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Clips from Back to School (1986)

"this is the way I always pictured it."
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"and you're 30 to 40 years older than our average freshman..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine."
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"I don't think so, Osbourne."
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"We'll see how much fun he is then."
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"And me..."
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"Me and Standish and Redding are doing the anti-pep rally..."
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"than the solar mass per cubic parsec."
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"and also, bring a pitcher of beer..."
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"Hold it, hold it! Oh, you are there!"
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"by F. Scott Fitzgerald."
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"I have some spare time this evening."
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"- Those two ought to get a room. - Really."
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"I just had dinner!"
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"And you know what else?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"greater than the supply of gold the country held."
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"no matter how hard you try..."
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"Hey, Valerie. How you doin'?"
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"but I guess a guy like you doesn't need luck."
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"Not yet, but I'm looking forward to it."
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"Valerie, please. It'll be horrible."
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"I love three girls at once."
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"with a sense of decency."
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"It's a dead man's party"
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"This isn't real. College is a dream world."
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"Because I shouldn't even have been there."
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"Well, take a good look!"
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"that you're completely regressed emotionally..."
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"that Mr. Melon has shown towards our fine university."
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"conducted by all of Mr. Melon's professors."
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"Well, Dr. Barbay, I suppose you're up first."
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"Are you interested in Valerie Desmond?"
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"Because... get this, towel boy..."
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"I don't know. They'll let me know."
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"You passed! All Ds and an A."
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"What else?"
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"There's nothing like good, clean business, huh?"
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"I'll tell you what."
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"where I was a flower of the mountain."
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"Part one: Define and differentiate..."
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"on your commercial property in south Florida..."
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"That's right... fine woolen and woolen blend suits..."
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"- I'll call him. - I'll dial it!"
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"and he holds it sacred."
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"you're pinned to a sophomore named Chip."
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"Like I showed you."
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"During sex, Vanessa used to scream out her own name."
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"It's for Barbay. Make it an A."
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"Who could ask for more"
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"and D... production and operations."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"And you, my father, there on the sad height."
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"What did it mean? What is he today?"
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"Don't worry. If the roast beef is right, they'll be back."
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"of our new Melon School of Business."
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"Oh, don't lose it."
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"You don't need this. I'll find you an organ grinder."
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"so it's really up to them, I guess."
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"Thanks, Buzzy. I appreciate it."
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"and sport coats in all the larger sizes..."
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"A merger, exactly. Exactly, a merger."
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"Shake it, baby"
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"This is college. Let me think for a minute."
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"I had a lot of fun, Thornton."
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"so classes don't start up again for another week."
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"Mr. Melon, I'd like for you to meet Dr. Philip Barbay..."
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"So, rather than waste your time this semester..."
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"Right, Dad? Come on, party, right?"
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"Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight."
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"I've got the results of your exams right here."
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"I hold history very sacred. Sacred."
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"Get him!"
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"No. Maybe."
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"took the United States off the gold standard."
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"and I thought..."
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"You could've changed here."
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"Mr. Melon, we have a serious offer..."
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"He told you to write down everything I say?"
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"- Great. - I'll give you my address."
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"and I don't get the feeling she wants me around."
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"I gotta practice. I wouldn't have any time to see you."
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"Look, Dad, I promise..."
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"How you doin'?"
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"The only Greek I know owns a coffee shop on State Street."
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"You jerk!"
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"Even if I do manage to graduate... ha ha..."
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"I looked for you at that fraternity house."
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"What do you mean, you'll do it with me?"
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"No, Dad, you don't get it."
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"but if it makes you happy..."
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"OK, fine."
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"Doesn't matter. Tell that to the bank."
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"I'm sure the teamsters would like to have..."
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"- Turgeson? - You know him? Is he good?"
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"- I'll see you in English. - All right."
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"Yes, I was. Look, I know I'm only a freshman..."
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"Hey, boys, how ya doin'?"
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"I'll see you later."
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"that the smeared-out density of matter can be no greater..."
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"And let me know you're mine"
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"Yeah, right. They got paint all over my girlfriend."
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"they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity."
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"What penmanship."
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"No, I sold you your pants."
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"Make sure he gets that."
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"I need you and the gang to get down here as fast as you can."
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"My dad is having a party tonight at the dorm..."
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"Good. I hope I'll see you there."
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"With your old man behind you..."
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"Next diver for Grand Lakes... Jason Melon."
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"Jason's a twerp. We could have won if it weren't for him."
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"It's a party, Philip. Midterms, remember?"
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"Don't run away"
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"Leave your body and soul at the door"
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"Really? Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."
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"Can we go? I'm bored."
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"I didn't bribe the coach."
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"Where am I going?"
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"when I told you I wanted to quit?"
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