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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"that's the greeting we get. Come here, will ya?"
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"How ya doin' there?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm really glad to see you..."
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"but I wish I knew you were coming."
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"- They said you weren't a member. - I can explain that."
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"They also told me you're not on the diving team."
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"They said you were the towel boy."
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"- I can explain that, too. - OK, explain it."
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"Jason, you don't lie to me. You lie to girls."
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"- Is that your real hair? - What do you think?"
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"I think you're trying to get back at your parents."
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"Show me the campus. I want to talk to you."
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"Oh, good."
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"Boy, what a great-lookin' place."
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"No matter what."
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"You just got here. You just started."
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"I don't fit in, you know? I got one friend... Derek."
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"He's got no friends."
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"The girls don't like me, the fraternities don't want me."
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"The diving coach won't even talk to me."
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"Look at it this way..."
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"at least you're getting an education."
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"A, B, C... you're in the top three."
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"I don't care how rich and successful a man is."
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"Without an education, he's nothing."
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"I mean, stay in school. Study harder."
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"You can be whatever you want to be."
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"You want to be a loser, be a loser."
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"You want to be a winner, be a winner."
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"Remember, you're a Melon!"
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"Nuts, huh? Who made the rules? Come here. I'm going to college!"
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"You wish to enter this widely esteemed..."
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"That's right, Dean Martin."
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"- Are you comfortable? - I'm fine, yeah."
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"Oh, the chair. I'm sorry."
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"This is an awkward moment for me, Mr. Melon..."
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"since I realize you're a highly respected member..."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Our student body here is handpicked by me..."
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"of students all across this great land of ours."
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"That's one of the things I like about this place."
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"Yes. The point is, though..."
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"to accept you as a student?"
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"As Calvin Coolidge once said..."
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"The business of America is business..."
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"that understand that the business of America..."
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"So, whatever it is that I have said here today..."
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"the point is that we are here to honor..."
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"our most generous benefactor..."
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"and newest freshman..."
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"the man who's made it possible..."
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"Mr. Thornton Melon."
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"Dean Martin, great speech."
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"And a little monkey business."
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"Oh, Philip. I'm so glad you could make it."
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"who's the dean of our school of business."
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"that I am totally against this."
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"is very ethical or honorable."
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"Right, Phil, but I'd just like to say..."
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"It's a simple matter of this man's presence..."
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"who are here as a result of hard work."
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"Listen, Sherlock, while you were tucked away up here..."
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"working on your ethics, I was out there..."
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"is 'cause guys like me donate buildings."
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"I don't think Dr. Barbay understands..."
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"the actual amounts that are involved here."
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"And dig into the symbolic dirt."
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"I hereby dedicate this building to... myself."
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"Now, Dad, it's just like we talked about."
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"You sign up for whatever interests you, OK?"
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"before it closes up. See you later."
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"Look at this. This is worse than the track."
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"You want me to move some people for you?"
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"Come on. I got an idea."
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"Did you get everything you want?"
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"but then they canceled my Ancient Greek."
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"Just blew my whole dead languages motif."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Those bastards!"
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"Well, I'm not that upset."
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"At least, I won't be if I get into astronomy."
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"You want to cut into line with us?"
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"Yes. Yeah, I would."
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"Great. All right."
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"Oh, this is Derek."
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"Hi."
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"I'm Valerie Desmond."
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"- I'm Jason Melon. - Hi."
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"Yeah, I guess so."
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"But for some reason, they want us to take a science."
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"You mind if I sneak in the line with you?"
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"Actually, these guys were nice enough to let me in..."
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"Whaddaya say? Let me in, OK?"
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"Maybe if you got a note from each of these people..."
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"saying that it was all right, then we'd reconsider..."
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"I won't forget this, Melon."
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"- Bye, Val. - Bye."
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"Thank you. I'm dead."
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"- You're kidding! - I'm not kidding! Just go!"
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"I don't know, kid."
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"All I know is I'm supposed to pick him up here."
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"- When? - Now."
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"Come on, let's register."
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"Hey, you guys get everything you need?"
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"And they've already been underlined."
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"The guy who underlined them could have been a maniac."
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"Get these guys some new books."
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"Charge it to me, too. Here, pick a card."
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"And I'm taking four of those school sweaters..."
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"a bunch of pennants, some of those beer mugs..."
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"a few of these fuzz balls you cheer with, and..."
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"You, too, honey. I'd like to tame your shrew."
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"- Who is that? - That is Mr. Thornton Melon..."
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"the world's oldest living freshman..."
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"I don't think so. He was just having fun."
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"Hey, Mr. M! You're all set. We've been working all night."
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"We got it all done."
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"Add a few hundred to the bill and throw your boys a party."
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"You know what you got, Mr. M? You got class."
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"You got it."
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