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Clips from Community (2009) - English as a Second Language (S01E01)

And I know that during this stressful time,

"And I know that during this stressful time,"

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And to kick it off, here's a babbling brook.

"And to kick it off, here's a babbling brook."

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from my digital recorder.

"from my digital recorder."

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You record every class?

"You record every class?"

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Then pass the exam and move on to Spanish 103.

"Then pass the exam and move on to Spanish 103."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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- I'm on a tight, four-year schedule

"- I'm on a tight, four-year schedule"

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to replace my Bachelor's.

"to replace my Bachelor's."

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Not really.

"Not really."

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Okay, fine. You want me to say it?

"Okay, fine. You want me to say it?"

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I'll say it.

"I'll say it."

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I like this group and I want it to stay together.

"I like this group and I want it to stay together."

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And next fall when that gets lonely,

"And next fall when that gets lonely,"

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♪ Somebody said we could be here. ♪

"♪ Somebody said we could be here. ♪"

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♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay. ♪

"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay. ♪"

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Go, girl.

"Go, girl."

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Annie, I'm not big on planning ahead,

"Annie, I'm not big on planning ahead,"

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where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again,

"where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again,"

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A full load of classes every year.

"A full load of classes every year."

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But not by building my schedule around BFFs.

"But not by building my schedule around BFFs."

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And if anyone asks, I sent you to learn things.

"And if anyone asks, I sent you to learn things."

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And, Pierce, close the door, please.

"And, Pierce, close the door, please."

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Gracias.

"Gracias."

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One question.

"One question."

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You know, in high school, I was in a band.

"You know, in high school, I was in a band."

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Key-tar. It's a keyboard you can play like a guitar.

"Key-tar. It's a keyboard you can play like a guitar."

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Anyway, next thing you know, I'm 32,

"Anyway, next thing you know, I'm 32,"

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I'm supposed to tip my bag boy?

"I'm supposed to tip my bag boy?"

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So I did what anyone would do.

"So I did what anyone would do."

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I faked my way into a job as a Spanish teacher

"I faked my way into a job as a Spanish teacher"

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your grades are invalid

"your grades are invalid"

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Okay, exams are on Tuesday. Class dismissed.

"Okay, exams are on Tuesday. Class dismissed."

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If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,

"If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,"

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and you'll all have to repeat this class.

"and you'll all have to repeat this class."

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Because I can't handle that roller coaster.

"Because I can't handle that roller coaster."

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I received an anonymous tip

"I received an anonymous tip"

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and get right into that horse's mouth.

"and get right into that horse's mouth."

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So if Chang's a fraud, what about our grades?

"So if Chang's a fraud, what about our grades?"

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I'm sure you've all worked very hard and learned.

"I'm sure you've all worked very hard and learned."

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Okay, in English.

"Okay, in English."

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You will be taking a standard exam

"You will be taking a standard exam"

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El crappo.

"El crappo."

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I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying.

"I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying."

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"- Uh, my Lexus isn't brand-new."

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You two-faced jag!

"You two-faced jag!"

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- What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah! - I didn't do it, okay?

"- What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah! - I didn't do it, okay?"

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Ah! Then tell me who did so I can murder your face!

"Ah! Then tell me who did so I can murder your face!"

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For the battle of bands.

"For the battle of bands."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Good luck passing your exam, Winger.

"Good luck passing your exam, Winger."

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Yeah? Why don't you tell that to your really weird sounding

"Yeah? Why don't you tell that to your really weird sounding"

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Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing.

"Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing."

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Impressive.

"Impressive."

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Because I wanted to see what you could do.

"Because I wanted to see what you could do."

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- Oh, man. - Listen to me!

"- Oh, man. - Listen to me!"

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This is a life, kid. A real one.

"This is a life, kid. A real one."

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which took 40 minutes.

"which took 40 minutes."

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we can cover about 10% of the exam.

"we can cover about 10% of the exam."

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And if it's multiple-choice,

"And if it's multiple-choice,"

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25% of our guesses will be right.

"25% of our guesses will be right."

