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Clips from Deadpool (2016)

"My uncle Ivan was diagnosed with thyroid cancer..."
Deadpool (2016)
"And that's why Regina rhymes with fun."
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"Well, maybe not the most."
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"Wham?"
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"Ha."
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"You belong here at home."
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"I could have guessed that."
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"And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you."
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"People change. What do you want?"
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"What if I told you we can cure your cancer?"
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"I'd say that you sound like an infomercial,"
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"We will make you better than better."
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"A superhero."
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"Look, Agent Smith,"
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"Ow."
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"Listen!"
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"Enough!"
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"So I can do right by someone else."
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"But if you think super-human powers are acquired painlessly..."
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"I'm about to hurt you, Wade."
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"Thanks! Thank you. Thank you."
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"You have something in your teeth."
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"Is it Basil Fawlty?"
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"Oh, joke away."
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"With less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?"
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"If you're lucky, the mutant genes will activate"
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"Like a fuck-it list."
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"I wanna see Vanessa."
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"with a name like Francis?"
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"Now, what we're going to do is"
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"meaning you're about to pass out..."
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"You know the funniest part of this?"
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"Enjoy your weekend."
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"Now your mutated cells can heal anything."
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"It's attacking your cancer as fast as it can form."
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"Go ahead."
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"Quick question."
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"What's my name?"
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"that really mattered."
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"Oh, my God. Poor guy."
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"Freak."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"because as of now,"
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"I'm gonna work through his crew"
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"until somebody gives up Francis..."
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"That's good. You should keep it that way."
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"Yes. A very thick mask. All the time."
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"I put all my money on you and now..."
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"No, just..."
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"WHERE IS FRANCIS?"
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"Nice to see you, Jared."
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"Mr. Wilson?"
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"Ha! Only on the outside!"
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"Oh, you'll tell me. But first..."
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"Her."
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"And I quote, Looking for roommate,"
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"I only wish I healed the same."
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"But I appreciate the gesture."
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"Love is blind, Wade."
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"and then I'm gonna come up with"
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"a whole new Christmas Day plan."
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"you might wanna leave the room."
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"The guy says, Five what?"
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"Whoo."
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"Hey, coming onto our stage right now..."
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"Vanessa."
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"Hey. Hey! Where'd she go?"
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"Uh, I saw her head to the back."
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"All right. Okay. All right."
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"That's about 3,000 rounds."
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"We all know what I can do with 12."
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"I want you to know that I love you very much."
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"Go on then."
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"but uglier."
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"Fake laugh. Hiding real pain."
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"You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?"
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"It's a big house."
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"It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
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"Who brought this twinkly man?"
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"I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool..."
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"Uh..."
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"That was Bandhu in the trunk."
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"I'm doing as you said, DP."
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"I presume a crisp high five?"
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"skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama..."
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"Go get some."
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"Go get her, tiger."
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"Language, please."
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"Look away!"
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"Fellas! Hey! Hey!"
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"possibly even lover-like treatment."
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"Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'."
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"Motherfucker should have worn his brown pants."
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"parts will have to grow back you."
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"And by dance, I mean..."
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"Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night."
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"Shit! Shit! Shit!"
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"What?"
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"Did you really think there was a cure... for that?"
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"Any last words?"
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"Wade!"
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"Not true."
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"In these moments..."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy,"
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"What the fuck am I gonna tell her?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Owdie 5,000."
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"Oh."
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"Just need a big guy with a flat top."
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"Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around."
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"Why do you make me make that?"
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"Now, if I were a 200-pound sack"
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"Wham!"
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"but I knew there was only one way that I could save hers."
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"I got the cure to el everything."
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"force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull..."
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"I am sorry..."
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"Arm."
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"Now let's go find him."
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"It's funny that I only ever see two of you."
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