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Clips from The Odd Couple - Secret Agent Man (S01E01)

"But they are big enough to kick your ass."
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"We went to the Knicks game last night."
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"but he threw half a meatball sub at me."
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"Oh, damn."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Ah!"
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"Good call."
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"Let's try the other way, superstar."
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"Oh, you're wearing pants today."
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"Thank you."
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"Welcome to The Oscar Madison Show."
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"Although I'm guessing Paulie from Boston will disagree."
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"Me."
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"Thanks for waking me up, Teddy."
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"when you challenged that guy to a dance-off."
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"Well, they are looking for a new panelist."
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"And after a quick clarification"
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"Which he said could turn into a regular gig."
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""Gig.""
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"Thanks, Felix."
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"or getting a massage."
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"you could do all three at once."
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"That is the dream."
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"But I always thought it would be fun to do TV."
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"Ah, TV's fine."
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"But why water down your brand?"
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"That's right. Stupid scones."
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"So I guess you're right, let's just stick with radio."
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"But..."
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"for 20 years now and he's doing just fine."
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"That's right. That's how you met, isn't it?"
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"Barry the Burlington Beaver."
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"You know, I was a mascot myself."
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"waiting for your best friend the janitor to get you out."
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"my Batman lamp in the living room."
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"to reach a much larger audience"
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"just because you're "comfortable.""
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"- Loosen your hand. - Mm-hmm."
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"Gather round, look at the cross-stitching on that inseam."
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"When I'm done, you'll have two."
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"How about "Check, please!""
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"I'm just spot-steaming."
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"into one of your little sports stories. Okay."
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"Well, that's just a grimace."
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"Okay."
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"Put your fist up again."
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"Let's go."
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"And the Unger Cut is at war with my boxer briefs."
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"I'm sorry, the backing fell off. You know what?"
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"- How do you feel? - I feel okay."
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"Sir, we need..."
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"and I can make a pair of tap shoes talk."
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"Hey! Oh, hey, hey, come on!"
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"is right around the corner, so if anyone..."
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"Oh, yes, I did go there."
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"Welcome, Oscar."
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"Fun fact."
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"Don't go anywhere."
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"We're clear. Back in 30 seconds."
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"Couple of thoughts. Now, you're on TV,"
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"And remember what we talked about in the cab."
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"Smile with your eyes,"
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"Please don't be here."
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"Back in ten. Keep moving, Ansel Adams."
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"My roommate!"
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"You did this, didn't you?"
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"It's got your fingerprints all over it."
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"Felix!"
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"Oscar's not built for television."
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"So, last week, when you said you loved my risotto?"
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"Why is he sitting on his hands?"
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"And no, it did not make sense in context!"
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"I've been part of sports for 40 years,"
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"Beautiful."
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"cobbler ain't nothing but a broken pie."
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"Instead of a shot on goal,"
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"what ends up..."
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"What happened?"
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"There's a chance he may have"
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"punctured himself with a tie tack."
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"It'll reopen the wound."
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"Oh, that'll wrap it up."
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"Thanks for watching today's show."
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"Technically no."
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"How long have you been here?"
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"This is why I didn't want you on TV."
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"I was protecting you."
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"Just want to get it before it gets to the suit,"
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"because merino wool is such a thirsty fabric."
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"I will!"
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"Oscar, I am so sorry."
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"I can get that out with vinegar and borax."
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"I know."
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"Yup. Turns out we both like"
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"Am I still trending?"
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"If he wants to talk to me, he knows where to find me."
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"Oh, by the way, I have an extra ticket"
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"Me? Sure!"
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"I can't believe it, I've caused a rift in a 20-year friendship."
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"The good news is now that I've exposed the cracks"
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"- Just give them time. - Yes."
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""I guess"?"
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"- Ca-caw! - Whoa!"
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"What is a mascot?"
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"Oh, hey, cool, you want to fly me around!"
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"He's the one who wanted me to go on the show."
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"But I'm the one who did it."
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"Hey-hey, guys? It's really stuck."
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"I forgot that my mom used to butter my ears!"
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"Tweet tweet."
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"You want to go to the Knicks game with me?"
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"All right, you hold, I pull."
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"Eagle power! Caw!"
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"was a real ratings grabber."
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"Hey, Oscar, that was fun."
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"seeing the inside of your spare bedroom."
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"Oscar Madison Show, this is Dani."
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"Yes, I am as sexy as I sound."
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"No, I will not describe my feet."
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"Stay on the line, he'll take your call when the show starts."
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