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Clips from The Odd Couple - Sleeping Dogs Lie (S01E01)

"Playing George Frideric Handel's theme from Water Music."
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"And why are you wearing my Jonathan Toews jersey?"
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"make sure Ma's warming the griddle."
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"Who wants cake?"
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"Oh, I think I know what's happening."
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"And if Felix took a sleeping pill, why isn't he sleeping?"
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"And later they have no idea what happened."
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"your electric toothbrush to massage my feet."
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"I got to get a picture of this, or he won't believe it."
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"Poor guy. I had no idea his insomnia had gotten that bad."
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"- Maybe they're down here. - Oh!"
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"Well, now it's a party."
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"I know I have a soothing voice,"
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"Per your request, your loyal assistant went to Chinatown"
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"Oscar, perhaps you wouldn't mind"
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"explaining to me how your foul-smelling"
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"athletic costume found its way into my room last night."
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"down the Bowery in flip-flops."
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"I'd recognize those perfectly symmetrical buttocks anywhere."
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"Look at this."
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"I-I can't believe it. I was just stumbling around"
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"Objects in the photo are firmer than they appear."
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"You know what you need? Dani's got this herbalist"
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"who makes this great sleep tonic."
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"It's Diet Squirt."
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"Well, can't you get a new one, he asked,"
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"Why don't you just go get it?"
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"The good news is only 22 days to go."
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"It's a dance."
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"is Ashley's way of telling you you need to move on?"
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"Anything is possible."
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"The American Butt."
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"Guys, put that away."
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"Or that cat. I'm allergic."
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"Great. I'll go with you. We can't have you"
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"Damn it."
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"Maurice is working today."
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"and use the service elevator."
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"Oh, look, I got my second wind."
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"This fellow here is McTavish."
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"Aye."
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"tossing back a few brewskis,"
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"and then going home to the wives."
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"one of his wife's eggs."
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"She's living like a transient."
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"Is she still here?"
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"I don't know."
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"Just go grab the pillow, and let's get out of here."
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"What is this?"
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"That? Oh."
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"Why is there a picture of you and Ashley and my ex-wife"
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"I said "aggressive.""
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"And we're off."
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"You said you and Ashley went alone,"
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"Well, not that honest."
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"Oh, am I?"
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"Oscar, you shouldn't be jealous."
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"Gaby and Paolo dated for a month."
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"Who's a bad friend?"
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"Very pretty, bit of a temper."
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"He's cranky. He needs a nap."
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"Give me that. Hold it high, Chris!"
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"You got to work on those turnovers, man."
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"Yeah. Sorry about that. I got all the questions on my phone..."
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"Want to see a picture of a butt?"
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"Aye."
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"I'm glad I ran into you."
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"and the floors are running in series,"
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"I know."
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"but turns out, I like Ethiopian food."
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"I did."
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"Take off your coat."
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"How about a glass of wine?"
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"I'll get them."
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"The sports guy?"
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"Maybe it's an electrical short."
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"He had to go. Nice guy."
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"how clean I keep the top of the refrigerator."
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"Oh, nowhere. Just an errand."
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"I thought you'd be sleeping."
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"Of course you're not a bad friend."
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"You don't have to apologize."
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"Yes, I do."
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"I mean, if I heard or saw something"
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"and you've taught me the importance of honesty."
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"No, no, no, this cannot wait."
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"As friends, if we don't have honesty, we have nothing."
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"You are dead to me."
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"Well, I-I don't know what I'm saying!"
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"she was with a guy who drinks Scotch and really likes to spin."
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"I can't believe it!"
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"Yeah, it's like the guy never saw a swivel chair."
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"It hurts."
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"or wonder what's happening."
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"Hmm."
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"Morning, Felix. How does it feel to be a celebrity?"
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"What?!"
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"I'll know!"
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"and I quote... "Shake that cake.""
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"Felix, what the hell are you doing?"
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"I was chilly."
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"It's covered in blood, sweat and Zamboni fumes."
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"Shh. My cake is ready."
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"What the hell is happening?"
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"Oh, hey, Oscar. Did I wake you?"
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"No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows,"
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"I just came to see if Felix is okay."
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"inviting me to a party."
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"Are you wearing lipstick?"
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"I was invited to a party."
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"I just finished a pie."
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"I'm really starting to get concerned about him."
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"Felix told me that he hasn't been sleeping well,"
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"I told him to only take half, but maybe he needed"
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"the whole thing because he's, you know, so much man."
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"What kind of pill are you on?"
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"I think that he is."
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"A lot of people who take those pills,"
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"they act like they're awake but they're not."
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"Felix, I used"
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