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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"It's not boy band."
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"No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing."
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"♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop"
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"♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that"
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"Ow. Ow!"
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"I've given Deadpool every chance to join us..."
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"Hey! Whoo!"
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"Eight."
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"Shit-fuck!"
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"Someone's not counting. Six."
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"I bet you let the kid off easy, too."
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"meeting new and exciting people. And then, uh..."
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"Oh."
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"Excellent for the immune system."
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"You know how they say cancer in Spanish?"
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"The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you..."
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"but where's the fun in that?"
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"Didn't think so."
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"Sorry, Francis. My lips are sealed."
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"What?"
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"Where's Francis?"
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"Where's Francis?"
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"Taxi!"
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"Up, up, up."
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"He's super dead."
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"Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas."
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"You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis."
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"How are the kids? Good?"
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"Maximum effort!"
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"Wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero,"
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"'Til next time, this is"
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"Captioned by Deluxe"
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"...tight! Ah."
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"and tell her how you feel."
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"I prefer not to hit a woman, so please..."
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"The fuck you doing in my crib..."
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"Getting that right? Orflosky?"
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"You got me in a box here."
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"Kevin? Bruce? Scott?"
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"Weekend?"
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"Wade."
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"Honey, don't stare."
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"God, I miss cocaine."
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"I'd go with you, but I don't want to."
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"Listen, Al..."
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"And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine"
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"Oh, like there's something wrong"
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"for y'all to lay down your firearms..."
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"Fire!"
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"Red really is my color."
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"I live in a crackhouse."
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"You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry."
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"and larger ensemble team movies."
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"nothing will."
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"I'd be happy to sit on."
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"They'd better not."
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"Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you..."
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"Fuck you."
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"Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card..."
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"Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this..."
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"Who would do such a thing?"
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"with the WNBA's Sacramento Monarchs."
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"And that is why, in my opinion..."
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"Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box."
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"Morning, sleepyhead."
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"You've been warned before, Deadpool."
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"Don't make the same mistakes I did."
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"Dad?"
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"We're here."
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"My chrome-penised friend back there"
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"This? Well, this was mine."
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"Nine. Fuck."
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"You even look in her general direction again..."
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"What if I just held on and never let go?"
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"You're looking very alive."
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"No, no, no, maybe not the nethers."
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"Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell."
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"Incoming!"
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"Kill him."
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"Kinda lonesome back here."
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"Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show."
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"that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA."
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"Hey, hey, hey. It's all right, it's all right."
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"♪ Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?"
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"meaning you're able to catch your breath..."
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"Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?"
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"He wants you to come to him."
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"You've heard that whole make an omelet, break some eggs bit, right?"
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"Nasty."
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"I represent an organization that may be able to help."
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"do you mind if I get a big tip?"
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"There won't be one."
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"Right here!"
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"The assailant appears to be armed,"
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"When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?"
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"You may be wondering, Why the red suit?"
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"Seven. Good Deadpool."
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"Really? Rolling up the sleeves?"
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"who take a dime to beat a fella down."
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"it's because he's earned it."
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"Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful."
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"except we knock out the teeth and take the cash."
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"So what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville, anyway?"
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"Easy, man. Hold up! Hold up!"
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"You bet on me to die. Wow!"
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"I'd hit that."
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"Daddy left before I was born."
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"I just wanna get to know the real you, you know."
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"brownie mix and clown porn."
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"FYI, five mini lion-bots come together"
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"there's something I've been meaning to ask you."
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"I love you, Wade Wilson."
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"Vanessa's already working on Plan A, B,"
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"Or the last."
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"is sweet dick-kicking revenge."
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"Wade fucking Wilson."
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"Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei."
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"Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface."
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"Ringing any bells? No?"
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"But if I ever hit fuck it, I'll look you up."
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