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Clips from The Office - The Convention (S03E03)

"You know, Jim, those are just words."
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"Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses?"
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"Because I have two, basically."
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"Michael, it's really not a competition."
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"Jim got us a great lead with the new rep from National Envelope."
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"- Really? Great. - We can grab lunch with him tomorrow."
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"Whoa, Michael! Wow!"
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"Oh, my God, thank you! Hey, no problem."
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"What have you generated, Michael?"
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"I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening."
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"What party?"
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"Michael, Jim and Josh are in meetings all day,"
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"I... I can't stay on top of you 24l7."
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"You should order the most expensive thing on the menu."
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"So he knows you're worth it."
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"If you do that, you're gonna have to put out."
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"Oh, yeah, you'll have to put out."
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"Is there a key for a Jane Doe?"
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"Thank you."
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"Any messages for 308?"
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"All right."
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"Hey, hey, fellers. Michael!"
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"Hey, Michael! What's up?"
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"Well, Jim and I have a meeting with uni-ball in about 45 minutes,"
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"so we should probably go now. Hey, check this out!"
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"How about that? A little friendly competition."
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"Stamford versus Scranton. I don't think so... I don't really..."
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"Jim, looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend."
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"Fine, all right. Okay! Excellent."
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"Do the wing flaps. Oh, just shut it."
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"Hey, Pam, what's up?"
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"Yes. Say hi to Pam!"
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"Hi, Pam! Hi, Pam."
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"Pam says hi. Have fun on your date."
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"MICHAEL: You first!"
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"Nice try, Josh!"
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"Okay, and..."
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"On what? We didn't bet anything, Michael, we..."
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"Well, we... Let's... You know, we should go. We gotta go."
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"Say, while I have you here,"
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"could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances"
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"to our product line? Fine."
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"Jim and I have different definitions of friendship."
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"and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well..."
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"Phooey on that."
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"Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work."
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"That is so true."
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"Ready?"
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"Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for. Great."
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"MICHAEL: Sorry, my meeting ran late."
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"Really? Yes, Jan, really,"
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"with the rep from Hammermill."
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"They're exclusive with Staples. Used to be."
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"We can now sell Hammermill products."
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"Yes!"
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"Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me."
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"Dwight's room key."
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"And Dwight's room."
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"What can I say? Old habits die hard."
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"Oh, my God! Dwight got a hooker!"
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"Oh, my God, I gotta call..."
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"Well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call."
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"Dwight got a hooker!"
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"So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons."
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"She reads them every day."
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"Oh, great."
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"He loves ketchup."
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"So how do you come up with your cartoons?"
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"Oh, I just... I kind of think about stuff that I see."
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"You dream in cartoons? How fun."
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"I thought there was a party in here. This is the party."
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"This is Room 308? Party central!"
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"See, this one is great"
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"because it could work on a couple different levels."
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""More freedom fries for the table?""
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""Freedom fries". Yeah."
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"Yeah, I mean, people always say, like, "Don't be edgy,""
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"but I don't know... I don't know any other way."
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"Yeah, you got it."
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"Well, it was... It was really nice meeting you, Alan."
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"Yeah, next time bring some of your illustrations."
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"I'll let you pick my brain."
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""More freedom fries"! Yeah!"
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"That's great. Okay."
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"PAM: I went on a date."
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"It wasn't a love connection."
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"I think when I like someone again, I'll just kind of know."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"JIM: Michael."
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"Am I the first to arrive?"
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"Can I get a drink? What?"
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"Can I get a drink?"
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"Sure."
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"Do you like Cosmos? Yeah, sure, sounds good."
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"So why are you here? Is Josh busy?"
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"Did I do something or... No. No, I totally get it!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you."
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"You're a good boss."
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"You're a great boss."
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"Michael, it's not about..."
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"I transferred because of Pam."
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"It's just... I kind of put it all on the line."
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"Twice, actually. And she said no."
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"Twice."
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"I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry, it's..."
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"Yeah. No, that's all right."
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"I will. I'll talk to her."
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"You should at least talk to Roy,"
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"I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling, just..."
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"Okay, maybe."
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"EVAN: Are we early?"
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"Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out."
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"Hey. Evan, this is Jim. How are you?"
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"Hey, Arnie Rissman, Michael, Jim. Hey, Arnie, how you doing?"
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"You guys work together?"
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"No, we used to. Yeah."
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"Some people need dozens of friends to say, "Hey, look at me, I'm popular!""
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"But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two."
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"because a real relationship,"
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"it can't be forced."
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