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Actually, that's a lot of right answers

"Actually, that's a lot of right answers"

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We're all gonna be retaking Spanish this fall.

"We're all gonna be retaking Spanish this fall."

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- What was what? - I don't know.

"- What was what? - I don't know."

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I said "Retake Spanish" and everyone went "Ugh,"

"I said "Retake Spanish" and everyone went "Ugh,""

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Maybe it's one of those recessive genes.

"Maybe it's one of those recessive genes."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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What?

"What?"

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You made this happen because you're obsessed

"You made this happen because you're obsessed"

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That's true.

"That's true."

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- Fine! I did it. - For real, Annie?

"- Fine! I did it. - For real, Annie?"

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Maybe not too cool,

"Maybe not too cool,"

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She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed.

"She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed."

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I can only connect with people through... movies.

"I can only connect with people through... movies."

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Picture her as Paul Giamatti!

"Picture her as Paul Giamatti!"

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Aw, he... he's...

"Aw, he... he's..."

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Friends don't do what you did to us.

"Friends don't do what you did to us."

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No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure

"No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure"

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Then don't do it! It's called growing up!

"Then don't do it! It's called growing up!"

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No. It starts in 40 minutes.

"No. It starts in 40 minutes."

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- Preposterous! - Should we call Annie?

"- Preposterous! - Should we call Annie?"

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Troy, I know you could be a plumber.

"Troy, I know you could be a plumber."

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For about 10 seconds

"For about 10 seconds"

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Don't play into her ploy for attention.

"Don't play into her ploy for attention."

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Uh, she... she says she's fine.

"Uh, she... she says she's fine."

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And this isn't a ploy for attention.

"And this isn't a ploy for attention."

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And Annie's our friend.

"And Annie's our friend."

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The whole class is.

"The whole class is."

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Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah!

"Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah!"

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Oh, no! The devil told the truth!

"Oh, no! The devil told the truth!"

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- Nooooooo! - Whoa. Winger, what the hell?

"- Nooooooo! - Whoa. Winger, what the hell?"

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that ever happened to me.

"that ever happened to me."

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And music classes. You know?

"And music classes. You know?"

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Well, it was kind of easy, right?

"Well, it was kind of easy, right?"

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Yeah, I think I might've passed.

"Yeah, I think I might've passed."

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Maybe because that's, you know, when I stopped having them.

"Maybe because that's, you know, when I stopped having them."

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I was going for more of a professor thing.

"I was going for more of a professor thing."

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- Nothing. - I think I got half of it.

"- Nothing. - I think I got half of it."

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Uh, like the first season of The Wire.

"Uh, like the first season of The Wire."

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I think we're gonna make it.

"I think we're gonna make it."

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We won't have a class together.

"We won't have a class together."

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So we're gonna need a backup.

"So we're gonna need a backup."

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Anthropology?

"Anthropology?"

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- Anthropology. - Anthropology.

"- Anthropology. - Anthropology."

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Mm-mm.

"Mm-mm."

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for making it easy.

"for making it easy."

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It's hard to believe, but finals are here.

"It's hard to believe, but finals are here."

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my voice blaring over a P.A. can't help.

"my voice blaring over a P.A. can't help."

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Which is why, for the next three days,

"Which is why, for the next three days,"

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you'll hear nothing but soothing sounds of nature.

"you'll hear nothing but soothing sounds of nature."

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Will anyone back me up if I say this is ridiculous,

"Will anyone back me up if I say this is ridiculous,"

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Nature sounds or not,

"Nature sounds or not,"

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we're not gonna have any trouble passing our Spanish final.

"we're not gonna have any trouble passing our Spanish final."

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I've transcribed this semester's notes

"I've transcribed this semester's notes"

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Spoiler alert.

"Spoiler alert."

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Here's a spoiler:

"Here's a spoiler:"

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We're all gonna spend the next three days boning up.

"We're all gonna spend the next three days boning up."

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That sounds like a good ending, Annie,

"That sounds like a good ending, Annie,"

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Spanish 102 fills my language requirement.

"Spanish 102 fills my language requirement."

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I guess I just figured we're a Spanish study group

"I guess I just figured we're a Spanish study group"

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