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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"let's say we're making tape recorders."
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"The Japs will kill us on the labor costs."
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"Take it easy. It's the first day."
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"which will encompass both factory and office space..."
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"Oh, you left out a bunch of stuff."
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"And if you plan on using any cement in this building..."
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"There's the long-term costs, such as waste disposal."
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"That will be quite enough, Mr. Melon."
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"I'm teaching in this class. Do I make myself clear?"
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"Sorry. Just trying to help. That's all."
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"Dr. Barbay, he don't know dick."
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"He really tells it like it ain't."
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"Great attitude. Do you know where your next class is?"
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"Contemporary American history. Professor Turgeson."
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"Welcome to Contemporary American history."
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"Is she right?"
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"of what went on there."
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"with guns that didn't work, going up against Charlie..."
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"were back here partyin', puttin' headbands on..."
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"But since you want to help, maybe you can help me, OK?"
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"and nuke them back into the fuckin' stone age forever?"
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"I like the way you think."
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"Hey, buddy, be my guest. Here's a pen."
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"Boys, here's a couple of pens, in case you learn how to write."
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"You do those obnoxious commercials."
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"like the Andalusian girls used."
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"And then I ask him with my eyes to ask again."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Thanks for the vote of confidence."
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"I'd like to run down the reading list..."
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"What a woman."
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"I know. I like teachers."
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"If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again."
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"but what do you say you and I have dinner tonight?"
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"We could talk about Joyce. She's my favorite writer."
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"Oh, what do all men want?"
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"tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?"
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"Look at the balance sheet. We were made for one another."
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"Hi!"
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"What's happening?"
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"Come on, let's go, huh?"
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"That was pretty good."
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"Next time, hold the pike a little longer."
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"What's a guy your age doing here with these kids?"
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"Yours truly."
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"So, where did you learn how to dive?"
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"You're kiddin'. I'm from Jersey."
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"- Who was that guy? - Yours truly."
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"You're kiddin'."
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"Boy, you were somethin' else."
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"Hey, can your kid do that dive?"
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"there's a pep rally for the football team."
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"- Let's go. We're there. - Whoa, wait. What is this?"
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"to point out that a violent ground acquisition game..."
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"a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war."
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"He's supposed to be here already."
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"OK, well..."
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"If I change my mind, I'll seek psychiatric help."
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"Astronomy, chapter two."
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"Oort was this scientist, and he figured out..."
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"You look thrilled. It's not my theory."
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"he's only the second generation that's standing up straight."
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"every seven minutes till somebody passes out."
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"I had no idea this was gonna be astrophysics."
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"It's not that hard. You'll get it."
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"It's not hard for you, because you're smart."
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"You're smart, too."
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"Yeah, but you're, like, smart smart."
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"That's the spot, baby."
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"What am I doing here? What are you doing here?"
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"I'm gonna kill them little pinheads."
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"protruding supra-orbital ridges..."
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"Yeah? Want to make something of it?"
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"You got a problem?"
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"No, I haven't got a problem."
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"They're not that tough."
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"No, you."
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"See me after class, Mr. Melon."
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"I don't have the background for this."
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"The high school I went to..."
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"What do you say? Come on."
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"You got some spare time."
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"I'll be on time."
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"What rough beast, its hour come round at last..."
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"Great actor, extra stout. He was a customer, too."
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"is so you can experience them for yourself..."
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"the common feelings of all mankind..."
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"You can't work on an empty stomach."
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"Oh, great. Company."
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"Actually, I was married twice."
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"I was just lonely, I guess."
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"I don't know. I can't figure women out."
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"I think it's the men who are different."
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"to show you how sensitive they are."
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"No, with women, I never cry. Never."
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"I beg."
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"you won't have to beg."
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"Me, too. And thanks for the lesson."
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"Oh, that's it."
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"You haven't studied five minutes since you got here."
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"He's an attendant in the men's room."
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"'cause I just made... ta da... the diving team."
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"Just 'cause you're in love with Dr. Turner..."
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"You got a major paper coming up on Kurt Vonnegut."
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"I tried."
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"Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon."
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"Excuse me. Dr. Barazini?"
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"Oh, yes, Thornton Melon. I know you."
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"Oh, of course. Good to see you."
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"You'll get used to that."
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"in the tape machine every hour and observe the animals."
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"- OK, fine. - All righty."
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"And I have to talk to Peterson, the accountant."
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"In doing so, he disrupted..."
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"I'm taking notes for Mr. Melon."
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"no matter what stunts you pull..."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Where's the lab report on psychology?"
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"Bulk it up and add a few multicolored graphs."
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