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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"I-I know things didn't work out,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"With-with both of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(baby voice): Oh, was it? Was it complicated?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, oh, was it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(fake crying): Oh, was it complicated?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA (baby voice): Was it compli-mi-wonicated?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Yeah. Are you gonna cry now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You gonna squirt out a few tears?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Pew! Pew! Pew! - (both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You guys are so mean. - REBECCA: Oh, whatever, we're mean."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? This woman's a goddess and a leader"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a feminist bikini area that you should've treated"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with respect."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thank you. - You know what? I never realized"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the strength that you have, because you're small but fierce."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Stop, no, you know what? Don't stop. - Mm-mm, mm-mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Don't... Keep, keep, keep it. - You know, the thing is,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is I've always been afraid to be fierce like that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is the reason there's a pay gap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what happens is, women go into a job..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not even... a raise doesn't even occur to them..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at this outfit I bartered for."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I owe someone eight private yoga sessions"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and a topless massage, but I feel a lot better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So empowered."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah? I mean, you've lost most of the weight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? You think I lost some of the weight?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't even notice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Know why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause we connected, and we refreshed,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We bonded."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can kidnap me any time you want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. - I was kidding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, they're doing yoga up on the meadow,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm gonna go see"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"whose postures need adjustment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I saw some tragic Warrior 2's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(squeals)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Oh, hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, there you are."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, what are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I heard about this place from you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't this just the best?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like my life has changed, you know, I've just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really feel like I'm a whole new pers..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, you look sad. Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't belong here. This is for young people"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Hey, hey, D, talk to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It turns out Josh is really into old guys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it's practically a fetish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, let's not knock someone for a fetish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"choked by red licorice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not saying who, but I think you know it's me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but I don't have a fetish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't have a type."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I don't even prefer a gender."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I just feel so dumb."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought I was special."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl, of course you're special."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, he's in the office every day just to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah... I mean, sometimes all it takes"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for two people to connect is for one person to reach out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and try really hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, like, harder than they should."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, to the point of kidnapping."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, just go talk to him, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, I want to talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(strained): 'Kay, let's talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Could you stop angry crunching for a second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I set an intention."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I saw all those..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"felt so ordinary and old."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, you know, these are my own insecurities."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't expect you to understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why not?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think you're the only one with insecurities?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, when I see your abs, I definitely do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I have tons of insecurities."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, for instance, lately,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been starting to think that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, I'm just some boy toy to you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and I'm just your fetish. - Oh, come on, that's not true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like you don't take me seriously."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... come on, why haven't I met Madison yet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry, I just didn't want to freak you out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, a kid's a big deal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't want you to feel pressured"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want something serious, D."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want that with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not someone who is your type."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I love you, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm really glad I came out here, Sherpa Allen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You did a great job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, but that's not why I'm glad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I really needed a reminder"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of why I'm so happy being single."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Women are tough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, love 'em, but they are complicated"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, uh, just hard to understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been celibate since 1987."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I don't know how to do that,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I am gonna take a break from the ladies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A good long break."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, your equipment smells delicious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Be well."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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