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Clips from The Odd Couple - Sleeping Dogs Lie (S01E01)

"No, that one was perfectly broken in."
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"Unless I break the pact,"
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"Felix, do you ever think this little moratorium"
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"- Why do you keep saying that? - Because I'm your friend"
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"Now do a slow zoom."
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"Bum."
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"If he sees me, he'll tell Ashley."
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"No, no, no, no, he hates me."
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"Simple men working hard for an honest day's wage."
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"I'm Jim."
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"The trip you and I used to take"
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"- For what? - I was sparing your feelings."
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"This is not about them. This is about you and me."
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"Oh, hey, Chris. Nice to see you. I'll be right with you."
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"- What was he doing there? - I know. Right?"
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"I'm doing work in 8-B."
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"- I read about it on a blog. - Oh."
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"You must have one hell of a decorator."
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"Okay if I have that instead?"
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"Here's some snacks."
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"You know what? I'm gonna have a Scotch, too."
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"- Come on, I've got candles in the kitchen. - All right."
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"Wow, you should get checked out, man."
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"Finally someone noticed"
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"January first, truth, truth, truth."
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"What? You told me to be totally honest."
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"I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Felix?"
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"And some very positive comments."
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"HotMama281?"
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"Why is she commenting on another man's cake"
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"This cake needs sprinkles."
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"I don't know. For some reason, she was under the impression"
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"which activates a 15-day penalty phase."
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"Whew, that was close."
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"I feel like we should have hidden before we froze."
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"Yes, I thought so, too,"
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"Okay, here's the drill."
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"Which my friend and I here both are."
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"Where did you run off to?"
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"- It swivels. - Mm."
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"Yep, we're all about doing our work,"
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"because... that's also my thing."
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"That is a great idea for a New Year's resolution."
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"I wish he'd asked me 20 minutes ago."
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"I can't. Last week, Ashley imposed"
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"So he won't remember any of this?"
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"That was unintentional, which makes it funnier."
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"Why are you doing it at 3:00 in the morning?"
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"Now... will you delete it, please?"
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"And then we'll..."
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"Maybe the divorce is finally catching up with him."
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"Got it. I missed you."
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"Bad friend!"
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"Why don't you go live with your best friend Paolo?!"
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"No, it won't work. Nothing works."
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"Uh, just a photo book"
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"Listen, I was a little rough on you this afternoon."
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"Where did you find that place?"
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"and so I gave him a sleeping pill."
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"and as firm as a nun teaching gym class."
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"I bought too many nectarines."
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"I will go change. Don't want to go out looking like a bum."
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"Uh, yeah, that's the one."
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"After you and Gaby separated,"
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"You mean the pillow I helped you get because I'm a good friend?"
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"Oh, really?"
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"Ashley made of our last trip to Bear Lake."
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"when she got cake at home?"
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