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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"- I tried, Pop. I can't do it. - Then try harder!"
Back to School (1986)
"You can do anything in life you want to do."
Back to School (1986)
"Hi there. Are you a large person?"
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"Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps?"
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"When you go jogging, do you leave potholes?"
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"Do you look at a menu and say, OK?"
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"Well, now you can eat all you want..."
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"husky, stout, extra-stout and the new Hindenburg line."
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"And for you ladies, we have caftans, muumuus..."
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"So take it from me, Thornton Melon..."
Back to School (1986)
"if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people."
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"Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat... 150 locations across America."
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"Lou, did you see the new spot?"
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"You could lose a couple of pounds."
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"I gotta get bigger actors."
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"Good morning, everyone."
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"and we feel you should sell."
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"No. Hold it for one more year, take the depreciation..."
Back to School (1986)
"then transfer title to the California Corporation."
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"to go along with our children's clothing line."
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"We call them Melon Patch Kids."
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"Now, the competition exploits the notion..."
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"The Melon Patch Kids are not orphans."
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"They're abandoned."
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"OK, go with it."
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"Last year, we took a bath on those Chubby Tubby Tub toys."
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"- Jason's on the phone. - Jason."
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"OK, everybody, take a break."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Melon, but we have a very long agenda."
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"Beat it, punk."
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"Jason, how are you?"
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"How you doin'? How's the diving going?"
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"Oh, it's great. We just finished up practice."
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"Oh, keep it up, keep it up! And the fraternity..."
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"What do you think? Yeah, it's great."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"You're not doing too much, are you? You studying?"
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"No classes? Then come home."
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"Tonight, your mother and I are having a big party."
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"OK, let's not start that again."
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"- It's a rotten time. - OK. I understand."
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"OK, Jason."
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"Take care of yourself. I love you."
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"Melon, I told you to clean my locker."
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"- I liked the old house better. - So did I."
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"I liked the old wife better, too."
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"And you know what a lousy day yesterday was."
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"Please don't throw your clothes on the Breuer chair."
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"I have absolutely nothing to wear."
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"Are you saying I spend too much money?"
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"You, spend too much money? No."
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"Lots of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed."
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"You have no taste, Thornton."
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"You're right. I married you, didn't I?"
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"I don't have time to argue."
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"Our friends will be here any minute."
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"You mean your friends."
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"They are my friends, and I'd like to keep them."
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"So please, just behave yourself tonight."
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"Why haven't you called?"
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"- Excuse me, señor? - Nothing. It's all right."
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"Mrs. Melon gave us strict orders... no cerveza."
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"Iooking for some cocktail napkins."
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"Where? Under her dress?"
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"You're impossible."
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"And you're easy."
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"I love Klimt, don't you?"
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"Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt."
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"Yeah. Drink up, enjoy yourself, huh?"
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"Look out, coming through. Hot stuff. Look out."
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"I'd like you to meet Mr. And Mrs. Stuyvesant."
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"Right, right."
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"Never mind. I got my own here. It's all right."
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"Millicent, you look charming. I love your dress."
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"Don't you, Thornton?"
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"It's such a lovely shade of green."
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"I can't take any more of this!"
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"You've insulted our friends, you've insulted me..."
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"Your friends, they come here for free food, free booze..."
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"You have no class, Thornton, and I am tired of it."
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"I want a divorce."
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"Divorce. I knew we had something in common."
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"Here, sign these."
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"I'm afraid it's not gonna be that easy, honey."
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"This is gonna cost you... plenty!"
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"Let's talk about class a minute, all right?"
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"Classy, isn't it?"
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"Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room."
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"This one I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio..."
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"Hey, wait! I got more!"
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"What happened in there?"
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"What happened?"
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"I got rid of Vanessa. I feel like I just got paroled."
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"I'll tell you what bothers me..."
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"I let her come between me and Jason."
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"Lou, pack our bags."
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"Boy, will Jason be surprised."
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"Is that an amigo or a unicorn?"
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"Hello, hello!"
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"Jason, where are you?"
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"Buddy, I'm talking to you. I need some help here!"
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"You're perfect."
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"Yeah, but a great view. You're all right, officer."
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"what do I do then? There's the private sector..."
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"There's Valerie Desmond."
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"she would ever go out with me?"
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"It's set up to heap rewards..."
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"and to make sure that two regular schmoes..."
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"like you and me never get a date with girls like Valerie Desmond."
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"Let me ask you something else, man."
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"Do you make this bullshit up as you go along..."
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"Famous book. Proletarian Chicks in Bondage."
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"It's a Condom House book. Comes with a leather hood."
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"Is that the one with the pictures?"
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"- Can I borrow that? - Let's move on."
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"Well, no, it's, you know..."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, you know."
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"Dad, what are you doin' here?"
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"I'm robbin' your room, that's what I'm doin' here."
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"We drive 300 miles to see the kid..."
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