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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"But there was only one thing..."
Deadpool (2016)
"Come on, let's go."
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"Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad."
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"I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus."
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"No."
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"that they could find without violence."
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"you only have one course of action."
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"I don't wanna see that or think of it again."
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"But the douchebag does thinks you're dead, right?"
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"What, like, wear a mask?"
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"you are haunting."
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"I mean, if you could die."
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"All you need now is a suit and a nickname..."
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"Just Deadpool, yeah. Just Deadpool."
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"Deadpool."
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"Where's Francis?"
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"Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
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"Where the fuck is Francis?"
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"You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."
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"Oh, God! I'm so sorry!"
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"Tell me where your fucking boss is"
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"Fully loaded."
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"Ding-ding."
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"Thank you, Agent Smith."
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"Hop in! Great day for a ride."
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"Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met,"
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"except she's old, and black, and blind."
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"How's that Kullen coming along?"
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"I'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal."
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"Must be good with hands."
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"and prevent this shit from happening to someone else."
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"as a sandpaper dildo."
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"# driveby."
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"Fucking Wade Wilson."
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"I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that."
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"Still, we'll put him out of our misery."
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"I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet..."
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"Looks aren't everything."
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"Looks are everything."
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"No."
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"You're blind."
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"Go, go, go."
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"So, the doctor says, The bad news is"
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"So, the patient says, How long do I have?"
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"And the doctor says, Four, three, two..."
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"Can I help you ladies?"
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"in the direction of a, um, friend of mine."
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"Name of Wade Wilson."
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"I don't know the name."
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"Wade, we have a fucking problem."
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"Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
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"Uh, maybe not start with that."
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"give it up for Chastity!"
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"Better find her fast before numbnuts does."
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"How do you know she's in here?"
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"Ah, you weak motherfucker!"
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"Come on, get it together."
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"This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa."
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"Here we go."
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"Maximum effort."
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"Someone out back asking for you."
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"Something about, uh, an old boyfriend."
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"I knew it was you."
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"You have Wade Wilson to thank for this."
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"Wait, wait. Let's... Just..."
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"Jiminy! Fuck face!"
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"No, no. All right. Hey!"
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"Fuck! Hey, um..."
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"Here. This is Vanessa."
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"What? No, wait. It's Francis."
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"You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes?"
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"All right. Okay."
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"We're downrange."
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"Shit. That's all the pieces in the house."
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"Nah, nah... Come on. Let's go. Cough it up."
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"if I never see you again,"
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"you've got the wrong girl."
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"See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back."
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"with eating before sundown or saving money."
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"No, you know that bad guy that you let go?"
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"Yeah, it's me, Deadpool,"
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"My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk."
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"then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep."
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"And then, win Gita back..."
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"Kidnap her."
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"You know what to do."
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"Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!"
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"Not often a dude ruins your face..."
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"and personally sees to four"
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"of your five shittiest moments."
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"Wade Wilson!"
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"What's my name?"
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"Superhero landing."
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"You know, that's really hard on your knees."
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"Totally impractical. They all do it."
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"There you go. Hashtag it."
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"All right, then. Fire!"
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"Suck a cock."
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"Commando!"
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"Wade?"
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"Well, what the hell!"
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"God, come here, you."
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"And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole?"
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"if you know what I'm talking about."
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"Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman."
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Hey!"
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"You were right, beautiful."
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"What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours?"
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"Let's dance."
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"Asshole!"
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"I got a plan. You're not gonna like it."
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"Just take it slow."
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"No."
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"What's my name?"
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"Who fucking cares?"
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"Four or five moments, that's all it takes."
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"To?"
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"Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments"
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"To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw,"
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