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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Netwerking at the Nursing Home (S01E01)

"That was rude."
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"Owen, I am here to confront you."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"Should I put the guitar down? Or is it..."
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"Ah, no. No, it's... it's... it's more of an emotional confrontation."
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"Okay, let me stop you right there, dude."
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"You're not the first guy to express his feelings for me."
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"Uh, no. I don't have... feelings for you, Owen, um..."
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"Who?"
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"Miranda."
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"Oh, Amanda, the chick with the lipstick, uh-huh."
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"Right. So, I just..."
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"I want you to know..."
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"that if you break her heart, I will hunt you down."
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"And do what?"
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"What?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well, uh, as threatening as that sounds,"
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"[chuckles] you don't have to worry about it."
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"I'm not interested in Amanda."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Okay, good talk. So, listen, I'm gonna get back to my guitar now."
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"Do you mind if I listen for a while? I find you relaxing."
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"[chuckles] I respect that."
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"[guitar strumming]"
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"- The coast is clear. - Okay."
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"I don't know why we're sneaking. Why can't we just sign in?"
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"Because Emily has to do it. Besides, my plan is so much better."
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"- Ooh... - ...and then we're gonna wait"
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"for widespread havoc and general pandemonium to ensue."
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"Then we're gonna go inside and you're gonna audition for Hamburg."
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"- Oh, now we'll never get in! - [shushing]"
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"I have the plan. I saw some matches inside."
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"We're gonna sneak inside past the receptionist,"
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"get the matches, sneak back outside,"
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"and then light this garbage can on fire!"
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"Oh, I love show business."
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"[softly] Me, too."
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"I'm just an ordinary person here, of no particular origin."
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"As I was saying,"
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"I'm just an ordinary person here, of no particular origin,"
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"[chuckles nervously] clearly confusing me with someone else and his niece."
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"Oh, yeah. Now I remember you. Just go."
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"No. No, you don't remember me. [chuckles] No, not at all."
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"I got the matches. Let's go."
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"Oh, well, he's right here. Can't I just perform for him now?"
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"Okay. Good plan."
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"Hello and welcome to my audition."
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"Mr. Hamburg, I'm really looking forward to being in one of your upcoming movies."
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"Miranda can play any role imaginable. Just watch this."
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"Now, show him sadder."
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"Now, show him bored."
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"And elated."
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"Okay. Okay. You are not impressed,"
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"but face acting is not everyone's cup of tea, so..."
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"I know. Can I... can I sing now?"
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"Yes. Now, Miranda will sing for you."
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"And, Miranda, it's your time to sing."
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"♪ You say Hey, that's a talented lady ♪"
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"♪ Pinky little toes Biggie little toes ♪"
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"♪ Put me in your movies ♪"
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"- Miranda, are you serious? - Shh, I'm not done."
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"♪ So, if you put me In one of your movies ♪"
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"Ooh, bravo!"
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"Oh, Bravo! Ooh, Bravo!"
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"Okay, you guys cannot be doing this here."
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"Okay, can you just leave? I just did an incredible performance."
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"I'm having a high, and you're coming in and making it a low."
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"- [Emily] Can you please just... - What?"
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"What're you sorry about? That Miranda stopped singing?"
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"Mr. Hamburg..."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"- What? He's not dead! - [Jim] Dead?"
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"- You guys killed him. What did you do? - [Miranda] What?"
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"[Jim] Nobody panic. This isn't the first dead body I've been around."
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"What?"
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"If anyone asks, we were at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada."
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"[Miranda crying] Uncle Jim, this is terrible."
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"- What about my career? - [crying] No! Oh, God!"
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"I know! We're very upset!"
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"Emily, get out of the way, okay?"
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"- We were so close! - You're ridiculous!"
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"Stop! What you're crying about is so meaningless."
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"[gasps] It's okay, sweetheart."
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"You go ahead and cry if you feel like crying."
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"Thank you."
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"[crying] I'm so emotional."
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"You know what? I need to go. She's really upsetting me."
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"And I'm not in a good state of mind right now."
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"Let's light the fire."
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"For some reason, business has been real slow today."
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"That's too bad."
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"I picked a scab yesterday."
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"Mmm, I love when that happens."
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"- What? - [man] Hi, is this Miranda?"
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"- Yes. - Miranda, hi."
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"So close. [sobs]"
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"Well, listen, I was wondering if you could do me a favor."
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"about my uncle for me at the service."
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"Mmm, yeah. I'd love to perform."
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"and, uh, if you're ever here in New York and you want to talk,"
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"Did you even hear a word I said?"
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"I said I'm an actor. I don't want some industrial job."
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"Okay."
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"Something colorful and spectacular."
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"No, we don't have time. This eulogy is important."
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"Miranda, you're not doing the eulogy for Mr. Hamburg, are you?"
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"Yes, she is. Her big break."
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"- Isn't this exciting, Emily? - No, it's not exciting."
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"Guys, a eulogy is a sensitive and sacred thing."
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"Yeah, I know it's sacred."
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"That's why I'm using my sacred singing voice to honor him..."
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"- There's gonna be lots of people there. - [sighs]"
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"Yes."
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"Hollywood movers and shakers, Emily."
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"Mr. Hamburg is in heaven now,"
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"so why don't you sing to him in the backyard,"
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"where he can hear you better?"
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"It's hard to schmooze Hollywood movers and shakers from the backyard."
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"- And he's definitely not in heaven. - Ah."
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