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Clips from The Office - The Convention (S03E03)

"which is really neat, because I like to draw, too."
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"I haven't been on a first date in nine years."
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"Probably shouldn't broadcast that."
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"Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to,"
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"Sleep with who? Whom? Whom? Whom?"
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"My neighbor, Alan. They're going on a date tonight."
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"Oh, wow! Oh, my God, I have a great idea."
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"Yeah. Do it!"
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"I'll probably just wear this. Really?"
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"Okay, well, word of advice,"
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"Any message you want me to relate to Jim?"
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"Um... "Um," okay."
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"Um, um, um, um..."
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"There's my girl."
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"Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?"
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"That was per diem for Philadelphia."
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"Andrea's the office bitch."
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"You'll get used to her."
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"Creed."
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"(TRAIN HORN BLARING)"
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"Can I have my neck pillow back?"
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"Can I have my neck pillow back?"
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"JOSH: Hey, Michael. MICHAEL: Hey, Josh, how you doing?"
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"Pretty good, how you doing? Good to see you."
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"There he is! There's the traitor. Traitor! Traitor!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"The... The progidal..."
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"My son returns!"
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"I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford."
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"Even if you find out"
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"that there is a better fire in Connecticut."
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"It's really good to see you, man. Yeah."
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"Wow. I didn't expect that."
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"Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?"
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"Yeah, sold about 40,000."
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"DWIGHT: Hey! Shut up, that's impossible."
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"No, it's not, and I did, yeah. Well, I did it, too."
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"You know, when I saw Dwight,"
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"And then he spoke."
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"I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key."
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"Pam's back on the market again. Really? She's dating?"
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"If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that."
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"Oh, Dwight, I missed you so much."
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"You're so immature."
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"and I just wanted to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch,"
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"I'm gonna look for a place for you in Stamford."
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"JAN: Oh, hey!"
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"Hey. JOSH: Hey, Jan."
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"We all checked in? Yes."
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"Great. Let's dump our stuff and meet back down here in half an hour."
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"JOSH: Okay. JAN: Okay."
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"Jan?"
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"What are you talking about? The 800-pound gorilla in the room. Carole?"
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"I'm still dating her,"
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"so nothing can happen between us at the convention."
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"Step away from me, Michael."
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"Thank you for being so brave with all of this."
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"Thank you."
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"Alan's cartoon's so funny, right?"
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"And they're, like, so smart."
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"I don't even know what they mean half the time."
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"This party is gonna be awesome! I know!"
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"More foot traffic. Check it out."
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"That is crooked. On that side."
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"Wow."
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"MICHAEL: Hey, hey!"
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"That is a lot of liquor. MICHAEL: Yeah."
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"And a dartboard."
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"Well, that's how we do it in Scranton, or did you forget?"
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"Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!"
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"(BOTH SCATTING)"
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"We should probably head on down, you know, hook up with Jan."
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"Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?"
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"Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke."
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"There's this bartender in Stamford who... You know what? You just had to be there."
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"I wish I was! I love inside jokes."
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"Love to be a part of one someday."
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"We should... Yeah!"
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"Change your mind, come back up."
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"I'll do a shot with you, Michael."
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"Swag!"
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"Stuff we all get."
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"I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my swag!"
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"DWIGHT: Check it out! Oh, my God."
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"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin."
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"All right. I'm a huge fan."
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"Thanks, appreciate it, guys. You know what?"
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"I'm having a big blowout tonight, Room 308, hope you can come."
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"All right, maybe. If I can. Well, cool!"
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"No, you cannot. So maybe. See you."
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"Smile!"
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"Do you remember me from last year?"
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"There's a party in my room, 308. Can't miss it, right off the elevator."
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"Tonight! Be there!"
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"All right, Jan just e-mailed me. She wants us to meet her up front."
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"Yup! Yeah, she's up front. You don't have e-mail on your phone."
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"Yes? Hello?"
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"No one just called you. All right. Nice meeting you."
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"Take care. Nice to meet you."
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"Take care. See you in a bit. Bye-bye."
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"May I have a moment of your time, please?"
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"find out if there are any skeletons in his attic."
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"(PHONE RINGING) I might ask if you wanted..."
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"He's not in the office. Can I take a message?"
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"I will."
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"You, too."
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"Sorry, what's up?"
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"Lf..."
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"It's so weird."
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"Okay."
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"Well, if you think of it, I'll be here."
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"So I called my buddy down at the station today"
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"to have him run a background check on Josh Porter,"
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"And? He wasn't volunteering today."
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"Oh, yeah? Yeah."
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"We moved Ryan over to your desk..."
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"Tell him I say hi. I will call him later with that message."
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"Hey, how's Toby?"
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"Oh, no, it was just, you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion."
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"I got a chance to... Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah..."
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