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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"You want to work in the shop with me, huh?"
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"Remember... you're a Meloni."
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"Well, let's face it. Are you fat?"
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"Yeah, I seen it."
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"Do I look fat in it?"
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"Pocahontas, how are you? Ophelia, hold some of my calls."
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"Yes, sir, Mr. Melon."
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"Morning."
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"Show it as a capital gain. We should do great."
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"The toy division has come up with a new doll idea..."
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"We think it's a winner."
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"But keep the unit cost under five bucks."
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"- Later. My son's on the phone. - But, Mr. Melon!"
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"Well, right now, we're between semesters..."
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"It's our fifth anniversary."
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"Whoa, Dad. She's not my mother, she's your wife..."
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"I'll tell you what. I'll come up there to see you."
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"No. Bad. Bad idea."
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"I got this big dive meet coming up."
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"I'll come down for a visit next break I get, OK?"
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"we'll get ourselves a new towel boy."
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"Home sweet home."
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"Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache."
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"Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years."
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"And, Peter, I thought you were still in Portofino."
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"Oh, Ramon, you look fantastic."
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"I thought you were still in Tijuana."
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"My own house, I can't get a beer."
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"It's all right. I'll get it myself."
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"Mr. Melon."
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"We was just..."
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"You too, huh? She's showin' it to everybody."
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"- She's very proud of it. - I'm proud of mine, too."
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"I don't wave it around at parties."
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"- It's an exceptional painting. - Oh, the painting."
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"I hate small food, you know?"
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"Hi there, sir. How are you?"
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"You should try my Tall and Fat stores."
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"May I speak to you privately, please?"
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"Watch my sandwich, will you?"
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"and you've gone out of your way to ruin this party."
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"Party? Are you kiddin'? It's a dog show out there."
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"and to suck up to you for donations."
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"Another classy one, huh?"
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"We're going up to that college to see my son!"
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"Look, there's Greek letters. That must be the house."
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"Beats me. Don't you know any Greek?"
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"Jimmy Pitsos, remember him? He had an ugly wife..."
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"Hey, I need some help here!"
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"Take it easy, honey! I didn't see a thing."
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"Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon."
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"Here, a little something for the kids."
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"- Take that, it's OK. - I don't have any kids."
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"No kids? Well, here, get yourself some kids."
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"the best thing about kids is making 'em."
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"but look how bad the job market is."
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"See you guys."
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"Look how tight her ass is today."
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"Oh, man. You think there's any way..."
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"- No. - Oh, thanks."
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"It's this whole stupid capitalist system, you know?"
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"I hate the whole bourgeois mentality of this school."
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"- or do you actually read this? - I read this. It's Karl Marx."
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"I'll bet you did, huh?"
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"Who's this?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. This is my roommate."
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"That's Derek Lutz."
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"This is the dad, and that's Lou."
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"When I used to fall asleep in high school."
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"- I'm droppin' out. - You're droppin' out?"
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"Dad, last semester I got nothing but Cs."
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"gettin' a job or something."
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"You never went to college. Look how great you're doin'."
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"I mean just what I said."
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"I'm going to college. What do you think?"
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"What do I think? I think you're nuts."
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"I'm going to college!"
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"Grand Lakes University of ours as a freshman?"
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"of our business community."
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"from the crème de la crème..."
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"since you have no high school diploma..."
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"and no transcripts of any kind, no S.A.T. Scores..."
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"how can this university ever see its way clear..."
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"and the business of an educational institution..."
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"such as ours is to create young minds..."
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"I don't think that selling admission..."
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"to an obviously unqualified student..."
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"in all fairness to Mr. Melon here..."
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"undermining the efforts of our legitimate students..."
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"Hard work?"
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"I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Melon."
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"Mr. Melon, will you take the ceremonial shovel?"
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"Thank you."
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"We're gonna get on the astronomy line..."
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"No, don't push anybody around."
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"I'm just upset because they closed botany."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"- Hey, Valerie. - Hi."
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"God, you look great."
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"Thanks. Are you taking astronomy, too?"
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"Melon, buddy?"
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"Melon, your friend... straighten him out."
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"but until that day, take a hike..."
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"I'll see you at the pool."
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"He's out there!"
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"Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!"
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"Oh, yeah, we got it."
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"Good. What's with the used books?"
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"- What's wrong with used books? - They've already been read."
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"and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education."
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"The stupid clod thinks he can buy his way out of the gutter."
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"Oh, Philip."
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"Got a hot tub in there!"
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"11:00? No good."
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"I got a massage at 11:00. Tell them to make it 2:00."
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"All right, settle down, people."
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"with a lot of useless theories..."
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"we'll set up an efficient administrative..."
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"and executive structure..."
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"I think you'll find it very interesting and a lot of fun."
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