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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"You're supposed to... So that's a..."
Deadpool (2016)
"Oh, my God. Wade?"
Deadpool (2016)
"You're clowning."
Deadpool (2016)
"New drugs are being developed every day."
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"Surely there is something we can do."
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"all the way through Z."
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"Like it's the first time I'm seeing it."
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"of assholes named Francis, where would I hide?"
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"A hush falls over the crowd"
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"Oh! Giving him the business."
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"How about now?"
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"Well, hello, gorgeous."
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"Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis?"
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"Please, you should thank me."
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"and wave you out the door?"
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"Sounds like you do."
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"Drink."
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"Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the"
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"I want you to remember me."
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"Not the ghost of Christmas me."
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"You win. Your life is officially"
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"way more fucked up than mine."
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"I love you."
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"Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa."
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"Here, check it out."
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"She's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures."
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"Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer?"
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"You got China and Central Mexico."
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"Mind if I keep this? Put it up,"
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"so I can remember when you looked alive."
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"How can I help you?"
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"I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer."
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"Stalker alert."
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"I'm sorry you've had such a tough go."
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"One every seven weeks."
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"Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm..."
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"And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"Hey. Sorry."
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"Hey, uh, they've made three of those movies."
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"Hmm."
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"Okay. Let's pro-con this superhero thing."
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"Stay right here."
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"You will both be coming with us."
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"the goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
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"That's the coolest name ever!"
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"Let me guess."
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"Can we go?"
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"I'd rather be anywhere than here."
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"I'm all about long sullen silences..."
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"Please, come quietly."
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"That guy was already up there when I got here."
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"Heads up."
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"Be a superhero."
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"who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion..."
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"of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker..."
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"I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request."
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"Wade... Hey."
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"Hey, douche-pool!"
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"And I hope you're watching..."
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"That does it!"
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"Oh!"
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"Wade, please."
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"You really should stop."
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"Please, stay down."
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"Or is that the on switch?"
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"These timelines are so confusing."
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"You will recover, Wade."
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"You always do."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
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"And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked..."
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"Or animated."
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"This place seems sanitary."
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"Patience, Angel."
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"All in good time."
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"Are you here for the turndown service, or what?"
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"Shut the fuck up."
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"This may hurt a little."
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"This may cause you some discomfort."
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"But I've grown blunt."
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"This workshop is not a government-led program."
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"Wrong."
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"I'm injecting you with a serum..."
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"The treatment affects everyone differently."
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"Because it sounds suspiciously made up."
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"I suppose we will."
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"He's all yours."
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"You're gonna leave me all alone here."
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"and manifest in a spectacular fashion."
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"in new and different ways,"
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"each more painful than the last..."
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"Or die."
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"off the Olympic torch."
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"Finally, giving Meredith Baxter-Birney a Dutch oven."
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"No. Receiving a Dutch oven from Meredith Baxter-Birney."
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"I don't know about anyone else, but I'm touched."
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"We were just joking."
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"Snagged the dry cleaning tag off your lab coat."
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"You are so relentlessly annoying."
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"Thanks."
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"Never heard that before."
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"Oh..."
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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"See, here's the problem with"
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"round-the-clock torture..."
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"Is that what you think?"
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"If this doesn't unlock your mutation, then, well..."
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"we'll turn it back down."
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"Oh, and I thought you guys were dicks before."
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"Hip-deep in hookers."
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"Little secret, Wade."
Deadpool (2016)
"we make super-slaves."
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"We're gonna fit you with a control collar"
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"Who knows what they'll have you doing?"
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"Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King."
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"What have you done to me?"
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"You sadistic fuck!"
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"Now, I'm gonna shut you in again, Wade."
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"Not because I need to."
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