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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"Did you read mine yet?"
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"I'm throwing a party in our room tonight..."
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"First diver for Grand Lakes University..."
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"Chas Osbourne."
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"Hey, Coach! How are ya? How you doin', huh?"
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"This is always the best party of the year."
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"I don't know. Some big event at the dorms."
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"Hey, baby!"
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"Walking with a dead man over my shoulder"
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"If I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to."
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"or the I'm going blind thing?"
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"Oh, It's the deaf thing. Maybe this will cheer you up."
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"Derek! Get up, will ya?"
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"Jason, it's a party. What's your story?"
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"What's the matter? The swim meet?"
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"You're right, Dad. It doesn't matter, Dad!"
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"Everybody, make some noise, have some fun!"
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"You there."
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"The whole world is there. It's the best thing..."
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"that's ever happened to me in my whole life!"
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"This is disgraceful. I should phone security."
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"Yeah. Cool!"
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"It's only me, only me"
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"Say when."
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"Well!"
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"- Hi there. - Hi!"
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"- What's your favorite subject? - Poetry."
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"I think he's in there."
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"Thanks."
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"Excuse me. Has anyone seen Thornton Melon?"
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"Diane!"
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"Say hello to my nieces."
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"Jason? There you are. I was looking all over for you."
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"Shit. Swim meet."
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"Why are you acting like this?"
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"Grow up, Valerie. You think this is real?"
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"This is something you do to pass the time..."
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"till you go out in the real world and start buying people."
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"Let's go for a walk and talk this out."
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"will you just get your ass outta here?"
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"What a surprise. Another shit-faced Melon."
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"Do I gotta knock your teeth down your throat?"
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"Easy. Your father isn't here to back you up this time."
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"I'm leaving school, Dad. One of us has gotta go."
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"You're having such a great time. I'm getting out."
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"Because you didn't win the diving meet?"
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"Chas told me you bribed the coach..."
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"What? And you believed him. I never lied to you in my life."
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"Dad, you don't get it."
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"Everything I have is because of you..."
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"and because of you..."
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"I just want the best for you. That's all I ever wanted."
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"I did it all for you."
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"I know, but you don't know when to quit."
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"I know you came here to help me, and I really appreciate it..."
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"Can't you let me just do something for myself?"
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"'Cause I was a lot happier when I was miserable."
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"I enjoyed reading that, Susan."
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"It's a nice improvement. Thank you."
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"Diane, why'd you fail me?"
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"- Is it because of last night? - No. I can accept the fact..."
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"What do you think, someone else wrote this?"
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"All I know is that you didn't. That's what disappoints me."
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"Whoever did write it..."
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"I'm going to stop payment on the check."
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"Kurt, do you read lips? Fuck you!"
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"Here's some more potentially bad news."
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"Dean Martin wants to see you in his office right away."
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"Dean Martin."
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"And she said, Let's do it. The room's already paid for."
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"Oh, golly. I'm afraid we have..."
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"a potentially unpleasant situation on our hands here."
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"Phil, would you repeat to Mr. Melon..."
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"the allegations that you've made to me?"
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"It's clear the work you've handed in is not your own."
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"Fraud is such an ugly word..."
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"considering the financial generosity..."
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"Well, Thornton..."
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"I'm only going to ask you this one time."
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"I can't lie to you, Dean Martin."
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"- Phil? - I'm outraged."
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"Gee whiz, Phil! I just asked the man..."
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"I suggest a comprehensive oral examination..."
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"there should be no problem, should there?"
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"Come here. I want to tell you something."
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"What?"
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"You were pretty hard on your father last night."
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"I know your pop thirty years. He understands."
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"He's a nice guy, and he's tough."
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"Like me. I'm nice, and I'm tough."
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"My two boys... I put one through college..."
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"and the other I put through a wall."
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"Your papa loves you."
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"He's lookin' out for ya. Look out for him."
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"What's goin' on?"
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"I'm leavin'. I'm sorry, Jason."
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"This college thing was a big mistake."
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"- So you're gonna give up? - I can't win."
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"If I don't take them, they'll kick me out."
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"And if I take 'em, who knows where they'll kick me."
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"I can't do it."
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"You can do anything you want to do."
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"You can do anything you want in life."
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"Remember, you're a Melon."
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"Before we begin..."
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"for taking time out of his/her extremely busy schedule."
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"And a special thanks, of course, to Mr. Thornton Melon..."
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"We're wasting time."
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"Sorry, Phil."
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"Now, Mr. Melon, you'll have three hours..."
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"If you fail any part of it, you will be expelled."
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"Mr. Melon, do you understand?"
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"- The Council of Trent. - Excuse me?"
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"I missed the question."
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"We haven't begun yet."
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"I have only one question for Mr. Melon..."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Discuss the foundations of modern global business systems."
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"as pertains to: A... management fundamentals;"
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"B... organizing and staffing;"
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