who doesn't love a happy ending, huh?"
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"your friendly neighborhood pool guy singin'..."
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"It's over. Go home."
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"but it could be anybody."
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"Yeah, little help."
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"Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel."
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"Excuse me. Whoo!"
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"Pool. Dead."
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"Ah, yes. Gita."
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"Hmm. She is quite lovely."
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"She would have made me a very agreeable wife."
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"Gita's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu."
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"He is as dishonorable as he is attractive."
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"Dopinder, I'm starting to think"
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"there's a reason I'm in this cab today."
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"When you find it, the whole world"
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"tastes like Daffodil Daydream."
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"So you gotta hold onto love..."
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"Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?"
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"Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough."
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"I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad!"
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"Hmm, it's bad."
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"six days and, oh..."
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"And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?"
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"This shit..."
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"And what about next month's shipment?"
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"We'd appreciate your patience."
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"We'll deliver in full the following month."
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"Pleasure doing business with you."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Shall we turn back?"
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"That's, uh, $27.50."
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"Ruins the lines of my suit."
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"how about a crisp high five?"
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"Merry Christmas."
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"And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool!"
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"♪ Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop"
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"Whose balls did I have to fondle"
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"to get my very own movie?"
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"I can't tell you,"
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"And let me tell you,"
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"Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh..."
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"Cock shot."
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"Ha!"
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"Rich Corinthian leather."
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"I've never said this, but don't swallow."
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"Did I leave the stove on?"
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"Now, breaking news."
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"on the crosstown expressway this morning."
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"a red suit. A red suit."
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"Deadpool."
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"Negasonic! Come, we have mission."
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"Colossus, wait up."
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"Which benefits? The matching unitards?"
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"You ate breakfast, yes?"
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"Breakfast is most important meal of day."
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"Deadpool may try to break yours."
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"Get out of the way!"
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"Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed."
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"He wore the brown pants."
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"so you're gonna have to share!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Gotcha."
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"Three, two!"
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"Stupid! Worth it."
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"Ah!"
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"Francis!"
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"What the shit-biscuit!"
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"Where you at, Francis?"
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"You're not Francis."
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"My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie..."
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"Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero."
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"And to tell it right..."
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"I squeezed this ass into red spandex."
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"Look, would it help if I slow it down for you?"
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"I didn't order the pizza."
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"Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!"
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"I did!"
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"Pineapple and olive?"
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"The fuck are you?"
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"I... God, I hope not. Um..."
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"Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game."
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"Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want."
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"Thanks."
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"Sir, before you do anything to him,"
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"Uh, Jeremy, is it?"
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"Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson."
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"I'm not here for him."
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"Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet on that one."
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"You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling."
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"P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me."
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"I will shoot your fucking cat!"
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"I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat."
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"Anyhoo, tell me something..."
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"Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky?"
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"Orlovsky? Yeah? Good."
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