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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"He wasn't that big then, but he ballooned up nicely."
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"I'd say pound for pound, our finest American actor."
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"Don't you ever read?"
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"Who has time? I see the movie. I'm in and out in two hours."
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"Oh, Thornton, don't you see?"
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"The reason you want to read these works..."
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"so you can share the thoughts and feelings of the writer..."
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"and professor's point of view getting in the way..."
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"to truly share and understand..."
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"the feelings of being alive."
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"That was beautiful."
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"I understand what you're saying, too."
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"I'm glad. That makes me feel good."
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"Let's keep talking over dinner."
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"I'm supposed to meet someone for dinner."
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"I could cancel, though, I guess."
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"We are working, after all."
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"You can't concentrate when you're hungry."
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"Oh, I don't know. I really shouldn't."
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"- I have so many things to do. - Oh, come on. I'll help you."
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"I'll take out the garbage. I'll do the dishes."
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"I'll do your nails. I'll do your hair."
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"You have no idea what I want to do."
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"I'll just get the light."
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"I think I'm attracted to teachers."
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"I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all."
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"I sent her a love letter. She corrected it."
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"We had a good thing going, you know?"
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"She passed away about ten years ago."
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"After that, I screwed around for a few years."
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"Then I really went nuts... I married Vanessa."
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"Is that over now?"
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"We were doomed from the start."
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"Together, we made mud."
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"I picked a beauty. And she played around, too."
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"When she said, I do, I should have said, With who?"
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"So, are you giving up on women?"
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"They only think about themselves."
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"Ever since the women's movement..."
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"most of the men I meet go out of their way..."
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"Before they were too macho, and now they're too soft."
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"You all want us to know you can cry."
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"If we finish this bottle of wine..."
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"Diane!"
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"Oh, Philip."
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"We were supposed to go to dinner."
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"Maybe it's a dream. Good night, Philip."
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"You do a good job."
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"What do you charge for big cars?"
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"You're welcome. I did, too."
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"Well..."
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"Beautiful."
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"That's the spot. Just keep doing that."
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"Oh, Lou, you're great."
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"The leg is better. You got the cramp out."
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"You're a wreck. You gotta start working out."
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"You have got midterms coming up."
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"You're always so neat."
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"You're just like your Uncle Vito."
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"His towels lined up neatly..."
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"combs, brushes, hair lotions all in the right place."
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"Hey, he's my idol."
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"But I'm not gonna be folding towels anymore..."
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"That's great!"
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"I'm takin' you out."
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"We'll celebrate. We're havin' a party!"
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"Oh, no, Dad, that's really nice, but I'm in training now."
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"We got a big meet coming up against Northern."
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"Dad, why don't you join me on a little reality break, OK?"
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"does not mean you're gonna pass her course."
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"You haven't even read any of the books."
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"I don't understand a word of it."
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"So, how you gonna write the paper, then?"
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"I don't want to hear one more word out of you..."
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"or it's back to the tree."
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"Come in."
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"I'm Thornton Melon."
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"You delivered the paper on isomagnetic brain waves..."
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"in Montreal last year."
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"I'm supposed to report here for my lab project."
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"Oh, good. I'm trying to teach these here apes..."
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"You ought to teach them how to go to the bathroom."
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"Now, all you have to do is put a new tape..."
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"I'll be back in a few hours to check on you."
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"Hiya, Marge? A few things."
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"I'm gonna need him, too."
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"See if you can get somebody at the Rand Corporation..."
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"What?"
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"And Russell hits him with a powerful front body slam!"
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"No problem."
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"They're takin' a break, that's all."
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"the entire international monetary system."
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"Are you a student in this class?"
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"Who are you?"
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"Mr. Thornton Melon's private secretary."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Take this down."
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"Mr. Melon, no matter what you do..."
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"Here."
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"It's too light. It feels like a C."
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"I'll tell you what..."
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"a ten percent bonus for every grade over B."
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"And an A+ gets you a free trip to Hawaii... off-season."
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"- Dad, what's going on here? - I'm doing my homework."
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"No, they're doing your homework."
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"A good executive knows how to delegate authority."
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"- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?"
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"That's why I'm taking astronomy, to learn something!"
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"You're never gonna learn a goddamn thing..."
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"if you got people doing your work for you!"
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"Kids... they always do things the hard way."
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"And your Grand Lakes University Hooters!"
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"and it should be pretty great. His parties usually are."
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"It sounds like fun. I wish my dad were more like yours."
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"Good luck, buddy. Let's get them."
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"Yeah. Thanks, Melon. I'd wish you luck, too..."
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"Diane!"
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"I can't imagine what you can possibly see in that man."
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"Where you been? I called you a hundred times."
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"I made four dates with your answering machine."
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