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Clips from The Odd Couple - Sleeping Dogs Lie (S01E01)

"Sprinkles."
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"That's naked. Naked butt."
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"Chris Webber is coming by this afternoon for his interview,"
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"so ask him about his charity work"
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"and being an NBA All-Star..."
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"but that is hurtful."
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"Sorry. Felix was sleepwalking,"
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"so I was up all night babysitting."
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"There is not one hour in the day that guy does not annoy me."
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"and got you some of that special energy tonic you like."
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"Great. This stuff is terrific."
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"It's a blend of gingko, goji berries and cobra blood."
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"It's Dr. Pepper and a packet of fajita seasoning."
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"I'm feeling it already!"
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"It rode in on your back. You were wearing it last night."
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"And tomorrow I shall parade"
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"That pill Emily gave you made you sleepwalk."
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"Oh, please. I've never in my entire life... Oh, my good God."
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"Oh, man, you are white."
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"It's like two aspirins kissing."
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"semi-conscious in the middle of the night?"
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"I know. That's my thing."
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"What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours?"
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"'Cause the battery was totally run down."
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"Yes. Yes, you were."
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"Felix, I'm impressed."
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"Thank you. I inherited the Unger butt."
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"It was the envy of everyone on the Mayflower."
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"It's a blend of kava root and turtle beak."
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"The only thing that ever helped me sleep was my favorite pillow,"
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"and I... I left it behind when I moved out."
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"knowing he'd get a long, slow, boring answer?"
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"It was as soft as a baby's cheek"
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"Ooh, that's a hell of a pillow."
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"a 30-day moratorium on any contact whatsoever."
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"No phone calls, no visits."
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"Why would she do that? You guys are already separated."
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"that I was making up reasons to drop by."
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"It's the 15th of the month;"
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"I'm here to check your smoke detectors."
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"The new Woody Allen movie?"
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"Don't even bother."
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"Do you need nectarines?"
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"Guess who I'm going to be for Halloween?"
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"Frida Kahlo!"
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"and I think you'll be happier if you know the facts."
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"I'm sorry I'm throwing a lot of truth at you right now,"
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"but I got this tonic pumping through me!"
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"The fact is you don't know what's going on with Ashley,"
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"I don't know what's going on with Ashley."
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"You don't know, or you don't want to know?"
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"Maybe this is why you're up all night."
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"I just need my pillow."
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"Look at this... with the sepia filter,"
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"it looks like an old-timey butt."
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"Oh, now it looks like a Ken Burns documentary."
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"Felix is exhausted. He's hitting bottom."
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"Well, I'm glad"
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"you can all laugh at my pain,"
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"because I have not slept in five days."
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"Cat!"
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"Felix, you're hallucinating."
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"We got to get you that pillow."
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"I told you, I can't have any contact with Ashley."
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"Well, just go over there when she's not home."
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"If I don't see her, it's not breaking the pact."
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"Today's Wednesday. She has yoga on Wednesday."
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"wandering the streets in an altered state,"
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"All right,"
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"That's British for butt."
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"Just slip him a 20."
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"Ever since I convinced the board to add a cape to his uniform."
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"You created your own arch-villain: Door-Man."
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"All right, fine, we'll just go around back"
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"do a series of ninja moves to get through the laser field,"
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"and the jewels will be ours."
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"Too much?"
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"You're just lucky I'm too tired to hit you."
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"We get in, we get out."
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"No one can know we're here."
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"Hey, can you hold that?"
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"Be cool, just be cool."
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"Is the opposite of what cool people say."
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"How's it going?"
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"Good. Good."
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"Good day to be an electrician."
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"Friends call me Jimbo."
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"He's a Scottish gent, isn't that right?"
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"Who happen to be sisters."
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"And then McTavish here volunteered"
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"And we were lucky enough to have little Jimbo Junior."
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"Who technically is my nephew as well as my son."
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"Yeah, for a minute there, he almost thought we weren't crazy."
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"My God, will you look at this place."
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"Magazines haven't been fanned, pillows haven't been plumped."
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"And she's gonna be back soon. Let's move it."
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"Ashley's yoga mat."
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"I thought she had class."
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"I think she's not here."
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"Unless she resisted her natural urge to "ca-caw" back."
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"Teddy put your butt pic to music."
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"God, it's like two lightbulbs dancing."
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"You're gonna stay at Daddy's house."
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"with our wives every single year?"
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"Ready? We should skedaddle."
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"with a guy who's... oh, how do I describe him?..."
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"not me?"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"Perhaps he was the innkeeper."
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"Or... an aggressive photobomber."
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"He has his arms around Gaby's waist."
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"- Felix. - Okay, fine."
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"she started dating a man named Paolo,"
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"and she brought him with us on the trip."
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"and you clearly did not."
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"And did he steal this jaw from Superman?!"
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"Oscar, why are you getting so worked up?"
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"You should be thanking me."
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"You lied to me. You're a liar and a hider"
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"and a secret trip taker!"
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