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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"it was a really big check."
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"busting my hump in the real world."
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"And the reason guys like you got a place to teach..."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"'Cause we're already waiting."
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"Look, Chas, there's a lot of people waiting."
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"you elitist fraternity scumbag."
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"Where is he?"
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"That's the problem."
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"Hey, folks, it's on me! Shakespeare for everyone, OK?"
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"We've got a lot to cover, and time is short."
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"Then let's just say they're widgets."
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"Hold it, hold it. Why build? You're better off leasing..."
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"You'll see the final bottom line requires the factoring in..."
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"Flunk me? Flunk him."
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"In fact, I think he was. Just keep your head down..."
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"The way a farmer looks at the Earth and holds it sacred."
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"slugging it out with him, while pussies like you..."
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"with the discussion, Mr. Helper."
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"Good answer. Good answer."
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"- I know you. - Oh, yeah? Here's a pen."
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"Honey, here's a pen."
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"so he could feel my breasts all perfumed, yes..."
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"I said, yes, I will, yes."
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"And now that I've got your attention..."
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"Oh. Where you going?"
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"Why don't you call me when you have no class?"
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"Are you jealous of Thornton Melon?"
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"Certainly not."
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"- And? - And I think..."
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"We should be together. Incorporated, if you will."
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"Oh, Philip, you darling."
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"Not bad."
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"All right, let's see one more."
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"All right."
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"by a diving coach in this conference."
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"Hey, remember, hold that pike longer."
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"Not bad."
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"Thanks, that helps a lot."
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"Who, Lou? Lou's an animal. Why, in his family..."
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"- Yeah, OK. - OK."
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"One, two."
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"Work it on out, honey"
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"Do you study at the library every night?"
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"but he must be studying at the dorm."
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"Come on, come on, come on, baby"
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"Not that low, baby."
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"OK, go ahead."
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"Whoa, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy?"
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"Oh, no. I never get physical. I just get upset..."
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"I'm getting my ass kicked all over the place!"
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"It serves you guys right."
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"How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?"
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"I saw the movie. Burl lves."
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"without the interference of your actor and director..."
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"I got an idea."
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"My first wife, Jason's mother, I really loved her."
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"Today, they're independent."
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"I don't believe this."
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"I learned a lot."
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"Well, I guess this is good night."
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"Yeah."
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"A very good night."
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"We were kids, his room was always in order."
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"Want to come in? Dad?"
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"how to read and write."
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"Oh, thanks. And, Marge, I need..."
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"No."
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"Yes, he did."
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"Good."
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"you will never, ever pass this course."
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"I took care of you, too."
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"I want to write that paper. I'm gonna write that paper."
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"the Northern University Wildcats!"
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"Bring him along. We may run out of ice."
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"The heavy, disassociated artist thing..."
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"Oh, do me!"
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"You look like the poster boy for birth control."
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"Hey, buddy!"
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"What's that noise?"
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"The Melon man is throwing the greatest party of all time!"
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"Intellectual curiosity, Philip."
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"Of what you can't see"
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"Right after this drink."
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"Hey, what's a bath without Bubbles?"
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"That's what I call marine biology."
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"It's just bullshit."
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"I know you don't think like that."
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"Oh, Christ, Osbourne..."
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"Jason! I was lookin' for ya."
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"to put me on the team. Real good!"
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"I just want to see you happy."
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"I think Mr. Melon should be expelled."
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"Yes, it is."
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"Hey, Jase."
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"I know, but the guy doesn't understand."
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"They want me to take oral exams in all my subjects."
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"in 27 parts."
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"No, nothin', nothin'."
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"the three economic philosophies..."
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"C... labor management;"
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"And I'm really in love with you..."
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"I can't take it no more."
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"Wait a minute, Thornton."
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"Thornton, what does that poem mean to you?"
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"I wouldn't break my arm..."
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"obnoxious, nouveau riche little phlebe..."
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"Melon's dive has put the Hooters back in this meet."
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"Melon! We need ya!"
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"He's on my substitute roster..."
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"That was great!"
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"Who gave me the A?"
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"- I did. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Thank you very much."
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"You call this a report card?"
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"because at Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat stores..."
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"All right? Look, I gotta go, OK?"
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"All we have is martinis and champagne."
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"No offense."
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"- I lied. - Great. That explains it, huh?"
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