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Clips from The Odd Couple - Sleeping Dogs Lie (S01E01)

"I was trying to be a good friend."
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"If you were a good friend, you would have been honest with me."
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"Fine. Paolo was a 28-year-old"
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"Brazilian gymnast with family money."
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"Great, you got your pillow."
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"Also known as "Exhibit A" when I use it to smother Felix."
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"Oscar, you're acting like a child!"
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"And you hung out with my ex-wife and some other guy,"
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"and you kept it from me."
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"And you know who does that? A bad friend!"
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"How dare you call me a bad friend?!"
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"Uh, Oscar, Chris Webber's here."
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"You're a bad friend because you didn't tell me the truth!"
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"- The truth would have destroyed you! - Well, at least"
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"I wouldn't have wasted months holding out hope"
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"for Gaby and me. I could have moved on sooner."
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"- Who is Gaby? - Oscar's ex."
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"Oscar, I'm tired of arguing."
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"I'm taking my pillow and going to sleep."
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"Uh, can we wrap this up? Because Chris only has an hour."
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"Well, hold on. I want to see how this ends."
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"- You don't deserve that pillow. - Give me it!"
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"- No... - Give me it."
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"Why is the little guy so troubled?"
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"Okay, Oscar, can we please do the interview now?"
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"Ha!"
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"And with that, I bid you good night."
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"Can we stop with the pillow fights and do the interview?"
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"Oh, no, I forgot my phone at Ashley's place."
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"- Who's Ashley? - The little guy's ex."
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"Oscar, you're leaving?"
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"I have to. If Ashley finds the phone,"
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"she'll know we broke into the apartment."
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"Hang in. I'll be back in ten."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, hey, um, McTavish, isn't it?"
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"I-I got an electrical question."
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"Great."
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"Now, if I've shut the breakers off at the source"
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"do I have to worry about ground wires in a junction box?"
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"Nay?"
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"Thanks."
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"You know, I'm not crazy about eating with my hands,"
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"I like having a boyfriend who tries new places."
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"Oh, your place looks great."
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"We're getting divorced."
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"Sure. I'll give you a hand."
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"Oh, I forgot the glasses."
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"They're on the bar."
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"Oh, 12-year-old single malt?"
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"Sure."
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"I like a man who knows his Scotch."
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"Oh, nice chair."
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"You like it?"
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"Hey."
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"Come here, you."
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"It's good Scotch. Where'd you get it?"
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"It was a gift from my ex's friend,"
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"Oscar Madison."
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"I'm a big fan."
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"Well, I have a cure for that:"
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"meet him."
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"- What's going on? - I don't know."
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"Oh, you know there was a guy working next door."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think so."
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"Hey, weren't you Scottish?"
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"Oscar."
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"Felix."
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"Where's Chris?"
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"but the pillow didn't work."
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"I have resigned myself to the fact"
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"that I will never sleep again."
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"Ah, cat's back."
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"that would utterly destroy you,"
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"who knows what I would do?"
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"I'd probably just keep it to myself."
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"No, you would not, because you are a true friend,"
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"From now on, we tell each other everything."
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"The world outside can be cold and deceptive,"
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"but in here, we are in our sanctuary,"
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"safe in the knowledge that we will always..."
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"Ashley's dating someone."
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"I haven't slept in five days!"
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"And how could you know Ashley's seeing someone?"
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"I left my phone at her place, and when I went back to get it,"
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"Ashley's seeing someone."
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"I know what you're going through."
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"Oh, God, it's really over!"
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"But at least you're not in limbo anymore."
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"You don't have to torture yourself"
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"Because now that you know for sure,"
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"you can pick up the pieces and start your new life."
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"Now, that's got to be some kind of relief, right?"
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"Sleep well, buddy."
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"Morning."
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"There he is. We started to get worried."
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"We ordered Chinese food, and we're completely out of cash."
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"Oscar, you are a good friend."
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"Thanks to your strong dose of reality, I slept like a baby."
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"A baby whose apartment was ransacked in the night."
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"Oscar thought he could buy my forgiveness for the Chris thing"
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"with a pizza and a six-pack of cheap beer."
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"He was right."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Oh, I may have uploaded your butt to my Instagram."
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"No one'll know it's you."
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"Teddy, that is an invasion of my privacy!"
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"You got 134 "likes.""
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""Nice booty." "Cute buns.""
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""Boy, I'd like to take that sweet bubble-butt and...""
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"- Well, that's just not appropriate. - That's... that's..."
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"Look at this."
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"HotMama281 has requested that I..."
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"That's my wife."
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"Obviously, she doesn't have a type."
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"Well, duh."
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"You know, he wore that in a game."
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"He just sent me a weird text"
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"Well, help is on the way."
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