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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"I've been doing a great deal of thinking lately."
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"I've been thinking about us."
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"we should start thinking about forming a..."
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"well, um..."
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"A merger?"
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"A partnership. Seriously, Diane..."
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"we're both intelligent, well-educated adults."
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"I don't want to be merged or incorporated."
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"I want to have fun and be romanced and be loved."
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"So let's not rush into anything."
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"Let's just start by having fun, OK?"
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"Hey, how are you? What's happening?"
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"A lot of people are talking about your dad, man."
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"I wonder why."
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"They have lockers."
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"Next thing you know, you're showering with the fellas."
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"And the next thing you know..."
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"Wait a minute. I'll be right down."
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"I'm lookin' for the fountain of middle age."
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"What's your story?"
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"I'm setting the new record for the most consecutive losses..."
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"- That your kid? - Yeah."
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"Who coached him in high school?"
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"Atlantic City. The Steel Pier. I was in the water show."
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"I used to open for the diving horse."
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"I practically spent my entire life on that pier."
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"called the Triple Lindy."
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"Hardest dive I ever saw in my life."
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"I don't joke about dives."
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"Especially that one. It almost killed me."
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"Nah, nobody can. It's too dangerous."
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"You know, he tried out for the team last semester."
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"He didn't do that good."
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"Not that good, huh? Watch this."
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"Jason, do the two and a half!"
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"My main Melon. Come on, man..."
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"such as football is, in fact..."
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"It sounds like a lot of laughs..."
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"but I'm supposed to meet my dad and study."
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"if you change your mind, pal, you know where I'll be."
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"Excuse me."
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"What is the Oort system and what does it tell us?"
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"What? I'm sorry."
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"Oh, Oort, Oort."
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"would you do my astronomy homework..."
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"for the rest of the semester?"
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"Hi, Mr. Melon."
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"Oh, you can call me Thornton."
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"Your friend looks a little strange."
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"What lovely girls."
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"How would you like a life of luxury and deceit?"
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"Come on, join us in a beer. OK?"
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"One, two."
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"Honey, come here. I need 2 more glasses for the girls..."
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"And then bring one every ten minutes."
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"I thought we were gonna go..."
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"to the planetarium and look at a lot of stars."
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"No. I was gonna meet my dad there..."
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"Twist and shout"
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"Come on and work it on out"
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"You know you twist it, little girl"
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"Lower, baby, lower."
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"Shake it, shake it, baby"
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"Come on and shake it, shake it, shake it, baby"
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"- Shake it now - Shake it"
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"Jason, what are you doing here?"
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"We were supposed to study, remember, in the library?"
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"The library. I was supposed to be there."
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"Chas, check it out."
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"Hey, Clark."
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"Interesting little rally you guys had tonight."
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"Yeah? Well, you came to the right place..."
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"because guess who's here... Derek Lutz."
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"Hey, Lutz!"
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"You know who I am?"
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"Let me see..."
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"small cranium, 1,300 C.C. Brain..."
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"Neanderthal man."
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"You... I want you to call his mother."
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"You tell her he's never coming home."
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"Look how many people got blue hair these days."
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"Shut up, meathead."
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"Take it easy, will ya?"
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"I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head."
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"and when I get upset, he gets physical."
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"Now you do."
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"Lou, where you been?"
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"- Well, you look terrible. - No, I'm all right."
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"It's Lou I'm worried about. He may lose his trigger finger."
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"Why did you have to take on the whole football team?"
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"The football team at my high school was tough."
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"After they sacked the quarterback..."
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"they went after his family."
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"This morning we're going to look at The Great Gatsby..."
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"Mr. Melon, how would you characterize The Great Gatsby?"
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"Who, him?"
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"Me."
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"Well, The Great Gatsby, he was..."
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"great."
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"I mean, please, try to understand."
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"He threw the teacher out the window."
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"I know what I need. I need a tutor."
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"All right, Mr. Melon."
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"- Thanks. - Please be on time."
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"Everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned;"
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"The best lack all conviction..."
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"while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
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"There's a lot of other stuff here."
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"Yeats goes on and on... and here's the finish."
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"slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"
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"What does that make you think of?"
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"Rough beast. My ex-wife."
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"Well, that's one interpretation."
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"Not the right one, but it's a start."
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"Surely a man of your age and experience..."
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"must have read some of the things on my list."
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"- What about Macbeth? - I saw the movie."
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"Orson Welles. Great actor, big actor."
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"He was a Tall and Fat customer for years."
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"- Streetcar Named Desire. - Great movie. Marlon Brando."
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