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Clips from Community (2009) - English as a Second Language (S01E01)

"so we'd keep taking Spanish together."
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"That's what I thought too."
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"- I like Spanish. - I'm in."
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"I know the family downstairs hates me."
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"I don't need to understand why."
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"Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff."
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"I'll be in the front row of Spanish 103."
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"Monday through Friday, 6:00 am."
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"6:00..."
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"And now, crickets."
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"♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam. ♪"
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"♪ One by one they all just fade away. ♪"
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"Okay, if we're not interested in Spanish 103 next year,"
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"what about Anthropology?"
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"Ooh, Anthropology."
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"The study of man."
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"I'm still trying to forget"
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"what I learned about that subject."
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"You just "Go girled" yourself."
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"- Shut up. - See, it's fun!"
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"which can only happen if I take a full load."
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"Don't."
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"I can maybe make it until then."
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"We'll build ours around yours."
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"Annie, you realize that we'll be friends"
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"whether or not we have a class together, right?"
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"Of course you think that, Britta."
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"It's obvious from your name your parents smoked pot."
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"All right, well, I haven't said a single word"
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"in this entire conversation, and I find that outrageous."
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"- Hola, el losers. - Hola."
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"Winger, may I have a word with you in private?"
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"Oh, yeah. Um, got it. Cool."
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"Other side of the door."
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"So you're here because your college degree"
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"was fake, right?"
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"Two questions."
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"Where did you get it,"
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"Where did you learn to count questions"
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"We could've been huge, but the world wasn't ready"
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"for an Asian man on key-tar."
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"Did you say "key-tar" or did you just pronounce guitar"
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"like a hillbilly?"
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"Get with the times, man."
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"and I'm bagging groceries for, like, 5 bucks an hour"
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"- Shocked? - Confused."
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"from Sesame Street."
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"If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,"
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"and you'll all have to repeat this class."
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"Good."
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"It's unsolvable."
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"Hold on. I forgot my..."
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"Hey. What the hell are you doing?"
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"Hey! Hey, come back here! Come back here!"
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"Uh, Jerry, hey, Jerry, check this out."
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"If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,"
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"and you'll all have to repeat this class."
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"your grades are invalid,"
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"That was the chair."
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"- Hi, everybody. Hi. - Hi."
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"Um, he's not faking his death again, is he?"
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"First he's alive. And then we're happy."
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"And then he's alive again and..."
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"of his qualifications, for instance, having them."
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"Word of advice, if an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher,"
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"it's not racist to ask for proof, okay?"
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"You ignore your mother's voice"
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"- Are they invalid? - Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"so just take your final with Chang's replacement."
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"Doctor."
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"- Buenos dias. - Buenos dias."
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"- Si. - Buenos dias."
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"Si."
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"Listen to this back and forth. It's like I'm at an embassy."
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"- What's on the final? - En Espanol, por favor."
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"I know it's in Spanish, dummy."
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"I'm just saying, you know, what chapters?"
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"- Veinte. - Oh, I know that one."
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"She wants a large coffee."
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"for students at your level."
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"It will cover this entire textbook."
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"And why is she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor?"
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"Go cure something."
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"will be thrown off."
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"I was on my roof for the fourth of July,"
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"on the street."
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"That one sounded like a brand-new Lexus."
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"I know. Yours is a 2002. That's the year I heard it."
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"- Aah! - Hey!"
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"You're wearing protective goggles to destroy my car?"
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"- Safety first! - Stop!"
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"What? I did not. Why would I screw myself?"
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"- Hey, break it up! - Ah."
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"Oh, oh, uh, we're writing a song."
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"At one point, I was teaching you Klingon!"
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"I have a condition!"
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"I dismantled that valve and I put out that free cake"
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"I'm a student. I like learning."
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"Yeah, right. Learning. Learn everything."
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"Learn until you're dead."
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"Or you can call this number."
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"Now that's a company that fixes toilets and sinks."
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"Things that people always use and always need to get fixed."
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"Learning. Thoughts."
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"and grind my own coffee, and understand HBO."
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"You don't have to do that, kid."
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"You could be a plumber!"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Okay, so we know three kinds of verbs,"
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"At this rate, if we don't sleep or pee,"
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"when you're guessing almost everything."
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"I don't want to sound like a defeatist,"
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"Face it."
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"Why even take the exam?"
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"and you went "Hmm.""
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"I can also curl my tongue. Who else?"
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"Annie ratted out Chang."
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"I wouldn't say I was obsessed."
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"Permission to treat the witness as hostile."
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"Did you record yesterday's Spanish class?"
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