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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (S02E02)

"DARRYL: I don't want to say"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. It's Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I want to know what it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's... I'm just so happy to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you talking about?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I-it's not weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the same toxic male."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna find some way for Valencia and I"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know why I agreed to this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And here's an extra juice box"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, stop, stop."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Take it. - Thanks!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, no, no, she's terrific."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but she wrote me the most amazing recommendation"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at this place, it's... kind of a mess."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No, you're not fat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're like most people's wedding goal weight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my half-eaten Lunchables out of the trash."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia, I insist on connecting with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and also I got rejected by Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're not in the same boat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I promise I won't talk about Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I came in early to organize."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, my best friend moved away;"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can do it, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then... you'll be fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Being alone is fine with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ No, I don't mind ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Alone with my thoughts ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That reminds me that I barely passed lifeguard school ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's why that kid almost died in that pool ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's a bad thought ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What happens if I get sent to hell? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like, what if I stop liking my mom? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm like, "One second, bro, I'll be right over" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, these thoughts ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, a shirt with sleeves..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What number muffin is that for today?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey, babe. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - And I've never been, but WiJo,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I legitimately just was craving some chicken basket."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Postmates won't deliver to me anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, that is the distance we will be traveling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm too tired to fight with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really don't have anything else to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know it's weird, but it's gonna be great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're my workout clothes, so they've never been worn."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get it, I'm a ginormous 6, junior 5/7,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so just shut up about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is actually a 12, so, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, stop it. I told you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love a good public poo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Put your hand down."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a weird uncle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so happy you're here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and she winks? - (laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry to interrupt."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I actually think he has - (groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sensatory immersion thing, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we met 15 minutes ago"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: What happened to the music?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One of our event sound systems just blew out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"while that... jerk is out there"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need your keys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, let's start small."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughter fading)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it's so fun."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think he's younger than you, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't have that. See?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I broke up with him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... (sobbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We need music."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: Cool, Sherpa Allen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mr. Sherpa or Mr. Allen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (laughing) - All your boyfriends"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, that's him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"V, don't give him that power."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, folks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He makes me so mad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on. Oh, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Look, it's time we stopped being victimized"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by this man, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's time we stand up to his cis-gender patriarchal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and our hearts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you just need to read Roxane Gay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Step aside. Step aside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you're the best!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which was you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but it was complicated with you... guys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you should have worshipped her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, not that this matters, but you look really skinny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you were a hunter/gatherer, you would be dead in days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and all of Josh's really old boyfriends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you know, some people like being..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like you're having a midlife crisis"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I orgasm internally as a part of my practice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks again, son."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, okay, yeah, let's take this back and get you a Pegasus, then."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like your boyfriend, Daddy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bitch, bitch, bitch,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Aw. - bitch, bitch. Also,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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