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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"- Yo, Dad. - Jason, hold it, will ya?"
Back to School (1986)
"Listen, everybody. Let's see As across the board."
Back to School (1986)
"Oh, never mind."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the visiting team..."
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"- Hey, there's your boy! - Jason!"
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"While the teams are warming up, we'd like to remind you..."
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"that all proceeds from the refreshment stands..."
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"go to your student government."
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"Glad you could come. Listen."
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"I'd love to come, except for I have a date."
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"Oh. Well, hey, bring him along."
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"It's OK. You just both come by."
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"I'll really try."
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"Hey, Chas."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"I figured since he bought your way onto the team..."
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"he probably bought off the judges, too."
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"Oh, there's Thornton."
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"I'm sorry I missed you. Things have been so hectic."
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"I've been reading midterm papers and grading exams."
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"and you better be there."
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"I'm sorry. I have a date with Philip tonight."
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"Melon."
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"What's going on?"
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"- We're thinkin' of going over. - To Melon's? Are you nuts?"
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"Why don't we go?"
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"Jason said it would be great. It might be fun."
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"Haven't you ever messed up?"
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"No."
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"I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go"
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"Nice look. What are you going for?"
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"Forget about it. It's history."
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"Come on, will ya? Snap into it!"
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"They're just blowing off steam."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Look at that!"
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"Listen to that racket."
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"Oh, Philip."
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"Good. Apparently I'm not the only one around here..."
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"Don't run away"
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"It's only me"
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"Don't be afraid"
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"Hey, Bubbles, come over here, will ya?"
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"Excuse me. Have you seen Thornton Melon?"
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"Wait a minute!"
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"Jesus, you think I care about the swim meet?"
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"I mean, it's just a stupid college game."
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"Oh, you do?"
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"There you are."
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"Don't!"
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"Are you OK?"
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"Hey, come here. Where ya goin'?"
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"Why? I don't get it."
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"You were on the team because you deserve it."
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"You made it on your own."
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"and it's really sweet, and it's really not working."
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"but you won't pass my course by turning in someone else's work."
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"doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut."
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"And another thing, Vonnegut."
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"What's that? Fuck me?"
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"Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum."
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"I think he's on a three-state killing spree."
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"I'm accusing you of academic fraud."
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"Is the work that you turned in your own?"
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"if the work was his, and he said yes."
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"What do you want me to do, torture him?"
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"Oral examination?"
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"Yes. If you've done the work you say you have..."
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"Hey, Lou. How you doin'?"
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"I'll give you an idea what I mean."
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"Hey, Dad, you remember what you told me..."
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"Don't quit. I'll help you."
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"I would just like to thank each and every professor here..."
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"who I don't have to remind anyone is the donor..."
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"I'd like to break him in 27 parts."
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"of capitalism, socialism and communism..."
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"Yeah. It's a piece o' cake."
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"Jason?"
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"I wanted to apologize for the other night..."
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"for your behavior and the things you said."
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"and I really have been for a very long time."
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"but..."
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"Are you aware that that's the most..."
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"Except, of course, for the time that you were ravingly drunk."
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"Mr. Melon?"
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"the Dylan Thomas poem..."
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"Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night?"
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"Old age should burn and rage..."
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"Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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"they grieved it on its way."
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"Do not go gentle into that good night."
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"It means..."
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"I don't take shit from no one."
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"You know what you almost never see?"
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"Somebody heckling a diver."
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"She's with me."
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"patting myself on the back if I were you."
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"no matter what you think, you will always be a crude..."
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"Chas Osbourne..."
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"Jason Melon."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Coach Turnbull, you got another eligible diver?"
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"Thornton Melon."
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"I'll bring it to you."
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"There will be an additional springboard installed..."
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"for Melon's dive, the Triple Lindy."
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"I guess there's nothing you can't do."
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"I would like to introduce our speaker today."
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"in the history of this fine institution..."
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"Mr. Thornton Melon."
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"Thank you, Dean Martin, President Sinclair..."
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"I have only one thing to say to you today..."
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"it's a jungle out there."
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"And so, to all you graduates..."
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"What kind of marks is these?"
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"I don't want to go to college."
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"Listen to me."
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"I said it once, and I'll say it again..."
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"if he don't got an education, he's got nothing."
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