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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"I want to talk to you about my schedule."
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"We'll go over it later."
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"Well, boys, what do you think?"
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"How can you study if you're not relaxed?"
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"When's our first class?"
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"We got economics tomorrow at 11:00."
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"All right, 11:00. But I'm gonna talk to that dean."
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"These classes can be a real inconvenience."
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"the quick and the dead."
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"we're going to jump right in with both feet..."
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"and create a fictional company from the ground up."
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"We'll construct our physical plant..."
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"then we'll manufacture our product and market it."
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"So, let's start by looking at construction costs..."
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"of our new factory."
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"What's the product?"
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"That is immaterial..."
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"Tape recorders? Are you kiddin'?"
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"What's a widget?"
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"On the board, you will see a cost analysis..."
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"for construction of a 30,000 square-foot facility..."
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"and is fully serviced by all utilities..."
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"a railroad spur line and a four-bay shipping dock."
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"at a buck and a quarter, a buck and a half a square foot."
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"Take your down payment and put it into CDs..."
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"or something else you can roll over every couple of months."
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"Thank you, Mr. Melon..."
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"a little later in the term."
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"For the time being, let's just concentrate..."
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"of not just the material and construction costs..."
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"but also the architects' fees and the cost of land servicing."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Like what, for instance?"
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"First of all, you have to grease the local politicians..."
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"for the sudden zoning problems that always come up."
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"Then there's the kickbacks to the carpenters."
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"a little chat with you, and that'll cost you."
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"Don't forget a little something for the building inspectors."
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"I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business..."
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"but I assure you it's not the boy scouts."
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"Maybe bribes and kickbacks..."
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"and Mafia payoffs are how you do business..."
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"but they are not part of the legitimate business world..."
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"and they're certainly not part of anything..."
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"Now, notwithstanding Mr. Melon's input..."
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"the next question for us is where to build our factory."
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"My first class. I did good, huh?"
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"You better cool it with Dr. Barbay."
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"Know what he knows how to do? Flunk you."
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"Well, he's really committed."
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"I'm Professor Turgeson."
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"I know a lot of people think history is just facts..."
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"just information about the past, but not me."
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"The way a Christian takes the Bible..."
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"The way a lot of people hold their marriage sacred."
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"That's how I feel about it. So why don't we dive right in..."
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"by interpreting one of the easiest events..."
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"in the last twenty years of American history."
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"Now, can someone tell me..."
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"why, in 1975, we pulled our troops out of Vietnam?"
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"The failure of Vietnamization to win popular support..."
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"caused an ongoing erosion of confidence..."
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"in the various American... but illegal... Saigon regimes."
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"'Cause I know that's the popular version..."
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"I know a lot of people like to believe that."
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"I wish I could, but I was there."
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"I wasn't here in a classroom..."
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"hoping I was right, thinking about it."
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"I was up to my knees in rice paddies..."
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"doin' drugs, listening to the goddamn Beatle albums!"
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"Hey, Professor, take it easy, will ya?"
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"These kids were in grade school at the time."
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"I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover."
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"Well, I didn't know you wanted to get involved..."
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"You remember that thing we had about thirty years ago..."
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"called the Korean conflict?"
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"How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel..."
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"and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China..."
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"and take it apart brick by brick..."
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"How come? Tell me? Why? Say it! Say it!"
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"All right, I'll say it."
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"'Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp..."
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"to let MacArthur go in and blow out those commie bastards!"
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"I'm gonna be watching you."
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"Good teacher. He really seems to care."
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"About what, I have no idea."
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"College is all right, I'll tell you that."
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"You're tall and fat."
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"Yeah, you're short and ugly. Give me the pen back, will ya?"
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"Boys, how are ya?"
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"And Gibraltar is a girl..."
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"Yes, when I put the rose in my hair..."
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"Or shall I wear red?"
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"Yes. And how he kissed me under the Moorish wall..."
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"well, as well him as another."
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"Yes. And then he asked me would I yes to say yes."
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"My mountain flower."
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"And first I put my arms around him, yes..."
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"and drew him down to me..."
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"and his heart was going like mad, and yes..."
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"I think Joyce is pretty hot, too."
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"for the semester. See what else turns you on."
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"Dad, she is the teacher."
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"Don't you think maybe you should just take some notes?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I gave away all my pens."
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"I'm sorry. I need this back."
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"Here's a calendar for you."
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"Oh, hiya."
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"Hello, Mr. Melon. You waiting for me?"
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"You're not the usual freshman, but I'm sorry, I can't."
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"The thing is, I'm sort of going with someone."
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"That's a good question."
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"- How about tomorrow night? - I have class then, too."
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"I'll tell you what, then."
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"All right. Maybe I will."
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"Hello, Philip."
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"What did he want?"
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"He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman..."
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"No, just dinner, Philip."
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