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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them."
Deadpool (2016)
"So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick?"
Deadpool (2016)
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate."
Deadpool (2016)
"you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision."
Deadpool (2016)
"Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan?"
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"Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like..."
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"I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp."
Deadpool (2016)
"Pass it to me right after."
Deadpool (2016)
"You're lovely."
Deadpool (2016)
"FYI, I could probably get you the superhero discount."
Deadpool (2016)
"Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up?"
Deadpool (2016)
"is that you can't really step it up from there."
Deadpool (2016)
"Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters."
Deadpool (2016)
"Because I want to."
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"No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine."
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"This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
Deadpool (2016)
"No! Please!"
Deadpool (2016)
"And we all know how this turned out."
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"And I think she's in love with me."
Deadpool (2016)
"Yeah. Bactin should do it."
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"but you can rent it for three minutes."
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"Yeah, afrangry, I guess."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"Like a jigsaw puzzle."
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"I need all the guns!"
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"Wade, is that you?"
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"and I got an offer that you can't refuse."
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"Superhero landing!"
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"Look away, child."
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"Fine."
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"Teabag!"
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"So good. But bad for the waistline,"
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"Oh!"
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"That is so sweet."
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"No!"
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"Floor space, dental floss, even condoms."
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"In case the other fell off."
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"I'm sure."
Deadpool (2016)
"I can't even tell you..."
Deadpool (2016)
"Come on, Wade. Language."
Deadpool (2016)
"♪ I'm never gonna dance again"
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"There we go, that looks nice."
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"You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin."
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"I've been waiting one year, three weeks..."
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"Fucking mutant."
Deadpool (2016)
"Maximum effort."
Deadpool (2016)
"I'm looking for Francis!"
Deadpool (2016)
"Bad guys to kill."
Deadpool (2016)
"Let's count them down."
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"Sweet and salty."
Deadpool (2016)
"Not out of the woods yet."
Deadpool (2016)
"Should've brought my roller blades."
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"Kelly, Kelly, Kelly..."
Deadpool (2016)
"Nobody wins today."
Deadpool (2016)
"Merchandise? Huh..."
Deadpool (2016)
"a Yogurtland rewards card?"
Deadpool (2016)
"Red's your color."
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"Yes!"
Deadpool (2016)
"This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level!"
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"Like you've been pitching, not catching."
Deadpool (2016)
"Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?"
Deadpool (2016)
"what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
Deadpool (2016)
"Mr. Wilson?"
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"I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways"
Deadpool (2016)
"His form looks good."
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"I swear to God, I will find you in the next life..."
Deadpool (2016)
"I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter"
Deadpool (2016)
"Local dry cleaning discounts."
Deadpool (2016)
"Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming."
Deadpool (2016)
"Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's."
Deadpool (2016)
"I'm calling wang."
Deadpool (2016)
"Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain."
Deadpool (2016)
"is a sense of humor."
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"This is how it's going to work."
Deadpool (2016)
"Vanessa."
Deadpool (2016)
"How tough can he be..."
Deadpool (2016)
"He got Ajax from the dish soap."
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"F, R, A, N, C, I..."
Deadpool (2016)
"If your brainwaves slow,"
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"Yeah, I've seen similar side-effects before."
Deadpool (2016)
"Whoa!"
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"You don't want to kill me."
Deadpool (2016)
"What's my name?"
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"Thank you so much."
Deadpool (2016)
"God, he's so fucking gnarly."
Deadpool (2016)
"is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Where..."
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"This is confusing."
Deadpool (2016)
"Don't hesitate to call me."
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"41 confirmed kills."
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"You might wanna look away for this."
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"It smells like old lady pants in here."
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"I know it's been decades."
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"till you find this woman..."
Deadpool (2016)
"Um, sweetheart, you might wanna look around."
Deadpool (2016)
"Easy, Angel."
Deadpool (2016)
"You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic?"
Deadpool (2016)
"I've heard so much about you."
Deadpool (2016)
"Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this."
Deadpool (2016)
"Fuck. Fuck!"
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"I'm gonna get angry. Okay. All right."
Deadpool (2016)
"You're gonna help me get her back."
Deadpool (2016)
"For you? 10."
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"Leave a message and have a happy day."
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"Cease fire!"
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"Wait!"
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"I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve."
Deadpool (2016)
"When I'm finished..."
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"Like the kind of stupid who admits"
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"Four or five moments."
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"but at least fuckface won't heal from that."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Rough?"
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"But, baby, the guy under this mask,"
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"There's nothing that we don't share."
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"Super-penis."
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"There's a stupid."
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"Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren..."
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"Anyway, big secret. Shh..."
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